Shkreliii
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This past week. ive made more money, talked to more bitches. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
So it all started with my friend using snapchat to find bitches (elite method, theyre friendli9er on snapchat, allows much more rizzing, and doesnt need to see you like tinder until they actually like you.)
i also made around 1 grand in like 3 days. so i splurged a shit ton on clothes, (like 50 bucks lol)
anyways
it started with an emo bitch ive been unsure about for like 1 month, whilst little timmy is watching HBO sopranos,
so i litteraly grabbed my car key going 70 in 30 zone to the gym, gymmed hard like a greek good, looked fucking ripped and roided.
sent her vids, and she called me daddy, and said my penis and hands were very large.
she felt the heat so she wanted to vc, and then i fumbled after i called her a migrant, and talked about roblox
the next day i had a date with a fat bitch, before hand she had sent vids of her fat cunt.
i drove my van there
to her school
and she went in
so i ended up discarding her in the woods
ok im kidding, we went to a park, i held her hands in extreme rain, and i ended up kissing her, i might be a partial psycho cuz i felt nada in my brain, only my peenor. and i held her body close to me and kissed her some more, i also said it was my first time and i always asked before hand (women find that cute)
i gave her an entire cigarette box, and spent like 30 bucks, and she still hasnt talked back to me
i had another date the next day, with a cute short asian, apparently from iran (her ancestors were probably slaves tbh)
she was beautiful, this time i hid my van and went to her. I gave her sushi, and we ate talking, she said i was very coherent and non shyfor being my second date) (( cant beat the partial psycho allegations))
she told me to smile, and i referenced tony soprano, she didnt get it.
anyways.
key detail:
she said i looked like a psycho murderer and she found that hot.
i also revealed i was a virgin.
and we eventually became done, i tried a clock infront of her, i was gonna buy it, but didnt want to be squamish.
we went aroung in a park, i kissed her hands neck and cheek, all very shy from it, she giggled.
Im skipping some parts, but eventually she started talking about sex, and what i want.
i masucline pilled her, and said i got a big body, so i want to lift her and kiss her on the wall then motorboat
she said she found it hot and would want that too
(it wasnt first person talking just beating around the bush)
she also said she wanted to tie me to a bed and that shes fine with swallowing cum
( i swear on allah shes not a hoe just freaky, she read soft core porn apparently.)
anyways i felt very manly and treated, we still talk to this day. she promised to make out with me next time.
Thats it guys.
btw i litteraly did 0 looksmaxxing, wore the same clothes. WHITE MAN UP
also afterwards i went to an expensive exquisite party listening to opera and easting highend food and 20 dollar gin and tonics
I ALmost started crying during the opera, the vril were flowing through my veins, all the beautiful tiktok nazi edits hitting me like a storm, i almsot shed a tear
btw the asian girl measured my back with her hands and said i was very big boy
and that im tall FUARK.
So it all started with my friend using snapchat to find bitches (elite method, theyre friendli9er on snapchat, allows much more rizzing, and doesnt need to see you like tinder until they actually like you.)
i also made around 1 grand in like 3 days. so i splurged a shit ton on clothes, (like 50 bucks lol)
anyways
it started with an emo bitch ive been unsure about for like 1 month, whilst little timmy is watching HBO sopranos,
i get sent a 10 second video of her fucking a dildo (ask for it in dms, cuz fuck that bitch, only good people tho)
sent her vids, and she called me daddy, and said my penis and hands were very large.
she felt the heat so she wanted to vc, and then i fumbled after i called her a migrant, and talked about roblox
the next day i had a date with a fat bitch, before hand she had sent vids of her fat cunt.
i drove my van there
to her school
and she went in
so i ended up discarding her in the woods
ok im kidding, we went to a park, i held her hands in extreme rain, and i ended up kissing her, i might be a partial psycho cuz i felt nada in my brain, only my peenor. and i held her body close to me and kissed her some more, i also said it was my first time and i always asked before hand (women find that cute)
i gave her an entire cigarette box, and spent like 30 bucks, and she still hasnt talked back to me
i had another date the next day, with a cute short asian, apparently from iran (her ancestors were probably slaves tbh)
she was beautiful, this time i hid my van
and went to her. I gave her sushi, and we ate talking, she said i was very coherent and non shyfor being my second date) (( cant beat the partial psycho allegations))she told me to smile, and i referenced tony soprano, she didnt get it.
anyways.
key detail:
she said i looked like a psycho murderer and she found that hot.
i also revealed i was a virgin.
and we eventually became done, i tried a clock infront of her, i was gonna buy it, but didnt want to be squamish.
we went aroung in a park, i kissed her hands neck and cheek, all very shy from it, she giggled.
Im skipping some parts, but eventually she started talking about sex, and what i want.
i masucline pilled her, and said i got a big body, so i want to lift her and kiss her on the wall then motorboat
she said she found it hot and would want that too
(it wasnt first person talking just beating around the bush)
she also said she wanted to tie me to a bed and that shes fine with swallowing cum
( i swear on allah shes not a hoe just freaky, she read soft core porn apparently.)
anyways i felt very manly and treated, we still talk to this day. she promised to make out with me next time.
Thats it guys.
btw i litteraly did 0 looksmaxxing, wore the same clothes. WHITE MAN UP
also afterwards i went to an expensive exquisite party listening to opera and easting highend food and 20 dollar gin and tonics
I ALmost started crying during the opera, the vril were flowing through my veins, all the beautiful tiktok nazi edits hitting me like a storm, i almsot shed a tear
btw the asian girl measured my back with her hands and said i was very big boy
and that im tall FUARK.
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