Vermilioncore
suffering on the heights of despair
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He sat there in his car at 3:00 am, switching between 4 different dating apps, trying to find any random woman to fuck within the night.
After some hours of unsuccessful conversations, he finally received a message back from a fat, ugly 55 year old woman.
This is how the text exchange went;
“Hey”
“Hi”
“What city do you live in?”
“Gorghonia, what about you?”
“Same. Can I come over right now?”
“I am recovering. I had a stroke over the weekend.”
“I’ll be fast. I can just go to your house and we can fuck and then I’ll leave”
“Wtf. Don’t ever contact me again or I’m going to call the police you sick perverted loser”
“Please, you don’t have to do anything, I can just fuck you from behind and i promise I’ll leave like it never happened”
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After some hours of unsuccessful conversations, he finally received a message back from a fat, ugly 55 year old woman.
This is how the text exchange went;
“Hey”
“Hi”
“What city do you live in?”
“Gorghonia, what about you?”
“Same. Can I come over right now?”
“I am recovering. I had a stroke over the weekend.”
“I’ll be fast. I can just go to your house and we can fuck and then I’ll leave”
“Wtf. Don’t ever contact me again or I’m going to call the police you sick perverted loser”
“Please, you don’t have to do anything, I can just fuck you from behind and i promise I’ll leave like it never happened”
Unable to send message to this user
