iblamemyself!
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ICL this whole situation feel surreal. One day you scrolling seeing Bojack flexing that deep orbit and Damian Kater hitting another smirky blue steel in 0.5x speed, next day they gone. Deleted. Wiped. Cero, Chalom—vanished like they never existed. No warning, no goodbye live, no fake “I need a break” story. Just poof.
And for what? So James Sapphire could rise again? The OG mogger martyr? The dark triad soundtrack pioneer? Bro disappeared into the ether and came back to a digital ghost town. Like he pressed respawn and everyone else ragequit the server.
Why did he even have to leave? Bro had it all. The cult status, the mythos, the raw incelcore emotion. But the real question haunting me rn is:
why did we have to sacrifice every single mogger for this one man's return?
Was it some cosmic mogging price? Like the algorithm demanded a trade? TikTok got Thanos-snapped and left only Sapphire standing in the ash.
Now we not watching jawline check edits or gym glow-ups—we watching Bojack again. Staring at that washed-up horse like he got answers. Rewatching “Escape from L.A.” and feeling that same pit Sapphire used to sing about. Eyes hollow. Mirror dirty. Hope dead. It’s not about the looks anymore, it’s about the void they left behind.
We went from rating canthal tilts to reading into Spotify lyrics. From “HTN or CL?” debates to “did James mean this bar literally or metaphorically?” Whole culture done inverted. PMO.
This ain’t even about missing them—it’s about realizing we never had ‘em. And Sapphire? He didn’t come back to save anything. He came back to witness the aftermath
Kill me bro but i liked them
And for what? So James Sapphire could rise again? The OG mogger martyr? The dark triad soundtrack pioneer? Bro disappeared into the ether and came back to a digital ghost town. Like he pressed respawn and everyone else ragequit the server.
Why did he even have to leave? Bro had it all. The cult status, the mythos, the raw incelcore emotion. But the real question haunting me rn is:
why did we have to sacrifice every single mogger for this one man's return?
Was it some cosmic mogging price? Like the algorithm demanded a trade? TikTok got Thanos-snapped and left only Sapphire standing in the ash.
Now we not watching jawline check edits or gym glow-ups—we watching Bojack again. Staring at that washed-up horse like he got answers. Rewatching “Escape from L.A.” and feeling that same pit Sapphire used to sing about. Eyes hollow. Mirror dirty. Hope dead. It’s not about the looks anymore, it’s about the void they left behind.
We went from rating canthal tilts to reading into Spotify lyrics. From “HTN or CL?” debates to “did James mean this bar literally or metaphorically?” Whole culture done inverted. PMO.
This ain’t even about missing them—it’s about realizing we never had ‘em. And Sapphire? He didn’t come back to save anything. He came back to witness the aftermath
Kill me bro but i liked them
