Bugmaxxed
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Kingfish is a beautiful, endearing, and kind sentiment only brought to light recently by the kingfish pioneers (@Bugmaxxed and @vevcred2_0) and was promised to us 4000 years ago by David Gandy and was placed on the pedestal of overtaking the world's immense "words of endearment" market.
Hope you enjoyed my tales kingfishes, and more to come
Precursor: Duality
The Kingfish, rotters of the forum, embody the duality of man. Both VIP and Grey, swift yet hunted, noble yet driven by instinct. In the open ocean, it moves with grace, a master of the currents, yet beneath the waves lurks the abyss, where the Serpent of KFC is left to strike. Like man, the Kingfish is torn between the light and the dark, between freedom and fear, between the pursuit of dominion and the inevitability of mortality. It is in this tension—this endless swim between triumph and ruin—that the true nature of the Kingfish, and of man, is revealed.
The Kingfish, rotters of the forum, embody the duality of man. Both VIP and Grey, swift yet hunted, noble yet driven by instinct. In the open ocean, it moves with grace, a master of the currents, yet beneath the waves lurks the abyss, where the Serpent of KFC is left to strike. Like man, the Kingfish is torn between the light and the dark, between freedom and fear, between the pursuit of dominion and the inevitability of mortality. It is in this tension—this endless swim between triumph and ruin—that the true nature of the Kingfish, and of man, is revealed.
Kingfish History Books: Book 1 - The Book of Kingisis
In the beginning, the forum was a vast emptiness, a dark void stretching infinitely. No more Clavicular slay stories, @ey88 shitposting, Ropefuel at an all-time high. The Great Tide, the eternal spirit of the deep, flowed over the waters, breathing life into the silence. And the Great Tide proclaimed: "Let there be a sovereign of the seas, a king among the fish, swift as the wind and fierce as the storm. "From the swirling depths emerged the First Kingfish, known as @Bugmaxxed, whose scales shimmered like silver beneath the moonlight and whose fins sliced through the sea like a blade. The waves bowed in reverence, and the smaller fish scattered in awe.The Great Tide blessed @Bugmaxxed, saying, "Let's all be kind, Kingfish. Let your kindness flourish, and may the forum be filled with your swift offspring." Bugmaxxed surged into the currents, and from his wake, schools of Kingfish emerged, agile and powerful. The ocean was no longer desolate; it buzzed with life. The reefs sparkled with vibrant colors, and the deep trenches resonated with melodies. Yet among the sea creatures, the envious Serpent of the Abyss, @Master, a being of shadows and KFC, watched with resentment.The Serpent slithered through the depths, whispering to the fish of the reef, "Why do you submit to the Kingfish? Why must one dominate the many? The forum belongs to all, yet you follow him like mere minnows." Doubt began to fester in the hearts of the fish. The currents that once united them now carried mumbai-speakings of rebellion. Sensing the discord, the Serpent rose from the depths and confronted Bugmaxxed, challenging his reign.The battle was fierce. The forum churned as @Bugmaxxed clashed with the Serpent, his fins cutting through the water like lightning. But the Serpent, full of cunning, lured @Bugmaxxed into the darkest abyss, where no light could penetrate.
And the Great Tide spoke to the chuddies of @Bugmaxxed, saying:
"Rule the forums with swiftness, but never reading threads. Keep the currents flowing, and let none fall to the whispers of Lamarcus Smalls. For the forum is vast, but the darkness is always waiting."
And so, the Kingfish still rule the waters, swift as the wind and untamed as the storm, forever fleeing the grasp of the abyss.
In the beginning, the forum was a vast emptiness, a dark void stretching infinitely. No more Clavicular slay stories, @ey88 shitposting, Ropefuel at an all-time high. The Great Tide, the eternal spirit of the deep, flowed over the waters, breathing life into the silence. And the Great Tide proclaimed: "Let there be a sovereign of the seas, a king among the fish, swift as the wind and fierce as the storm. "From the swirling depths emerged the First Kingfish, known as @Bugmaxxed, whose scales shimmered like silver beneath the moonlight and whose fins sliced through the sea like a blade. The waves bowed in reverence, and the smaller fish scattered in awe.The Great Tide blessed @Bugmaxxed, saying, "Let's all be kind, Kingfish. Let your kindness flourish, and may the forum be filled with your swift offspring." Bugmaxxed surged into the currents, and from his wake, schools of Kingfish emerged, agile and powerful. The ocean was no longer desolate; it buzzed with life. The reefs sparkled with vibrant colors, and the deep trenches resonated with melodies. Yet among the sea creatures, the envious Serpent of the Abyss, @Master, a being of shadows and KFC, watched with resentment.The Serpent slithered through the depths, whispering to the fish of the reef, "Why do you submit to the Kingfish? Why must one dominate the many? The forum belongs to all, yet you follow him like mere minnows." Doubt began to fester in the hearts of the fish. The currents that once united them now carried mumbai-speakings of rebellion. Sensing the discord, the Serpent rose from the depths and confronted Bugmaxxed, challenging his reign.The battle was fierce. The forum churned as @Bugmaxxed clashed with the Serpent, his fins cutting through the water like lightning. But the Serpent, full of cunning, lured @Bugmaxxed into the darkest abyss, where no light could penetrate.
