The hardest choice ever

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Get a job and be a functioning member of society and have a wife and kids

Or

Disappear and live in the woods, only eat animals you kill, and finally be free
 
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Erm who’s gonna tell Bro he has to pay property/land taxes on the land he already bought, we’re never gonna be free bro
 
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Erm who’s gonna tell Bro he has to pay property/land taxes on the land he already bought, we’re never gonna be free bro
I’m just gonna live in the deep forest where no one can find me, not paying shit
 
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Get a job and be a functioning member of society and have a wife and kids

Or

Disappear and live in the woods, only eat animals you kill, and finally be free
1 cause if i have to suffer i want to spread my genes to make more people suffer
 
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I’m just not gonna live in the deep forest where no one can find me, not paying shit
Ok ok it has to be dense tho and when making cabin take into account the amount of sky coverage the trees take up so when satellites go around that area they don’t see a home
 
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the first one tbh
living outdoors is too long tbh
 
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there's very little fat content in wild animals, in order to get enough you'll need to basically eat them whole including their organs, brains, and dicks. tbh i think you'd be happier getting married and having kids.
 
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Large family is my goal in life :love:
Also to make a shit ton of money and retire young
 
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A balance between the two is ideal

Living in the woods and going to society often

I think I would go insane after spending so much time alone
 
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What do you think its the best shelter in the woods?

Tarp, tent or hammock?
 
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What do you think its the best shelter in the woods?

Tarp, tent or hammock?
Tent, but if I was gonna live in the woods I would make a cabin
 
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Get a job and be a functioning member of society and have a wife and kids

Or

Disappear and live in the woods, only eat animals you kill, and finally be free
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got forest and free spirit?
 
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I have a tarp and sleeping bag and sleep confortably on rain,wind and cold

Thunderstorm rainy nights are the best when camping
 
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Kids, freedom is nice, but the only true winners are those who reproduce. I cant bare the thought of dying without having offspring.
 
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I have a tarp and sleeping bag and sleep confortably on rain,wind and cold

Thunderstorm rainy nights are the best when camping
How to deal with bears?
 
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I'll get kids only if im rich and succesful and if not imma just become the weird uncle
 
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How is this a question? This is like foids saying they'll choose the bear
 
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i wouldnt be able to live without the internet tbh
 
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Wont the tent get wet or sum, annoying af
You put a fly overtop and you wont get wet
How to deal with bears?
I would have a gun, but bear spray is good to have

Bears really aren’t that scary, I’ve been like 2 metres away from them a few times, they just mind their own business
 
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You put a fly overtop and you wont get wet

I would have a gun, but bear spray is good to have

Bears really aren’t that scary, I’ve been like 2 metres away from them a few times, they just mind their own business
What bear? Black or brown?
 
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