The parents of the girl im dating discovered she sucked my dick

[TsarTsar444]

It's in slavic but here is the translation:

Her: -i was logged in instagram on my mother's phone and forgot to log out, and she read our messages
Me:-What messages?
Her:-With you
Me:-How do you know?
Her-She told me
Me:-Cool
Her:-She told my dad, yeaah veryyy cool
Me:-Why?
Her:-Well she read how i sucked your dick
Me:-WHAT?
Her:-Im going to kill myself
Me:-**Laughs uncontrollably**
Her:-Im going to kill you
Me:-I'M DYING
Her:-Why did i have to talk to you about this topic exactly yesterday?
Me:-God knows what she is thinking about you right now

 

[Deleted member 1774]

 

[Vitruvian]

only spoiled kids fear mommy and daddy

 

[Petsmart]

over for her

 

[xit]

sucking dick is for substacies only

 

[TsarTsar444]

over for her

Feel very bad tbh, im dead serious, she comes from a pious family

 

[Deleted member 2486]

thanks for the thread

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

Break up with her ass, be a real chad, itll increase your street cred.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Break up with her ass, be a real chad, itll increase your street cred.

No, I'm trying to ltr her

 

[Deleted member 1209]

 

[turkproducer]

bit of a brag thread but nice lol. Is this the turkish one?

 

[TsarTsar444]

bit of a brag thread but nice lol. Is this the turkish one?

Not braging tbh, blowjobs are obsolete shit when you are cut down. Btw yes it's her

 

[Aesthetic]

The way you responded to her kind of reminds me of my teenage self LOL

 

[Deleted member 2486]

 

[Deleted member 1774]

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more mentally challenged than @Saranghae tbh jfl

 

[BrettyBoy]

Brag.

 

[turkproducer]

Not braging tbh, blowjobs are obsolete shit when you are cut down. Btw yes it's her

You mean circumcised?

 

[Deleted member 2486]

 

[TsarTsar444]

The way you responded to her kind of reminds me of my teenage self LOL

You mean circumcised?

Yes

 

[ldar = cope]

only spoiled kids fear mommy and daddy

not neccessarily
spoiled kids tell their parents to stfu and the parents stfu because they are beta

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

No, I'm trying to ltr her

LTR is a bullshit scam, the longest ive dated a girl for is a month, and in that time I heard so much bitching and complaining and I couldnt even get high without being bothered. Liberate yourself my brother, the only way to achieve true enlightenment is by snorting coke off a stripper's ass.

 

[TsarTsar444]

LTR is a bullshit scam, the longest ive dated a girl for is a month, and in that time I heard so much bitching and complaining and I couldnt even get high without being bothered. Liberate yourself my brother, the only way to achieve true enlightenment is by snorting coke off a stripper's ass.

This girl is literally the embodiment of what incels found ideal. She is virgin, knows to cook and she isn't annoying at all, she wants to have kids with me and be mine forever lol

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

This girl is literally the embodiment of what incels found ideal. She is virgin, knows to cook and she isn't annoying at all, she wants to have kids with me and be mine forever lol

How tf do you find a girl like that, australian girls, especially australian asians (the only ones that give me the time of day) are all some scandalpus ass hoes.

 

[Pietrosiek]

So parents don't know that their kids have sex in relationship? Lol, if i had a gf (i will never have one) i would talk about sex with them

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Weird flex but ok

 

[Dogs]

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Why did he get banned this guy was hilarious

 

[TsarTsar444]

How tf do you find a girl like that, australian girls, especially australian asians (the only ones that give me the time of day) are all some scandalpus ass hoes.

There is this place called Eastern Europe bro, best women in the world tbh

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

There is this place called Eastern Europe bro, best women in the world tbh

Unfortunately i probably couldnt get any there due to my ethnicity, , JFL.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

There is this place called Eastern Europe bro, best women in the world tbh

dnr

 

[pisslord]

dn r brag

 

[TsarTsar444]

dn r brag

No

 

[didntreadlol]

 

[TsarTsar444]

Cry for this giga slayer

 

[Jagged0]

Unfortunately i probably couldnt get any there due to my ethnicity, , JFL.

It’d be easier if you aren’t white I know a gook who slayed there

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

It’d be easier if you aren’t white I know a gook who slayed there

Are you for real? You think i might be able to get some in EE?

 

[TsarTsar444]

It’d be easier if you aren’t white I know a gook who slayed there

Not a chance in a balkan if he is a gook jfl

 

[Jagged0]

You gotta understand EE guys are Ugly really fucking ugly or Really gl no in between

Not a chance in a balkan if he is a gook jfl

EE girls will fuck anything that looks foreign

 

[TsarTsar444]

You gotta understand EE guys are Ugly really fucking ugly or Really gl no in between

But I'm from the Balkans, people here are not like in Russia jfl, different dna

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

You gotta understand EE guys are Ugly really fucking ugly or Really gl no in between

EE girls will fuck anything that looks foreign

You live in EE?

 

[Deleted member 3702]

There is this place called Eastern Europe bro, best women in the world tbh

Should I bosniamax?

 

[Jagged0]

But I'm from the Balkans, people here are not like in Russia jfl, different dna

My mother is from the Ukraine so I’m going based off what she told me

 

[turkproducer]

Yes

restore your foreskin then mate. Apparently it helps

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

Not a chance in a balkan if he is a gook jfl

Not a gook man, indian, 5'11, ok build, australian accent.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Not a gook man, indian, 5'11, ok build, australian accent.

Well depends dude, if you want the quality I'm speaking then they only go for their own ethnicity or culture, but sure you could grab something from the city parts which is trashier

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

Well depends dude, if you want the quality I'm speaking then they only go for their own ethnicity or culture, but sure you could grab something from the city parts which is trashier

I honestly just wanna do a few smash and dash, like my goal is to nail at least 30 women beore i turn 25.

 

[rockndogs]

"Im going to kill myself"

Tic tac