BigJimsWornOutTires
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He was born Incel, on the coldest night of the year. His father, Tommy The Shitbowl Cleaner, had missed his arrival for he was drinking in a bar across the street from the hospital his whore wife was given birth in. He slipped out of that nasty vagina, bloody with globs of Mom and fellow men's decaying semen dripping off him. He cried like a little bitch-baby. The weeping sounded gay as fuck. Mom knew right there and then who the father was. And it wasn't the simp across the street.
9 months prior, Karen The Filthy Whore had been lushing all night at a local pub known for its customers being "colorful." If you know what I mean. She didn't care who may wander off inside her cesspool. "I'm a free woman!" She was known to say and parade as if achievement in itself. As long as the random guy paid for her drinks, her vagina would be an open house. Although that sugarcoating it. For her pussy resembled more of a haunted one.
Hours later, Filthy Whore is kneeling across a sofa cushion still wearing her shirt from the bar. The jeans and underwear removed. A man from the bar dons his slacks near that sofa. "Wowie mowie," the man says to her. "That was the first time experiencing that!" He laughs out loud. "Not like I'm a virgin. I've had my dick 5 inches deep in many shitholes. But never a vagina before."
She turns and faces him. Although not surprised by that revelation, a little concerned rattles her. "Oh, fuck. I hope you didn't give me AIDS you fucking faggot." She then sighs. "Ugh. Or worst...a faggot baby."
"Oh....my.....gad." He says with pauses in between those words. "I just fucked a Debbie Downer." He promptly walks toward the broken door. "I'm outta here, you big meanie!" He leaves.
"Ugh. That fucking faggot took my drink!" She immediately realizes that fucking faggot took her drink and rushes to the door as her pussy drips fluids from the recent lust onto the cheap dirty carpet. "ASSHOLE!" She screams into the darkness as that darkness becomes thicker and blacker.
Suddenly, that reality becomes pitch black as Big Jim's autism kicks in. He loses interest in the story and begins pondering seedlings and a vegetable garden.
The End.
9 months prior, Karen The Filthy Whore had been lushing all night at a local pub known for its customers being "colorful." If you know what I mean. She didn't care who may wander off inside her cesspool. "I'm a free woman!" She was known to say and parade as if achievement in itself. As long as the random guy paid for her drinks, her vagina would be an open house. Although that sugarcoating it. For her pussy resembled more of a haunted one.
Hours later, Filthy Whore is kneeling across a sofa cushion still wearing her shirt from the bar. The jeans and underwear removed. A man from the bar dons his slacks near that sofa. "Wowie mowie," the man says to her. "That was the first time experiencing that!" He laughs out loud. "Not like I'm a virgin. I've had my dick 5 inches deep in many shitholes. But never a vagina before."
She turns and faces him. Although not surprised by that revelation, a little concerned rattles her. "Oh, fuck. I hope you didn't give me AIDS you fucking faggot." She then sighs. "Ugh. Or worst...a faggot baby."
"Oh....my.....gad." He says with pauses in between those words. "I just fucked a Debbie Downer." He promptly walks toward the broken door. "I'm outta here, you big meanie!" He leaves.
"Ugh. That fucking faggot took my drink!" She immediately realizes that fucking faggot took her drink and rushes to the door as her pussy drips fluids from the recent lust onto the cheap dirty carpet. "ASSHOLE!" She screams into the darkness as that darkness becomes thicker and blacker.
Suddenly, that reality becomes pitch black as Big Jim's autism kicks in. He loses interest in the story and begins pondering seedlings and a vegetable garden.
The End.
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