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WHEN IS IT GONNA BE ME :cry: ITS SUIFUEL KNOWING I WONT GET CLOSE TO A WOMAN FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 2 YEARS
 
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Calm down i had to wait 27 yo and all i can get Is still jbs. You Need to be 35 yo to get prime women
 
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Calm down i had to wait 27 yo and all i can get Is still jbs. You Need to be 35 yo to get prime women
Men peak at 50 bro I forgot my bad
 
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T. 6'6 gymcelled htn
 
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I'm starting to believe that this site is indeed Chads.org
 
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Cant even have discussions on this site without half the replies being a user trynna answer in a way that is also bragging about getting girls or sex. Insane suifuel
 
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Doesnt matter those stats are plenty good to get htbs
I’m not even lying or trying to down play myself. But I’m 100% serious when I say only LTBs might give me an IOI. And that’s an IOI, nothing more. That’s how bad my jaw is, PSL wise I may be MTN bc if my midface and ok ratios. But irl no jaw = trucel.
 
Cant even have discussions on this site without half the replies being a user trynna answer in a way that is also bragging about getting girls or sex. Insane suifuel
I made this post with u in mind jfl. Go back to ur throuple fakecel
 
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I made this post with u in mind jfl. Go back to ur throuple fakecel
First off, im never even the one that fucking brings it up. Thats all that needs to be said. Blame it on the forum homosexuals obssessed with me
 
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First off, im never even the one that fucking brings it up. Thats all that needs to be said. Blame it on the forum homosexuals obssessed with me
Ok tbf I’ve never seen u humblebrag from ur account before
 
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Didn't your w mom allowed you to have jaw surgery? Mine almost refused to pay for my skin care shit and gym membership untill i got a job to pay it from my own money.
 
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I’m not even lying or trying to down play myself. But I’m 100% serious when I say only LTBs might give me an IOI. And that’s an IOI, nothing more. That’s how bad my jaw is, PSL wise I may be MTN bc if my midface and ok ratios. But irl no jaw = trucel.
Do you have a pic of someone with your type of jaw? If youre mtn youre mtn and with that height you should be high smv
 
Didn't your w mom allowed you to have jaw surgery? Mine almost refused to pay for my skin care shit and gym membership untill i got a job to pay it from my own money.
Also wtf --- jaw surgery recovery takes for about 6-8 weeks most -- by that time you should be mtn -htn depending on your base.
 
Also wtf --- jaw surgery recovery takes for about 6-8 weeks most -- by that time you should be mtn -htn depending on your base.
So why it should take you 2 years to get laid?
 
Didn't your w mom allowed you to have jaw surgery? Mine almost refused to pay for my skin care shit and gym membership untill i got a job to pay it from my own money.
Not yet, all she did was ask for the price. I still need a way to ease in the 15k that I need. But still like I said that’s gonna take 2 years to get done. I’m pretty much incel until then
Do you have a pic of someone with your type of jaw? If youre mtn youre mtn and with that height you should be high smv
1688237476571

Like this but shorter chin as well.
 
If I ever ascend I will tag you
 
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So why it should take you 2 years to get laid?
I wanna get implants. It takes a while for the design to be made and then having the surgery
 
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I want u to ascend bro. It’s these humblebrags from chads that got blessed with their genes that hurt more
 
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I want u to ascend bro. It’s these humblebrags from chads that got blessed with their genes that hurt more
I'll find a way to make sure it infuriates you reguardless no worries
 
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I wanna get implants. It takes a while for the design to be made and then having the surgery
this is extreme tbh--- if jaw surgery cant ascend nothing will, may be why not gym max
 
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this is extreme tbh--- if jaw surgery cant ascend nothing will, may be why not gym max
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My jaw looks similar to this. Bimax won’t help it from the front. Hemsworth already got gonion implants and it looks good on him. I wanna do the same thing
 
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Like this but shorter chin as well.
What an incel

It would be pretty dumb from you to waste another 2 yrs being incel when youre 18 and still in hs preasumably and can still get a quality gf. Are you even trying what is your social status
 
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What an incel

It would be pretty dumb from you to waste another 2 yrs being incel when youre 18 and still in hs preasumably and can still get a quality gf. Are you even trying what is your social status
Highschool isn’t easy idk where this meme came from. I got one more year left

Also I don’t mind being incel, at the end I just wanna look in the mirror and be happy. Even if I got a lucky slay, I’d still come home look in the mirror and tell myself I did not deserve it
 
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you better get hot hoes if you ever get to do all of this, happy looksmaxing
I’d be satisfied with HTBs. I’m confident I’ll ascend with implants
 
Highschool isn’t easy idk where this meme came from. I got one more year left

Also I don’t mind being incel, at the end I just wanna look in the mirror and be happy. Even if I got a lucky slay, I’d still come home look in the mirror and tell myself I did not deserve it
It should be easy for you though. Don't get a slay then get a girlfriend. I also didn't mind at that age but one day you might start to mind and it may be over by then. HS is only once you can't recreate it at 20+
 
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It should be easy for you though. Don't get a slay then get a girlfriend. I also didn't mind at that age but one day you might start to mind and it may be over by then. HS is only once you can't recreate it at 20+
I don’t care if I miss out. I don’t look back at things in my life. Just gonna keep going and trying to better life in general for my future self
 
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I don’t care if I miss out. I don’t look back at things in my life. Just gonna keep going and trying to better life in general for my future self
You say that now cause at 18 there's nothing to look back on lol. With me a switch flipped in a few weeks time and my whole outlook on life changed. You and @HarrierDuBois are probably gonna regret staying incel
 
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You say that now cause at 18 there's nothing to look back on lol. With me a switch flipped in a few weeks time and my whole outlook on life changed. You and @HarrierDuBois are probably gonna regret staying incel
I don't wanna rot forever, 'cause I know I'll be rotting in vain
And I don't wanna fit wherever
I just wanna keep calling your name until you come back home
 
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no girl i meet wil ike me until i get surgeries
 
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I don't wanna rot forever, 'cause I know I'll be rotting in vain
And I don't wanna fit wherever
I just wanna keep calling your name until you come back home
We will ascend and we’ll both visit chico when we’re older
 
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We will ascend and we’ll both visit chico when we’re older
Chicos response to us when we say we are from looksmax academy:
 
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Everyone here is just casually banging stacies while i'm hallucinating all this shit in my house wtf
 
Are you actually incel
 

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