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Make us cringe
 
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Landwhales don’t owe looksmatched men sex
 
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Aren't you the one that didn't want to get doxxed during my face rating service?

I am joking, I'll never dox you. I couldn't if I wished anyways.
 
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Screenshot 2022 11 30 at 09 59 33 Why You Should Vote For Me For FUOTY Forum User Of The Year


:feelshaha:
 
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Not trying to spike your cortisol but I'm trying to spike your cortisol lol
 
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Im feeling like Honey Boo Boo..... (I got blacked)
 
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Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞He asked if I was ⬇for something yummy 😍 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies!drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 It makes daddy 😊happy so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm daddys 👑princess but I'm also a whore!
 
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Not trying to spike your cortisol but I'm trying to spike your cortisol lol
@ReadBooksEveryday can you believe this shit you try and have some friendly bants and mofos threaten to dox you

its not easy being ethnic these days I swear
 
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Just me and my dady, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞He asked if I was ⬇for something yummy 😍 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies!drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 It makes daddy 😊happy so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm daddys 👑princess but I'm also a whore!
Do you think there are woman who think like this?

Also, would you date a woman who thinks like this?
 
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Why didn’t Jesus assassinate hitler
 
@ReadBooksEveryday can you believe this shit you try and have some friendly bants and mofos threaten to dox you

its not easy being ethnic these days I swear
Bro I said this shit to see what he'd say and all of a sudden I'm somehow ethnic with curry on my kitchen table

Season 2 Lol GIF by Friends
 
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I have @Niko on my side if you try anything sneaky :feelshehe:
You can be 10000% sure I won't.
I delete the files afterwards so it's not like I could do it if I wanted to.

Plus if I got doxxed here, I'd probably delete my account immediately so I wouldn't do something that I wouldn't want done to myself
 
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I'm 92-94% certain that anything I have said that is offensive in the past, I no longer believe in, or was intended to be satire. I was kind of mental back then.
 
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looksmaxxers cant go a day without adding 'max' and 'cel' to the end of words
 
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I'm 92-94% certain that anything I have said that is offensive in the past, I no longer believe in, or was intended to be satire. I was kind of mental back then.
Is that actually cringe?
 
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looksmaxxers cant go a day without adding 'max' and 'cel' to the end of words
That's actually true.
Mirin your cringemaxxing btw
 
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I used to spend hours in RDR2 tying up w*men bringing them to secluded areas and then stabbing them to death. Then I would usually blow their head and limbs off and light the body on fire.
 
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wild animals dont exist!!! they were created by the government
 
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wild animals dont exist!!! they were created by the government
What part about apes are 'wild' if you only see that shit on the internet and in the zoo?
Wake the tf up dummy it's a bunch of midgets in fursuits.
@Lecherous You gonna take this shit?
hell naw nigga
 
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What part about apes are 'wild' if you only see that shit on the internet and in the zoo?
Wake the tf up dummy it's a bunch of midgets in fursuits.

hell naw nigga
go to asia, and see for yourself theres wild monkeys roaming around in tons of different places. theres thousands of hours of footage of this. you do see them theyre just not wild in america
 
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The only things that matter in life is confidence and personality. Looks (your phenotype, facial attractiveness, and height) don’t matter.

Anyone who says otherwise is a weirdo who never goes outside and just rots in his basement.

Seriously, I know a 5’4 autistic Somalian who pulls girls left and right. Why? PERSONALITY.

Being an incel has nothing to do with you being short, ugly, or not white. It’s your disgusting attitude, your lack of confidence, and your raging misogyny and entitlement that turns women off.

Women can sniff that shit before you even approach bro. Work on yourself. Take a shower, get a haircut, go outside and touch grass. Meditate and start journaling. Make yourself a more interesting person, and women will gravitate to you.
 
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go to asia, and see for yourself theres wild monkeys roaming around in tons of different places. theres thousands of hours of footage of this. you do see them theyre just not wild in america
I never said monkeys were fake, I said APES you APE!
I bet you're one of the bitchass niggas who gets paid to wear the gorilla suit at the zoo and pretend to eat bananas and fling poop.
Also anteaters are supposed to be native to Nicaragua but they're clearly just plushies.
 
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I wanna hug @toth77 on a titanic and never let go
 
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I never said monkeys were fake, I said APES you APE!
I bet you're one of the bitchass niggas who gets paid to wear the gorilla suit at the zoo and pretend to eat bananas and fling poop.
Also anteaters are supposed to be native to Nicaragua but they're clearly just plushies.
theres no point in arguing with this its just insanely autistc

why would apes be fake? why wouldnt they exist but these other animals do like bears, tigers, lions

theres just 0 logic to this. if i was a guy in an ape suit you better be damn sure im getting paid big bucks, id expose it on the dark web and put it on wiki leaks asap
 
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theres no point in arguing with this its just insanely autistc

why would apes be fake? why wouldnt they exist but these other animals do like bears, tigers, lions

theres just 0 logic to this. if i was a guy in an ape suit you better be damn sure im getting paid big bucks, id expose it on the dark web and put it on wiki leaks asap
No because you would probably just be brushed off like all the other big truths of this world. Just like everyone covering up for NASA.
 
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I havent showered in over 4 weeks
 
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Here's a corny high effort copy paste dad joke

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes..
[Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."]
 
Rizzmaxxing thread in BOTB when?
 
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Over if your cum doesn't cause her pussy blunt force trauma and explode on contact
 
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1669802988889


I think I won.
 
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The only things that matter in life is confidence and personality. Looks (your phenotype, facial attractiveness, and height) don’t matter.

Anyone who says otherwise is a weirdo who never goes outside and just rots in his basement.

Seriously, I know a 5’4 autistic Somalian who pulls girls left and right. Why? PERSONALITY.

Being an incel has nothing to do with you being short, ugly, or not white. It’s your disgusting attitude, your lack of confidence, and your raging misogyny and entitlement that turns women off.

Women can sniff that shit before you even approach bro. Work on yourself. Take a shower, get a haircut, go outside and touch grass. Meditate and start journaling. Make yourself a more interesting person, and women will gravitate to you.
sure thats not true but saying the opposite is also insanely cringe

both looks and personality matter
 
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theres no point in arguing with this its just insanely autistc

why would apes be fake? why wouldnt they exist but these other animals do like bears, tigers, lions

theres just 0 logic to this. if i was a guy in an ape suit you better be damn sure im getting paid big bucks, id expose it on the dark web and put it on wiki leaks asap
you win
 
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