The perfect death

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

idk about yall but for my the perfect death would be killing myself with my wife, dying in each other arms, covered in our blood. its the most romantic thing you can do, being loved and loving in the very last seconds of my life

 

[Node]

What a faggot

 

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

What a faggot

if you say so

 

[Node]

if you say so

You are

 

[GenZ]

Yeah that does sound pretty romantic tbh, very much a romeo and juliet thing to do but the only one you're appeasing with a death like that is society. You'll be all over tiktok edits and shit, not that worth it but still pretty worth it tbh, a lot of serotonin release in those last few moments

 

[trvechud]

idk about yall but for my the perfect death would be killing myself with my wife, dying in each other arms, covered in our blood. its the most romantic thing you can do, being loved and loving in the very last seconds of my life

 

[Slayfer]

I would like to die from a heart attack while masturbating or something in an associated field.

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Throwing up blood seems cooler

 

[c0tpll]

idk about yall but for my the perfect death would be killing myself with my wife, dying in each other arms, covered in our blood. its the most romantic thing you can do, being loved and loving in the very last seconds of my life

true cornball

 

[User28823]

there was a suicide like this posted here

 

[Spamorzz]

idk about yall but for my the perfect death would be killing myself with my wife, dying in each other arms, covered in our blood. its the most romantic thing you can do, being loved and loving in the very last seconds of my life

Have you considered a job application

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Have you considered a job application

Get the fuck out of here TikTokcel normie

 

[sivsiii]

idk about yall but for my the perfect death would be killing myself with my wife, dying in each other arms, covered in our blood. its the most romantic thing you can do, being loved and loving in the very last seconds of my life

do it sounds hella cool and you’ll be remembered for a while

 

[Spamorzz]

Get the fuck out of here TikTokcel normie

If you only know about the existance of jobs because of tiktok its literally your problem you fucking virgin

 

[iblamemycuriuosity]

I would like to die from a heart attack while masturbating or something in an associated field.

You will be found naked while holding your johnson imagine that

 

[Gamerspyy786]

If you only know about the existance of jobs because of tiktok its literally your problem you fucking virgin

Because you tiktokcels spam this get a job shit like get the fuck out of here with that shit

 

[Spamorzz]

Because you tiktokcels spam this get a job shit like get the fuck out of here with that shit

Hope I didnt scare you buster

 

[Slayfer]

You will be found naked while holding your johnson imagine that

They would be surprised by the massive size of my Johnson. I would be one of the dead bodies they take pictures of and sell online.

 

[Spamorzz]

do it sounds hella cool and you’ll be remembered for a while

Brother do NOT encourage him hes capable

 

[iblamemycuriuosity]

They would be surprised by the massive size of my Johnson. I would be one of the dead bodies they take pictures of and sell online.

They would cut it and put it in a museum

 

[kenibba]

i agree

 

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

Yeah that does sound pretty romantic tbh, very much a romeo and juliet thing to do but the only one you're appeasing with a death like that is society. You'll be all over tiktok edits and shit, not that worth it but still pretty worth it tbh, a lot of serotonin release in those last few moments

i couldnt care because i would be dead

 

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

do it sounds hella cool and you’ll be remembered for a while

yeah just need to live a bit longer to find my wife

 

[GenZ]

i couldnt care because i would be dead

Logistically how do you plan to manipulate her so that she agrees to do this with you?

 

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

Logistically how do you plan to manipulate her so that she agrees to do this with you?

no manipulation she would be down for ts, i cant be the only one who want that

 

[𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚛|𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗]

there was a suicide like this posted here

i NEED more info

 

[GenZ]

no manipulation she would be down for ts, i cant be the only one who want that

Nah I'm not saying you can't find someone like that it's just that such a girl would be pretty rare, though I wish you luck nevertheless, it's not going to be easy or quick