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As for people who aren’t updated I managed to catfish and STR (short term relationship) a beautiful Native American girl 2 months ago. Since then it’s been a sinking ship due to my bad genetics and inability to live up the the neuro-typical badboy caricature she desires.
Tagging @FailedNormieManlet and @Xangsane for updates
Update: she ended up needing help with something (can’t share details) but it involved me coming over. This was after the relationship basically ended and I started to run the numbers game again on tinder and bumble. Some guy was hitting her up for a booty call as we were chilling at her place, but I was way less needy than the other guy (after all I’m a legend amongst catfishers, and he is just some cool guy who peaked her interest, and can drive). At first she was interested in this guy over me however he kept texting non stop and even phoning her. Then I stepped outside to call a friend and went back inside.
Back inside she was suddenly hot and ready so I immediately excused myself to take my “prescription allergy meds” aka Cialis but it wouldn’t be fast enough. I had to operate like a soldier. I chewed the tablet swallowing half and trying to absorb a bit under my tongue so it’d hit faster. Not sure if this worked but I was barely able to get it up enough to squeeze in the condom and ultimate achieve the slay.
As she was bouncing up and down, the guy calls her again on messenger.
Then I fall asleep and she texts the guy back and he calls her and texts her all night. My sleep gets interrupted by this Chadpreet on messenger. This chadpreet looks like a typical badboy on his messenger avatar. I could tell he has 3 things going for him based on his vibe
-Dark triad/low inhibition
-A car
-Drugs
Tagging @FailedNormieManlet and @Xangsane for updates
Update: she ended up needing help with something (can’t share details) but it involved me coming over. This was after the relationship basically ended and I started to run the numbers game again on tinder and bumble. Some guy was hitting her up for a booty call as we were chilling at her place, but I was way less needy than the other guy (after all I’m a legend amongst catfishers, and he is just some cool guy who peaked her interest, and can drive). At first she was interested in this guy over me however he kept texting non stop and even phoning her. Then I stepped outside to call a friend and went back inside.
Back inside she was suddenly hot and ready so I immediately excused myself to take my “prescription allergy meds” aka Cialis but it wouldn’t be fast enough. I had to operate like a soldier. I chewed the tablet swallowing half and trying to absorb a bit under my tongue so it’d hit faster. Not sure if this worked but I was barely able to get it up enough to squeeze in the condom and ultimate achieve the slay.
As she was bouncing up and down, the guy calls her again on messenger.
Then I fall asleep and she texts the guy back and he calls her and texts her all night. My sleep gets interrupted by this Chadpreet on messenger. This chadpreet looks like a typical badboy on his messenger avatar. I could tell he has 3 things going for him based on his vibe
-Dark triad/low inhibition
-A car
-Drugs
