The guide to be alpha and get laid (2024 guide)

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Most people always talk about looks but my guy you don't need to be a chad Or a psl God you can be a normie and still pull it off since chads and stacies are a minority of the population

Ok so before we start we need you to be minimum 10-12% body fat good now let's continue.

1.Go on a vegetarian diet
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Remember not vegan since you can still drink milk and eat butter but just don't eat meat and eggs.
This boosts sex appeal by 2 points because being a vegetarian is also a flex.
Do a Heavy carbload and run 12 km you're going to get a beast dopamine rush I'm promise you.

2. Get gangster tattoos
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Nothing is more sexy and alpha than a gangster tattoo it's increases sex appeal and makes you look dangerous
Throw gang signs near normies and see their reaction.

3. Dress like a jackass
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No remember clothing is the most essential thing and you wanna stand out so start dressing like a jackass.

Wherever you go people should notice you because of your clothes as clothing plays an important part in rizz and low inhibition.

4. Smoking routine
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Well if you aint smoking you are coping this increases your gangsta by huge points.




Now imagine you're dressed like a jackass covered in tattoos and you smoke in a crowd of people they are going to be shocked
They're going to be like " Oh my gawd who's that guy? "

I promise you
 
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Stopped reading after vegetarian
 
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Not a letter
 
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Bro being a carnivore has huge cons
What cons? Being high T and masculine like nature intended? Oh, we don’t want that!
 
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What cons? Being high T and masculine like nature intended? Oh, we don’t want that!
Bro youre going to become a beta if you ate too much meat.
Reduce the meats and increase the beets
 
Bro youre going to become a beta if you ate too much meat.
Reduce the meats and increase the beets
Yes, you’ll be so high T eating the food that my food eats.
 
Yes, you’ll be so high T eating the food that my food eats.
The ideal male body should be androgynos with female hips and butts a flat chest and an 8 inch dick this is what women like not some low T muscular beta who eats meat and has a small cock
 
Y'all keep coping imma keep bumping
 
I see the vision, maybe add earrings or piercings
 
@NotAMogger debating on who has the better SpongeBob pfp
 
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"gangster tattoos" then shows tattoos right off pinterest
 

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