The great baller thread

[mecha72]

Here’s the scenario for a grand prize of 1 million dollars you must form a basketball squad using exclusively .org users who do you pick and why?

 

[mecha72]

@emeraldglass

 

[emeraldglass]

@tristan18 cause he is tall. Me cause I would dunk on the mofos. @TRUE_CEL would make the opps laugh while we throw half court shots. @LiterallyNightwing @Amnesia @Xangsane for the for the extra beauty halo.

 

[mecha72]

I’ll take @klip11 @the BULL to work in the paint I’ll do the mid range I’ll grab @Blackgymmax the more niggers on ur team the better

 

[Blackgymmax]

I’ll take @klip11 @the BULL to work in the paint I’ll do the mid range I’ll grab @Blackgymmax the more niggers on ur team the better

I'm 5'1

 

[mecha72]

I'm 5'1

Just cross amnesia so hard he falls out of his lifts

 

[klip11]

I'm 5'1

Nigga I ain't you're apple pie

 

[mecha72]

Nigga I ain't you're apple pie

Carrot pie

 

[Xangsane]

@tristan18 cause he is tall. Me cause I would dunk on the mofos. @TRUE_CEL would make the opps laugh while we throw half court shots. @LiterallyNightwing @Amnesia @Xangsane for the for the extra beauty halo.

Extra beauty halo?

 

[emeraldglass]

Extra beauty halo?

Yeah extra halo to get the crowd cheering and get extra media covering.

 

[mecha72]

Yeah extra halo to get the crowd cheering and get extra media covering.

Crowd nigga this is street ball

 

[mecha72]

Extra beauty halo?

I will cross you

 

[Deleted member 26410]

I would probably be the PG coming off the bench that could give you some buckets and dimes. People have said my playstyle is like Chris Paul in Basketball

 

[mecha72]

I would probably be the PG coming off the bench that could give you some buckets and dimes. People have said my playstyle is like Chris Paul in Basketball

Hit em with the iverson

 

[Xangsane]

Yeah extra halo to get the crowd cheering and get extra media covering.

Who would like me?

 

[mecha72]

Who would like me?

Your looks mean jack shit you gotta be ballin good

 

[emeraldglass]

Crowd nigga this is street ball

Thought we were playing for game money.

 

[Gengar]

@tristan18 cause he is tall. Me cause I would dunk on the mofos. @TRUE_CEL would make the opps laugh while we throw half court shots. @LiterallyNightwing @Amnesia @Xangsane for the for the extra beauty halo.

@Xangsane for editing dunks into the game (all dunks done by @Amnesia even though he forgot his special 11” b-ball lifts at home) because we missed every ball that we tried to throw through the hoop.

 

[Gengar]

Yeah extra halo to get the crowd cheering and get extra media covering.

My subpar looks will undo any beauty halo you all bring.

 

[Deleted member 29155]

only need @klip11 tbh maybe @RetardSubhuman

 

[emeraldglass]

@Xangsane for editing dunks into the game (all dunks done by @Amnesia even though he forgot his special 11” b-ball lifts at home) because we missed every ball that we tried to throw through the hoop.

We would smash the opposite team. Believe me.

 

[mecha72]

We would smash the opposite team. Believe me.

It’s all fun and games until @klip11 hits @Amnesia with a shot fake hesi makes him high five Jesus then crosses him out of his 40 inch lifts blows him a kiss and drills a shot in his face

 

[mecha72]

My subpar looks will undo any beauty halo you all bring.

If you be ballin looks not needed

 

[mecha72]

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