The landwhales at the office must really hate me

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I don't give shit to landwhales. I rarely will say "good morning" to a landwhale unless they are older( I don't dislike older obese women as much.) Outside of work related stuff, I won't even converse with a landwhale, and if I do I almost remember to bring up my "girlfriend" just to make them feel bad.:bigbrain:

Last 2 times I spoke to a landwhale co worker, I bought my my "girlfriend" (even tho. I don't have one) like 3 times during the first conversation and once during the second. :ROFLMAO:

Hell, if I don't bring up my "girlfriend" I will throw a barb at them over their weight. I will say things like "be careful with those cookies" or when asked if I want food, I will say "no thanks, I don't want to gain too much weight."
 
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I don't give shit to landwhales. I rarely will say "good morning" to a landwhale unless they are older( I don't dislike older obese women as much.) Outside of work related stuff, I won't even converse with a landwhale, and if I do I almost remember to bring up my "girlfriend" just to make them feel bad.:bigbrain:

Last 2 times I spoke to a landwhale co worker, I bought my my "girlfriend" (even tho. I don't have one) like 3 times during the first conversation and once during the second. :ROFLMAO:

Hell, if I don't bring up my "girlfriend" I will throw a barb at them over their weight. I will say things like "be careful with those cookies" or when asked if I want food, I will say "no thanks, I don't want to gain too much weight."
Why not be kind to a degree. I understand why you are mean to them are you nice to your other coworkers
 
Why not be kind to a degree. I understand why you are mean to them are you nice to your other coworkers
Yeah, im nice to all my other co workers.
 
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Nice brah love it. What do you do for work?
I work in finance. I have degrees in accounting/finance .


I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth.
 
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I work in finance. I have degrees in accounting/finance .


I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth.
I feel like the Jews are somewhat responsible for the obesity rate in this country.
 
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I work in finance. I have degrees in accounting/finance .


I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth.
Tell them to stop eating so much and start losing weight. It’s infuriating when fat people never even try to lose weight
 
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Tell them to stop eating so much and start losing weight. It’s infuriating when fat people never even try to lose weight
Thats exactly why I bring up my "girlfriend" around them, and take barbs at their weight so much. Its to encourage their fat asses to lose weight.
 
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Thats exactly why I bring up my "girlfriend" around them, and take barbs at their weight so much. Its to encourage their fat asses to lose weight.
Just a question do they have boyfriends/husbands cause what fag wants that disgusting shit
 
I work in finance. I have degrees in accounting/finance .


I work in a government office in the deep south with mostly obese women. 80% obesity rate among women. Probably the fattest people on planet earth.
Crazy bro. Finance seems nice though I assume you make a lot. How much work do you have to do
 
Just a question do they have boyfriends/husbands cause what fag wants that disgusting shit
Yeah, but they are all overweight or obese, mostly ethnic men. The only woman with a non-fat husband is this morbidly obese , latina dwarf with some skinny, short, black guy
 
Crazy bro. Finance seems nice though I assume you make a lot. How much work do you have to do
No. I only make like 63,000 a year.

I will make more when I get a better job though.

I do 40 hours a week. I work for like 3 hours a day and the rest of the day I just play with my phone, brose the internet or pretend to work.
 
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No. I only make like 63,000 a year.

I will make more when I get a better job though.

I do 40 hours a week. I work for like 3 hours a day and the rest of the day I just play with my phone, brose the internet or pretend to work.
Hope you get that job too
 
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Yeah, but they are all overweight or obese, mostly ethnic men. The only woman with a non-fat husband is this morbidly obese , latina dwarf with some skinny, short, black guy
Jesus I understand why people want ethnic cleansing now
 
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Nice boss. Do you have any side jobs or nah
No I just work that job.

But I live with my parents and save up 70% of what I make. I make lots from investing.
 
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Jesus I understand why people want ethnic cleansing now
Yeah, I mean I could understand fat men with fat women.

What gets me is sometimes I see fit, black men with landwhales at my office. They are mostly all low income black men though. I think that they are forced into it because many people view blacks , esp. low income blacks, as being "low."
 
Does hr not exist
 
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Does hr not exist
Yeah, but what are the landwhales supposed to tell HR?

That I bought up my "girlfriend" when I was talking to them? Or that I said "be careful with those cookies?" It would actually be embarrssing for them to tell HR that I said these things.
 
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