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A while back I got off the bus in the city centre and a group of German males were walking towards me who appeared to be tourists and they pointed me out to each other as me being a heightmogger as if to acknowledge "It appears they have XL moggers here too"
Had those Germans not encountered me they may have gone home thinking that Irish males were of decent stock but they aren't as physically imposing as their own countrymen
After witnessing me however, they witnessed first hand the ceiling of Irish mogger genetics and will forever know that any claims of all Irish being leprechaun manlets is cope because they seen in the flesh the pinnacle of what Irish genetics can produce.
If the government paid me to hang around the city centre in our major cities, more tourists would be exposed to the pinnacle of irish physical specimens and accounts of Irish moggers would spread whenever people are discussing stereotypes for Irish physical appearance
Had those Germans not encountered me they may have gone home thinking that Irish males were of decent stock but they aren't as physically imposing as their own countrymen
After witnessing me however, they witnessed first hand the ceiling of Irish mogger genetics and will forever know that any claims of all Irish being leprechaun manlets is cope because they seen in the flesh the pinnacle of what Irish genetics can produce.
If the government paid me to hang around the city centre in our major cities, more tourists would be exposed to the pinnacle of irish physical specimens and accounts of Irish moggers would spread whenever people are discussing stereotypes for Irish physical appearance
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