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When the African warlords invited colonists for trade, SOMETHING went terribly wrong
We didn't invade Africa, as many hateful fake news sources claim. But we didn't colonize those countries by force, either. We were invited after traders visited the continent for suspicious barter. Whatchu got?
However, the leaders of the African tribes, or what we call today, warlords, didn't have anything worthy to trade... until that one sick motherfucker offered a child. "You like? You fuck him and pay me?" Ugh. The Spanish men were weary about the exchange. The warlord said, "You buy his life?"
The captain shook his head and replied, "Sorry, creepy-looking feller, but we're not Jewish or Muslim. We don't buy little boys. Maybe wait for tiny hats to dock, they might!"
The warlord felt insulted. He didn't like the rejection and killed the boy with a blade across his throat. The bloody sight was brutal to the Spanish and caused the crew to draw their knives and swords... ready to battle the warlords. But the captain thought outside the box and decided instead of blood, guts, and gore, he would purchase as many as he could and give them hope, but especially, life. The warlords were happy with the payoff and danced around a fire as the black women played with their vaginas.
A week later, deep in the newly charted waters, on their way to America, the captain went below deck to visit his passengers... something rather so disturbing stopped him in his tracks. He peeked from the doorway and saw the black men having sex with one another. He saw the women bunched together in the corners of the room, watching. A woman stood and turned her back to the men. And what she did would become a common mating invitation in today's society. She twerked her butt, trying to entice the confused men. But they shook their heads and continued their male-on-male sex. While her legs stayed open, she bit her bottom lip hard and furrowed her eyebrows... she rubbed her clit violently with her fingertips. Ugh, they wouldn't bite.
The captain became furious and charged into the room. With a loud, thunderous voice, he shouted, "Enough of this French behavior!" His face was red, veins bulged in his neck. He gawked at the man on his knees and blurted, "You do not have sex with men!" He went to the twerking woman, who was grinding her vagina swiftly with two of her fingers, and grabbed her and pushed her in front of him. "This is what you have sex with!" He grabbed the naked man and pushed the woman to get on all fours. He shoved the guy down and positioned him behind the woman... who was still playing with her vagina. "You have sex with her!"
The African was confused. He tried. The woman yelped a cry. The captain screamed, "No!" Seeing what he had done, "You do not put your pecker inside her butthole! She's not a French man!"
Scenes like this continued during their journey to the new country. By the time they landed in America, the African men finally got used to having sex with women but with a wince and closed eyes.
The captain later discovered the ones who were impregnating the women in Africa were only a handful of warlords. The peasant males were never taught by their African masters to have sex with women.
Unfortunately, things took a turn for Paris worst. The African employees became slaves and their women fucked by the white masters. An Alabama plantation owner, many called Lord Bubba Williams III, retrained the male slaves to fuck each other as the black women gobbled his privates nightly.
By the following month, the men would reengage in French behavior. But one day, many, many years later, an evolutionary biologist would fall madly in love with one of those slaves' ancestors famously known today as Rufus "Bussy" Bell. And that faggot romance would lead to the greatest misinformation racist theory of all time. The saga begins below:
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We didn't invade Africa, as many hateful fake news sources claim. But we didn't colonize those countries by force, either. We were invited after traders visited the continent for suspicious barter. Whatchu got?
However, the leaders of the African tribes, or what we call today, warlords, didn't have anything worthy to trade... until that one sick motherfucker offered a child. "You like? You fuck him and pay me?" Ugh. The Spanish men were weary about the exchange. The warlord said, "You buy his life?"
The captain shook his head and replied, "Sorry, creepy-looking feller, but we're not Jewish or Muslim. We don't buy little boys. Maybe wait for tiny hats to dock, they might!"
The warlord felt insulted. He didn't like the rejection and killed the boy with a blade across his throat. The bloody sight was brutal to the Spanish and caused the crew to draw their knives and swords... ready to battle the warlords. But the captain thought outside the box and decided instead of blood, guts, and gore, he would purchase as many as he could and give them hope, but especially, life. The warlords were happy with the payoff and danced around a fire as the black women played with their vaginas.
A week later, deep in the newly charted waters, on their way to America, the captain went below deck to visit his passengers... something rather so disturbing stopped him in his tracks. He peeked from the doorway and saw the black men having sex with one another. He saw the women bunched together in the corners of the room, watching. A woman stood and turned her back to the men. And what she did would become a common mating invitation in today's society. She twerked her butt, trying to entice the confused men. But they shook their heads and continued their male-on-male sex. While her legs stayed open, she bit her bottom lip hard and furrowed her eyebrows... she rubbed her clit violently with her fingertips. Ugh, they wouldn't bite.
The captain became furious and charged into the room. With a loud, thunderous voice, he shouted, "Enough of this French behavior!" His face was red, veins bulged in his neck. He gawked at the man on his knees and blurted, "You do not have sex with men!" He went to the twerking woman, who was grinding her vagina swiftly with two of her fingers, and grabbed her and pushed her in front of him. "This is what you have sex with!" He grabbed the naked man and pushed the woman to get on all fours. He shoved the guy down and positioned him behind the woman... who was still playing with her vagina. "You have sex with her!"
The African was confused. He tried. The woman yelped a cry. The captain screamed, "No!" Seeing what he had done, "You do not put your pecker inside her butthole! She's not a French man!"
Scenes like this continued during their journey to the new country. By the time they landed in America, the African men finally got used to having sex with women but with a wince and closed eyes.
The captain later discovered the ones who were impregnating the women in Africa were only a handful of warlords. The peasant males were never taught by their African masters to have sex with women.
Unfortunately, things took a turn for Paris worst. The African employees became slaves and their women fucked by the white masters. An Alabama plantation owner, many called Lord Bubba Williams III, retrained the male slaves to fuck each other as the black women gobbled his privates nightly.
By the following month, the men would reengage in French behavior. But one day, many, many years later, an evolutionary biologist would fall madly in love with one of those slaves' ancestors famously known today as Rufus "Bussy" Bell. And that faggot romance would lead to the greatest misinformation racist theory of all time. The saga begins below:
An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs, do you not see how childishly ridiculous that sounds?
Big Bang - Big Evolution - Big Rock - BIG PILES OF BULLSHIT! They say the reason the big rock made the dinosaurs extinct was because they were too big for the mind-boggling, chaotic atmosphere triggered by the massive Deep Impact. Yet, where there are big adult animals, there are smaller...
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Do you believe in evolution theory?
I havent looked into it that much but I Hope it's true so that religioncels can be false
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