Copeful
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The miserable life of the average man.
Younger years
You are an average child. You don’t excel in sports nor in education. In fact, the very thought of competition makes you feel bad since you won’t win anyway.
You have never gotten female attention. You feel weird when you have sexual thoughts. After all, your mother said “Only bad boys have such feelings”. Your mom is always right, right?
You don’t have big dreams and even if you did, you were shunned by your parents and teachers. You were told to “Be realistic” by losers with a middle-class income and a beer belly.
You never got to have sex with your high school crush. You were brainwashed into thinking that women would sleep with nice, obedient guys. You swallowed the lies TV shows fed you, showing pathetic guys crying with a rose in their hand, getting “lucky” after countless desperate attempts. So, you did the same with your crush, only to end up hearing the soul-crushing words: “Let’s just be friends.” You played the part of the good guy, the shoulder to cry on, thinking it would earn you her affection, but it only got you a front-row seat to her getting fucked by jerks who couldn’t care less about her feelings.
You wasted your time and energy on a delusion, while she moved on, completely oblivious to your so-called chivalry. You were a fool, living in a fantasy, while she was out living her life, leaving you behind with nothing but regret.
You watched Chad, the 6’2″ rugby player, treat her like trash, yet somehow he ended up fucking her. Multiple times. He even fucked all her friends, and she cried to you about it. Sometimes, she even cried on your shoulder, whining about how he only uses her for sex. Meanwhile, you sat there like an idiot, thinking you’re a gentleman for not doing the same, deluding yourself that one day she’d realize your worth.
How romantic.
You graduated high school with mediocre grades despite trying your hardest.
You racked up debt just to attend a decent college. But college life was no different from high school—except you never got laid.
You were just another loser, drowning your sorrows in booze to mask your pathetic existence. You watched others live the life you wanted while you wallowed in your own misery, too spineless to change anything.
You wasted years chasing a dream that never came true, stuck in a cycle of failure and disappointment.
Adulthood
You joined a bunch of losers in a massive corporation that couldn’t give a fuck about you. You’re stuck listening to the shrill screams of your boss, a 45-year-old harpy who’s chronically underfucked and taking out her miserable divorce on you. Every day is a hellish grind under her, as she vents her bitterness and frustration, making your life a living nightmare.
You’re just another cog in the machine, getting crushed by her spite and the soul-sucking monotony of corporate drudgery.
You still have about five years’ worth of student loan payments hanging over your head, and half of your paycheck gets eaten up by taxes. You’re paid just enough to make quitting difficult while barely scraping by with a decent lifestyle. You trade your precious time for money, and no matter how hard you work, your income remains stagnant.
You’re stuck in a soul-crushing cycle where effort means nothing, and you’re just another replaceable drone in a system that doesn’t give a damn about you.
You are being bombarded with messages that promote extremely frugality. “Save $2 on your coffee and you will end up a millionaire”. You never spend money in hopes of making it before you turn 65.
Fast forward a couple of years, and you marry a fat liberal woman who’s seen more dicks than a men’s washroom. But it’s fine since you’re an open-minded feminist man. Past is past, right? Besides, mom told you to lower your standards and not to be too demanding.
You eventually have children, and one of them suspiciously looks like a black man. But, being the spineless coward you are, you don’t dare question your wife about it. You’re too much of a pussy to confront the obvious, choosing instead to bury your head in the sand while your self-respect crumbles.
Your wife forces you to get a 30-year mortgage and you just obey since you firmly believe that “Happy wife, happy life!”. Half your earnings now go towards taxes and the most of the rest goes towards your mortgage payments. You barely have any money at the end of the month.
Life passes by and you are now in your mid 40s.
Every single day, some version of the following happens –
You come home after working your W2. You are hungry and tired. You look around your home and you notice that it’s messy.
You ask your wife to cook you some food and to clean the house and she flips out. She screams at you about “doing your fair share” around the house.
