Feminineboi
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Born sometime in the 15th century in the west African city of Ouagadougou, JimsonBobson has devoted his life to improving the world through means of looks. As a child, he was known as "Mungu", translating to "god" in Swahili (this was on account of his dashing good looks). As Jimson aged, all of his qualities increased tenfold. It was inevitable then that JimsonBobson would have his choice of women at his fingertips whenever he desired. So pro-creation ensued. Due to JimsonBobson's superior genetics, every child Jimson created was bound to be a Chad.
As time went on, Jimson continued to benefit the world greatly. Fast-forward to August 11th, 1960, when Jimson founded the country Chad. Despite what history books and the internet may tell you, Jimson's history reigns true. For, many "historians" changed the past's truths out of jealousy and spite of Jimson.
Now, what occurs next is known historically as "The Creation of The Four". While all Chads do in fact descend from Jimson, Being the generous man that he is, Jimson decided all of his previous contributions weren't enough. Jimson decided he needed to show the world an example of what they should try to be. Thus, starting in 1979, JimsonBobson impregnated a series of 4 women:
Brenda Gandy
Caran P. O'Pry
Maria Lachowski
and lastly, in 1996, Julie Barret
Exhausted by efforts, Jimson lay dormant for some years.
He was finally at peace with himself.
This concludes Chapter 1 of the history of JimsonBobson, the father of all Chads
and I kept on playing with my little hot dog. After that my shlong started to grow 
After that, white stuff 
is coming home in like 30min and I need to find a solution quick
omg im so scared 
