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notsocommonthumb

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marry at 22

work as trashman

earn 6300 dollars a month

work 5 hours a day

free on weekends

live far from any major city

have 5 kids

raise kids religiously so no-one turns out a slut
 
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marry at 22

work as trashman

earn 6300 dollars a month

work 5 hours a day

free on weekends

live far from any major city

have 5 kids

raise kids religiously so no-one turns out a slut
or just overdose at 17
 
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bros dream job is the trashman
 
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Trash man is dirty job tho
 
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bros dream job is the trashman
trashman is such a mogger job, good pension, good salary with only 5 hours work a day
 
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The dream

1000011923
 
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Live in the woods

Repair cars

cigarettes

heroin

coffee

sugar



Perfect life
 
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trashman is such a mogger job, good pension, good salary with only 5 hours work a day
work oil rig, hoist the colors halo + 2 weeks on 2 weeks off with even better pay
 
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trashman is such a mogger job, good pension, good salary with only 5 hours work a day
You also peak your immunity to disease as you're constantly surrounded by viruses and filth, so your immune system has to constantly fight and adapt, so you'll rarely get colds..
 
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work oil rig, hoist the colors halo + 2 weeks on 2 weeks off
my dad told me the same unironically, I dont care for money really, aslong as I can afford a home etc and 5 hours a day is not a lot
 
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You also peak your immunity to disease as you're constantly surrounded by viruses and filth, so your immune system has to constantly fight and adapt, so you'll rarely get colds..
I only get sick once a year to begin with
 
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Trashman is a good job but you will never have respect and you will always be surrounded by rednecks
 
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worth dying at 18
 
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Trashman is a good job but you will never have respect and you will always be surrounded by rednecks
nah, I was told you can never say no to a trashman because then they just won't pick up your trash.
 
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marry at 22

work as trashman

earn 6300 dollars a month

work 5 hours a day

free on weekends

live far from any major city

have 5 kids

raise kids religiously so no-one turns out a slut
Good point, but i'd rather work anything else than as a trashman.
 
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thats stupid as fuck nigga
 
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>Perfect life

>Working
 
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why? barely any hours, good salary,
I mean, if you can find a job that pays the same amount, more sanitary and the same hours, and probably easier, why not switch right?

And I'd prefer jobs wich give you money on the targets you hit, more competitive and more money.
 
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I could see myself cleaning up the streets trash for 12 hours a day. Such a mogger job.
 
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What if he finds a job wich has the same payment, same hours that is more sanitary?
impossible, im getting a degree in geoscience and "spacetech" but im not gonna use it tbh
 
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scheisse
 
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What if he finds a job wich has the same payment, same hours that is more sanitary?
Why is being a trashman not sanitary?

Asides that, you get to wander around the streets just chilling and having inner monologues all day long.

@ey88 let's become trashmen
 
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Why is being a trashman not sanitary?

Asides that, you get to wander around the streets just chilling and having inner monologues all day long.

@ey88 let's become trashmen
Depends, if ur the one driving then it's another story.
 
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Why is being a trashman not sanitary?

Asides that, you get to wander around the streets just chilling and having inner monologues all day long.

@ey88 let's become trashmen
and if you dont wanna pick up trash, you can be the one driving the truck
 
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Depends, if ur the one driving then it's another story.
Depends what type of trashmen too, I meant those that go around parks and such places recollecting plastic around for hours. However the trashman type of picking up the trash of houses is also not bad.
 
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JUST TO GET CUCKED BY THE NORWOOD REAPER
 
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I've never seen a woman collecting trash or hanging off a garbage truck

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i thought women could be like men? What about the transgender men? Is all of this bullshit?
 
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I meant those that go around parks and such places recollecting plastic around for hours.
omg bro, thats people who got served public service for doing something illegal
 
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Do you know why we don't see a woman hanging off a garbage truck? Because she is the fucking garbage.

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Depends what type of trashmen too, I meant those that go around parks and such places recollecting plastic around for hours. However the trashman type of picking up the trash of houses is also not bad.
There are also the street sweeping vehicle wich is also chill to drive.
 
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