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El fatso
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@sytyl I'm glad you remember an old man like me son. I have travelled through the land of europe in hope of meeting a great sage.
His magic could predict the future of the stock market and would help me moneymaxx to help my fellow incels in need. When i crossed the great sea seperating france and great britain i met him. The great Redditor View attachment 959230 the legend says he never touched a woman in 2 thousand years of existing. He acquired his power through praying and circlejerking and reach 1 milion karma in only a thousand year. When i arrived he immediately came into me to ask what was my business in these lands. I kindly told him that i do not post memes on general, and so he dropped any kind of animosity towards this newly encounter.
He said in a more calm tone to follow him inside his lair. There, i recognized some scrolls from the distant lands of japan. I could only recognize the words "osu" and "loli".
he asked me to sit on a molding bucket of kfc.
"- what do you seek here, young fatsofag "
"- i seek your wisdom great sage."
He immediately understood why i was here.
He stood up and looked at a scroll behind him.
" you know you only have 40k karma ? How can i ever trust you with such profound texts ?"
I knew this was his way of testing my true intentions, so i turned my ancient spell of " atleast i'm not an incel " and told him that i werent his worst nemesis. He looked into my eyes looking for any sort of downvooting for some seconds and i asked him to put some trust into an old friend like me.
He thought for a second and finally translated the scroll infront of him. " GME AND DOGECOIN PUMP AND DUMP TO THE MOON YOLO "...
I immediately knew that a great war was prepairing in the other side of the atlantic sea. I told him that preparation needed to be made, and that i thank him for his virgin knowledge...
His magic could predict the future of the stock market and would help me moneymaxx to help my fellow incels in need. When i crossed the great sea seperating france and great britain i met him. The great Redditor View attachment 959230 the legend says he never touched a woman in 2 thousand years of existing. He acquired his power through praying and circlejerking and reach 1 milion karma in only a thousand year. When i arrived he immediately came into me to ask what was my business in these lands. I kindly told him that i do not post memes on general, and so he dropped any kind of animosity towards this newly encounter.
He said in a more calm tone to follow him inside his lair. There, i recognized some scrolls from the distant lands of japan. I could only recognize the words "osu" and "loli".
he asked me to sit on a molding bucket of kfc.
"- what do you seek here, young fatsofag "
"- i seek your wisdom great sage."
He immediately understood why i was here.
He stood up and looked at a scroll behind him.
" you know you only have 40k karma ? How can i ever trust you with such profound texts ?"
I knew this was his way of testing my true intentions, so i turned my ancient spell of " atleast i'm not an incel " and told him that i werent his worst nemesis. He looked into my eyes looking for any sort of downvooting for some seconds and i asked him to put some trust into an old friend like me.
He thought for a second and finally translated the scroll infront of him. " GME AND DOGECOIN PUMP AND DUMP TO THE MOON YOLO "...
I immediately knew that a great war was prepairing in the other side of the atlantic sea. I told him that preparation needed to be made, and that i thank him for his virgin knowledge...
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