Your daughter disrespects you so much and thinks you are an idiot. Your daughter dresses like a prostitute and when you tell her to cover up, your wife gets in the way and screams at you for being “oppressive”.
Your son has just started smoking weed, is skinny and is confused about his sexuality.
When you express your concerns, your wife gets mad at you and refuses to have sex with you for months.
On top of this you have shitty friends and a drinking problem. You hang out with your loser friends from high school. You drink so much that your stomach becomes the size of a GMC Sierra. But then, “Women love dad bods!”, right? Well, it has been a year since you fucked your wife. You are unable to see your dick since your stomach hides it and funnily, your dick has stopped working. You go to the doctor and she tells you that your testosterone levels are in the healthy range for a man.
Suddenly, your wife gets a gym membership and loses 50 lbs. She buys new, slightly revealing clothes and puts on lipstick every time you guys step out. She dresses inappropriately for her age and gets tons of attention from guys.
After a long, long time your dick starts working and you become extremely horny around her and try initiating sex only to get shot down. You feel like a kid in a candy store with a glass wall in between. You try doing chores around the house, you listen to her bullshit all day and you don’t talk back in hopes of getting sex.
Nope. She is only growing increasingly resentful and angry.
Now, you notice that your neighbor has been a bit friendly with your wife. You confront her, but, she screams at you and gaslights you into thinking that you are overthinking about this. She sometimes misses your calls, doesn’t respond to your messages and if she responds to you, she does so in a harsh tone.
She sometimes has marks in her neck and chest. You are sure those are hickey s but you don’t ask her since she is threatening you with a divorce already.
One day, you snoop through her phone (you asshole!) and, to your surprise, she is sending naughty pictures to your neighbor. She has also been fucking her high-school friend and her trainer as well.
You are devastated. You confront her and she files for a divorce. You are about to lose half of your net worth, income and kids to a woman that has never loved you.
You are one bad day away from offing yourself.
Life remains the same until 65 and suddenly, you get a heart attack and you die.
Younger years
You are an average child. You don’t excel in sports nor in education. In fact, the very thought of competition makes you feel bad since you won’t win anyway.
You have never gotten female attention. You feel weird when you have sexual thoughts. After all, your mother said “Only bad boys have such feelings”. Your mom is always right, right?
You don’t have big dreams and even if you did, you were shunned by your parents and teachers. You were told to “Be realistic” by losers with a middle-class income and a beer belly.
You never got to have sex with your high school crush. You were brainwashed into thinking that women would sleep with nice, obedient guys. You swallowed the lies TV shows fed you, showing pathetic guys crying with a rose in their hand, getting “lucky” after countless desperate attempts. So, you did the same with your crush, only to end up hearing the soul-crushing words: “Let’s just be friends.” You played the part of the good guy, the shoulder to cry on, thinking it would earn you her affection, but it only got you a front-row seat to her getting fucked by jerks who couldn’t care less about her feelings.
You wasted your time and energy on a delusion, while she moved on, completely oblivious to your so-called chivalry. You were a fool, living in a fantasy, while she was out living her life, leaving you behind with nothing but regret.
You watched Chad, the 6’2″ rugby player, treat her like trash, yet somehow he ended up fucking her. Multiple times. He even fucked all her friends, and she cried to you about it. Sometimes, she even cried on your shoulder, whining about how he only uses her for sex. Meanwhile, you sat there like an idiot, thinking you’re a gentleman for not doing the same, deluding yourself that one day she’d realize your worth.
How romantic.
You graduated high school with mediocre grades despite trying your hardest.
You racked up debt just to attend a decent college. But college life was no different from high school—except you never got laid.
You were just another loser, drowning your sorrows in booze to mask your pathetic existence. You watched others live the life you wanted while you wallowed in your own misery, too spineless to change anything.
You wasted years chasing a dream that never came true, stuck in a cycle of failure and disappointment.
