The neighborhood behind me has fiber internet but I don't

[User28823]

My literal fucking backyard neighbors have access to fiber internet while I'm cucked with cavemen level copper n cable n shit.

Would prolly have to pay thousands to run a line to my house or convince the neighbor behind me to let me tap into their line (not happening jfl )

But... if I did pay for a line ran to me, then that would indirectly give all my neighbors access to fiber, so the thousands I just spent would be accessible to them for 100 bucks

So maybe I can convince them niggas to split the costs but they're all fuckin boomers who'd tell me to fuck off

 

[R1PPer]

My literal fucking backyard neighbors have access to fiber internet while I'm cucked with cavemen level copper n cable n shit.

Would prolly have to pay thousands to run a line to my house or convince the neighbor behind me to let me tap into their line (not happening jfl )

But... if I did pay for a line ran to me, then that would indirectly give all my neighbors access to fiber, so the thousands I just spent would be accessible to them for 100 bucks

So maybe I can convince them niggas to split the costs but they're all fuckin boomers who'd tell me to fuck off

Tell them the cable will cut the costs of water and gas by 30% because of the new goverment changes then talk to them about politics so they like you more and more likely to agree

 

[User28823]

Tell them the cable will cut the costs of water and gas by 30% because of the new goverment changes

elaborate ?
how is a fiber cable gonna reduce water and gas costs
or u mean just larp and then have them hate me when they see their bills remain the same

 

[R1PPer]

elaborate ?
how is a fiber cable gonna reduce water and gas costs
or u mean just larp and then have them hate me when they see their bills remain the same

It wont theyll hate you after but youre gonna have fiber so who fucking cares

 

[User28823]

It wont theyll hate you after but youre gonna have fiber so who fucking cares

fuck em niggas they prolly already hate me cuz i got a loud car n shit