THE LTN GESTAPO has been deployed by ZOHRAN BIN LADEN IN THE ISLAMIC SOVIET CALIPHATE OF NEW SYRIA

[danzig]

It was a day like ANY OTHER. Me and @softmaxxed LTN and @Flowermaxxed_manlet were walking in the streets EXISTING (weirdly in pce) WHEN IT HAPPENED. It came out of NOWHERE. 5 ltn Gestapo agents looked at us, turned around and said “YOURE FUCKING UGLY NIGGA” and started following us. And YES, YOU GUESSED IT THEY WERE NIGGERS!!! We started walking away and they just kept following. They were relentless and I could smell their primal urge to rob us due to them (obviously) being niggers. We walked all the way to the Islamic underground tram when they started FULL SPRINTING AT US. THINK ABOUT 5 NIGGER LTN GESTAPO AGENTS CHASING AFTER YOU!! FULLY GROWN ZAMBIAN SHITSKIN WARRIORS SPRINTING FULL SPEED AFTER YOU!!! We hopped the train turnstile WHICH HAD SPIKES ON IT (THANKS ZOHRAN BIN LADEN!!!!) AND SPRINTED AWAY FROM THE 5 LTN GESTAPO AGENTS and FINALLY escaped in the Islamic underground tram system.

LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL LTNS OUT THERE!!! THE LTN GESTAPO IS OUT TO GET YOU

 

[Maxillular]

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