And the Great Tide spoke to the chuddies of @Bugmaxxed, saying:
"Rule the forums with swiftness, but never reading threads. Keep the currents flowing, and let none fall to the whispers of Lamarcus Smalls. For the forum is vast, but the darkness is always waiting."
And so, the Kingfish still rule the waters, swift as the wind and untamed as the storm, forever fleeing the grasp of the abyss.
Kingfish History Books: Book 2 - The Book of Exofish
The Book of Kingfish: The Exodus of the Sea The Bondage of the Kingfish in the aftermath of @Bugmaxxed's fall, the First Kingfish, the sea fell under the tyrannical rule of the Serpent of the Abyss, @Master, who emerged from the depths to seize control over the forum. This Serpent, coiled his massive form throughout the ocean, casting a shadow over the vibrant coral kingdoms.He enslaved the Kingfish, driving them into the frigid currents where the forum felt like minoxidil and DNP was scarce. The Kingfish swam in endless sorrow, their speed diminished and their strength waning.They called out to the Great Tide, the spirit of the sea, pleading: "O Great Tide, remember the boyos of @Bugmaxxed! Free us from Lamarcus' grasp, or we shall perish in the depths of offtopic!"And the Great Tide listened to their pleas. Among the Kingfish was one named @vevcred2_0, whose fins glimmered like the morning sun and whose heart burned with a fierce spirit. Even in chains, he was swift, and the Serpent feared him. One night, as the ocean lay quiet, the Great Tide spoke to @vevcred2_0 through the whispers of the waves: "Swim forth, Vevfish, and lead my people to freedom. The forum was never meant for chains."The currents surged with energy, enveloping him like a cloak. His speed returned, and his strength surged like a powerful storm. He swam to the captive Kingfish and declared: "The time of bondage has ended. Follow me, and we will escape this cursed forum!" The Kingfish rejoiced, but @Master 's spies overheard, and the Serpent was filled with fury. @vevcred2_0 swam to the entrance of @Master 's thread, the dark trench where light could not penetrate, and shouted: "Let the Kingfish go!" But @Master merely laughed, his big gut bellowing like a water balloon. "You are nothing, @vevcred2_0. The forum members belong to me, and all its subhumans bow before my will! "Thus, the Great Tide unleashed plagues upon the Serpent and his dominion.
The Book of Kingfish: The Exodus of the Sea The Bondage of the Kingfish in the aftermath of @Bugmaxxed's fall, the First Kingfish, the sea fell under the tyrannical rule of the Serpent of the Abyss, @Master, who emerged from the depths to seize control over the forum. This Serpent, coiled his massive form throughout the ocean, casting a shadow over the vibrant coral kingdoms.He enslaved the Kingfish, driving them into the frigid currents where the forum felt like minoxidil and DNP was scarce. The Kingfish swam in endless sorrow, their speed diminished and their strength waning.They called out to the Great Tide, the spirit of the sea, pleading: "O Great Tide, remember the boyos of @Bugmaxxed! Free us from Lamarcus' grasp, or we shall perish in the depths of offtopic!"And the Great Tide listened to their pleas. Among the Kingfish was one named @vevcred2_0, whose fins glimmered like the morning sun and whose heart burned with a fierce spirit. Even in chains, he was swift, and the Serpent feared him. One night, as the ocean lay quiet, the Great Tide spoke to @vevcred2_0 through the whispers of the waves: "Swim forth, Vevfish, and lead my people to freedom. The forum was never meant for chains."The currents surged with energy, enveloping him like a cloak. His speed returned, and his strength surged like a powerful storm. He swam to the captive Kingfish and declared: "The time of bondage has ended. Follow me, and we will escape this cursed forum!" The Kingfish rejoiced, but @Master 's spies overheard, and the Serpent was filled with fury. @vevcred2_0 swam to the entrance of @Master 's thread, the dark trench where light could not penetrate, and shouted: "Let the Kingfish go!" But @Master merely laughed, his big gut bellowing like a water balloon. "You are nothing, @vevcred2_0. The forum members belong to me, and all its subhumans bow before my will! "Thus, the Great Tide unleashed plagues upon the Serpent and his dominion.
Hope you enjoyed my tales kingfishes, and more to come
