THE GREATEST EVER "MAX PAYNE" QUOTES/ONE-LINERS. [EFFORT]

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“Do you think a pile of shit feels popular because it’s surrounded by flies?”
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"The things that I want by Max Payne. A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep. To forget. To change the past. My wife and baby girl back. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill. Right there, more than anything, I wanted her."
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"One thing you can count on: You push a man too far, and sooner or later he'll start pushing back."
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"He was trying to buy sand for his hourglass. I wasn't selling any."
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“I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings.”
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"Nothing is a cliché when it's happening to you."
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"Just when you thought you had reached the deepest depths of horror, it suddenly got worse. How to turn off that small voice inside your head that started to whisper that you should be glad that now, if not before, your revenge was justifiable on any concievable moral scale? That small voice had proved, beyond any doubt, that I was damned."
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“Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product then you GET what you pay for."
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“The past is like pieces of a broken mirror, you try to pick them up, but you only end up cutting yourself."
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"At this point I had killed more cops than cholesterol."
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"I am a self-righteous pain in the ass."
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"The way I see it there's two types of people, those who spend their lives trying to build a future and those who spend their lives trying to rebuild the past."​
 
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Nice try rehab we all know this is your alt account
 
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"The way I see it there's two types of people, those who spend their lives trying to build a future and those who spend their lives trying to rebuild the past."

PAYNE=MAX
 
What’s wrong with your thumb? Clearly a Jew or gypsy
Theyre flat from playing Tekken, im a quarter Serbian, idk if thats gypsy
 
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Theyre flat from playing Tekken, im a quarter Serbian, idk if thats gypsy
Ah youre indian

Why didn’t you say so Bhai
 

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