Adulthood
You joined a bunch of losers in a massive corporation that couldn’t give a fuck about you. You’re stuck listening to the shrill screams of your boss, a 45-year-old harpy who’s chronically underfucked and taking out her miserable divorce on you. Every day is a hellish grind under her, as she vents her bitterness and frustration, making your life a living nightmare.
You’re just another cog in the machine, getting crushed by her spite and the soul-sucking monotony of corporate drudgery.
You still have about five years’ worth of student loan payments hanging over your head, and half of your paycheck gets eaten up by taxes. You’re paid just enough to make quitting difficult while barely scraping by with a decent lifestyle. You trade your precious time for money, and no matter how hard you work, your income remains stagnant.
You’re stuck in a soul-crushing cycle where effort means nothing, and you’re just another replaceable drone in a system that doesn’t give a damn about you.
You are being bombarded with messages that promote extremely frugality. “Save $2 on your coffee and you will end up a millionaire”. You never spend money in hopes of making it before you turn 65.
Fast forward a couple of years, and you marry a fat liberal woman who’s seen more dicks than a men’s washroom. But it’s fine since you’re an open-minded feminist man. Past is past, right? Besides, mom told you to lower your standards and not to be too demanding.
You eventually have children, and one of them suspiciously looks like a black man. But, being the spineless coward you are, you don’t dare question your wife about it. You’re too much of a pussy to confront the obvious, choosing instead to bury your head in the sand while your self-respect crumbles.
Your wife forces you to get a 30-year mortgage and you just obey since you firmly believe that “Happy wife, happy life!”. Half your earnings now go towards taxes and the most of the rest goes towards your mortgage payments. You barely have any money at the end of the month.
Life passes by and you are now in your mid 40s.
Every single day, some version of the following happens –
You come home after working your W2. You are hungry and tired. You look around your home and you notice that it’s messy.
You ask your wife to cook you some food and to clean the house and she flips out. She screams at you about “doing your fair share” around the house.
Your daughter disrespects you so much and thinks you are an idiot. Your daughter dresses like a prostitute and when you tell her to cover up, your wife gets in the way and screams at you for being “oppressive”.
Your son has just started smoking weed, is skinny and is confused about his sexuality.
When you express your concerns, your wife gets mad at you and refuses to have sex with you for months.
On top of this you have shitty friends and a drinking problem. You hang out with your loser friends from high school. You drink so much that your stomach becomes the size of a GMC Sierra. But then, “Women love dad bods!”, right? Well, it has been a year since you fucked your wife. You are unable to see your dick since your stomach hides it and funnily, your dick has stopped working. You go to the doctor and she tells you that your testosterone levels are in the healthy range for a man.
Suddenly, your wife gets a gym membership and loses 50 lbs. She buys new, slightly revealing clothes and puts on lipstick every time you guys step out. She dresses inappropriately for her age and gets tons of attention from guys.
After a long, long time your dick starts working and you become extremely horny around her and try initiating sex only to get shot down. You feel like a kid in a candy store with a glass wall in between. You try doing chores around the house, you listen to her bullshit all day and you don’t talk back in hopes of getting sex.
Nope. She is only growing increasingly resentful and angry.
Now, you notice that your neighbor has been a bit friendly with your wife. You confront her, but, she screams at you and gaslights you into thinking that you are overthinking about this. She sometimes misses your calls, doesn’t respond to your messages and if she responds to you, she does so in a harsh tone.
She sometimes has marks in her neck and chest. You are sure those are hickey s but you don’t ask her since she is threatening you with a divorce already.
One day, you snoop through her phone (you asshole!) and, to your surprise, she is sending naughty pictures to your neighbor. She has also been fucking her high-school friend and her trainer as well.
You are devastated. You confront her and she files for a divorce. You are about to lose half of your net worth, income and kids to a woman that has never loved you.
You are one bad day away from offing yourself.
Life remains the same until 65 and suddenly, you get a heart attack and you die.
