The Most Depressing Clubbing Experience of my life.

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Stupidest shit ever

> go clubbing
> Get ID'd at every single bar
> Use Polish Digital Fake ID
> Only get let into 1 bar
> that 1 bar is full of literal 60 year old cowboys
> Leave the bar minutes after being let in
> Go to eat pity mcdonalds
> Pity mcdonalds is closed, only drivethrough is open
> Stand in drivethru without a car
> Get to the cashier
> Cashier looks at us with pity
> We order, he takes the order anyway
> We get the order, sit down outside the pity mcdonalds
> 5 minutes after sitting down, all the lights get shut off

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@Swarthy Knight @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @Bryce @Jattdontcare

This is NOT my typical night out :feelswhy::feelsez:

There will be some slay threads coming out next year, I promise. (Filled with funny pics)
 
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wtf why is my profile frame gone!
@NumbThePain
 
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If you was Chad you would of had a good time trust
 
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If you was Chad you would of had a good time trust
Chad doesn't get ID'd

Only reason I got ID'd was because of my peanut skull and suboptimal proportions
 
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Chad doesn't get ID'd

Only reason I got ID'd was because of my peanut skull and suboptimal proportions
Motivation I guess
 
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Motivation I guess
Mark my words, 1 year from now I'll have a new jaw, chin, zygos and nose. I'll make another thread about how I fucked the shit out of some girl instead of this.
 
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Stupidest shit ever

> go clubbing
> Get ID'd at every single bar
> Use Polish Digital Fake ID
> Only get let into 1 bar
> that 1 bar is full of literal 60 year old cowboys
> Leave the bar minutes after being let in
> Go to eat pity mcdonalds
> Pity mcdonalds is closed, only drivethrough is open
> Stand in drivethru without a car
> Get to the cashier
> Cashier looks at us with pity
> We order, he takes the order anyway
> We get the order, sit down outside the pity mcdonalds
> 5 minutes after sitting down, all the lights get shut off

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@Swarthy Knight @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @Bryce @Jattdontcare

This is NOT my typical night out :feelswhy::feelsez:

There will be some slay threads coming out next year, I promise. (Filled with funny pics)
Should have slayed the 60 year old cowboys.
 
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Mark my words, 1 year from now I'll have a new jaw, chin, zygos and nose. I'll make another thread about how I fucked the shit out of some girl instead of this.
Damn fair enough
 
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Stupidest shit ever

> go clubbing
> Get ID'd at every single bar
> Use Polish Digital Fake ID
> Only get let into 1 bar
> that 1 bar is full of literal 60 year old cowboys
> Leave the bar minutes after being let in
> Go to eat pity mcdonalds
> Pity mcdonalds is closed, only drivethrough is open
> Stand in drivethru without a car
> Get to the cashier
> Cashier looks at us with pity
> We order, he takes the order anyway
> We get the order, sit down outside the pity mcdonalds
> 5 minutes after sitting down, all the lights get shut off

View attachment 4482327

@Swarthy Knight @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @Bryce @Jattdontcare

This is NOT my typical night out :feelswhy::feelsez:

There will be some slay threads coming out next year, I promise. (Filled with funny pics)
ur polish?? :soy:
 
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life fuel for me
 
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Bro blacked out his face as if we've never seen it before :Classic:
 
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bro you just missed out on a once in a lifetime experience imagine the wisdom bombs that those cowboys would’ve dropped on you with their stories
i’d rather get along with the cowboys then useless foids
 
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Stupidest shit ever

> go clubbing
> Get ID'd at every single bar
> Use Polish Digital Fake ID
> Only get let into 1 bar
> that 1 bar is full of literal 60 year old cowboys
> Leave the bar minutes after being let in
> Go to eat pity mcdonalds
> Pity mcdonalds is closed, only drivethrough is open
> Stand in drivethru without a car
> Get to the cashier
> Cashier looks at us with pity
> We order, he takes the order anyway
> We get the order, sit down outside the pity mcdonalds
> 5 minutes after sitting down, all the lights get shut off

View attachment 4482327

@Swarthy Knight @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @Bryce @Jattdontcare

This is NOT my typical night out :feelswhy::feelsez:

There will be some slay threads coming out next year, I promise. (Filled with funny pics)
You can't be that bad
Just from face shape alone I can tell u mog every chink and gook in existence to death
 
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bro you just missed out on a once in a lifetime experience imagine the wisdom bombs that those cowboys would’ve dropped on you with their stories
i’d rather get along with the cowboys then useless foids
We talked with the cowboys outside the bar for about 30 minutes

One of them confessed to being a security guard and my friend brought up fake ID's in a conversation next to him.
 
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Only a few clubs are worth attending really in this day and age. Most areas with liberal politics and excess of women, particularly college aged, those areas have a vibrant nightlife
 
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Stupidest shit ever

> go clubbing
> Get ID'd at every single bar
> Use Polish Digital Fake ID
> Only get let into 1 bar
> that 1 bar is full of literal 60 year old cowboys
> Leave the bar minutes after being let in
> Go to eat pity mcdonalds
> Pity mcdonalds is closed, only drivethrough is open
> Stand in drivethru without a car
> Get to the cashier
> Cashier looks at us with pity
> We order, he takes the order anyway
> We get the order, sit down outside the pity mcdonalds
> 5 minutes after sitting down, all the lights get shut off

View attachment 4482327

@Swarthy Knight @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @Bryce @Jattdontcare

This is NOT my typical night out :feelswhy::feelsez:

There will be some slay threads coming out next year, I promise. (Filled with funny pics)
Should've took advantage of the 60 yo
 
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Only a few clubs are worth attending really in this day and age. Most areas with liberal politics and excess of women, particularly college aged, those areas have a vibrant nightlife
Whatever gets me laid bro
 
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Stupidest shit ever

> go clubbing
> Get ID'd at every single bar
> Use Polish Digital Fake ID
> Only get let into 1 bar
> that 1 bar is full of literal 60 year old cowboys
> Leave the bar minutes after being let in
> Go to eat pity mcdonalds
> Pity mcdonalds is closed, only drivethrough is open
> Stand in drivethru without a car
> Get to the cashier
> Cashier looks at us with pity
> We order, he takes the order anyway
> We get the order, sit down outside the pity mcdonalds
> 5 minutes after sitting down, all the lights get shut off

View attachment 4482327

@Swarthy Knight @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia @Bryce @Jattdontcare

This is NOT my typical night out :feelswhy::feelsez:

There will be some slay threads coming out next year, I promise. (Filled with funny pics)
You have 1:4 ratio on org so who cares
show them your org
 
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Do you have a uni in your area ? Maybe you can start a pub of your own
I'm in america temporarily, once I get back to italy I'll stop socializing and make it my primary goal to move out
 
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Incel clubbing experience

Turn up
Pay money to get it
Cue to pay more money for overpriced drinks
Get rejected while spending more money
Eventually surrender and leave
Get a maccies or kebab
Get an expensive Uber home
Get home and blow a load all over yourself
Wake up next day feeling like shooting yourself
 
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Incel clubbing experience

Turn up
Pay money to get it
Cue to pay more money for overpriced drinks
Get rejected while spending more money
Eventually surrender and leave
Get a maccies or kebab
Get an expensive Uber home
Get home and blow a load all over yourself
Wake up next day feeling like shooting yourself
Jokes on you I didn't even get in :feelshah::feelswah:
 
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Atleast u ate mcdonalds with ur friend
 
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