Warlow
Young man lost in space and time
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gath'r round people, as i entail the ruleth of life, the high and base, the success and s'rrows
this is the gospel of eriksen acc'rding to warlow
ruleth 1. If 't be true thy canthal tilt is in the negative, thy life can not beest in the positive
ruleth 2. A sir without huge zygos is but a sir, rath'r a mistress coping with their owneth subhumanity
ruleth 3. if 't be true thy medial canthus is eyeless, prepareth thy suicide noteth with a stylus
ruleth 4. Those who is't speaketh with w'rds entailing appeal ov'r features art simply devils in disguise. The prettyboy is simply a cope f'r the boneless.
ruleth 5. The aliens shalt inh'rit the earth. Gone art the days of l'rd gandy and l'rd meeks, those gents art false prophets who is't mutt'r blasphemy. In art the times of the one true king: eriksen
to those who is't he'd to these w'rds, shalt not findeth s'rrow but et'rnal Elysium in eriksen heaven.
to those who is't rejecteth the w'rds of the prophet, shalt not beest hath met with the ope hands of eriksen, rath'r curs'd to an et'rnity of recession and maxillary deficiency
eriksen 9:23
f'r i so mogg'd the w'rld, yond i gaveth mine own one and only son spid'rchad; yond whoev'r believes in that gent shalt not p'rish but giveth et'rnal moggings
@spiderchad
this is the gospel of eriksen acc'rding to warlow
ruleth 1. If 't be true thy canthal tilt is in the negative, thy life can not beest in the positive
ruleth 2. A sir without huge zygos is but a sir, rath'r a mistress coping with their owneth subhumanity
ruleth 3. if 't be true thy medial canthus is eyeless, prepareth thy suicide noteth with a stylus
ruleth 4. Those who is't speaketh with w'rds entailing appeal ov'r features art simply devils in disguise. The prettyboy is simply a cope f'r the boneless.
ruleth 5. The aliens shalt inh'rit the earth. Gone art the days of l'rd gandy and l'rd meeks, those gents art false prophets who is't mutt'r blasphemy. In art the times of the one true king: eriksen
to those who is't he'd to these w'rds, shalt not findeth s'rrow but et'rnal Elysium in eriksen heaven.
to those who is't rejecteth the w'rds of the prophet, shalt not beest hath met with the ope hands of eriksen, rath'r curs'd to an et'rnity of recession and maxillary deficiency
eriksen 9:23
f'r i so mogg'd the w'rld, yond i gaveth mine own one and only son spid'rchad; yond whoev'r believes in that gent shalt not p'rish but giveth et'rnal moggings
@spiderchad
