the problem once you ascend

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let’s say you ascend, now your able to get pussy
you don’t have experience tho, since u were an ugly fuck
so you haven’t been fucking like all the girls through teen ages and early 20s
now ur gonna look like some inexperienced mf when you fuck girls

like i was in a situation few days ago, me being 18, and her being 21. that’s a 3 year age gap. imagine the experience she has gained within that that 3 year gap, and even before 18 she was probably fucking, despite her saying her body count is 2 (it most definitely isn’t)
 
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Fake it till you make it.

Learn how to dirty talk, fuck and cum like a straight male porn star.

If it doesn't work or the chick don't dig it, you haven't ascended enough. Simple as.
 
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Im King in fucking
Who IS even Johny sins
 
Just say your inexperienced before fucking lmao :chad:
 
let’s say you ascend, now your able to get pussy
you don’t have experience tho, since u were an ugly fuck
so you haven’t been fucking like all the girls through teen ages and early 20s
now ur gonna look like some inexperienced mf when you fuck girls

like i was in a situation few days ago, me being 18, and her being 21. that’s a 3 year age gap. imagine the experience she has gained within that that 3 year gap, and even before 18 she was probably fucking, despite her saying her body count is 2 (it most definitely isn’t)
It's true, but you're 18.
I know many people who were kv at 18, don't fixate
 
If you are asking how to lie about it you probably wouldn't know how to fake it
 
She doesn't need to know if you're hooking up brah
 
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She doesn't need to know if you're hooking up brah
yes, but when u fuck, u gotta seem somewhat experienced or like u've done it before
 
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Fake it till you make it.

Learn how to dirty talk, fuck and cum like a straight male porn star.

If it doesn't work or the chick don't dig it, you haven't ascended enough. Simple as.
doesn’t work like that
 
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That's the part that scares me when I get surgery
 
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the only thing you can do is fake it till you make it, but trust me it’ll all be found out
just fuck virgins then till ur experienced?
 
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let’s say you ascend, now your able to get pussy
you don’t have experience tho, since u were an ugly fuck
so you haven’t been fucking like all the girls through teen ages and early 20s
now ur gonna look like some inexperienced mf when you fuck girls

like i was in a situation few days ago, me being 18, and her being 21. that’s a 3 year age gap. imagine the experience she has gained within that that 3 year gap, and even before 18 she was probably fucking, despite her saying her body count is 2 (it most definitely isn’t)
just don’t be a fucking bitch dude
 
let’s say you ascend, now your able to get pussy
you don’t have experience tho, since u were an ugly fuck
so you haven’t been fucking like all the girls through teen ages and early 20s
now ur gonna look like some inexperienced mf when you fuck girls

like i was in a situation few days ago, me being 18, and her being 21. that’s a 3 year age gap. imagine the experience she has gained within that that 3 year gap, and even before 18 she was probably fucking, despite her saying her body count is 2 (it most definitely isn’t)
Just stay virgin until marriage
 
let’s say you ascend, now your able to get pussy
you don’t have experience tho, since u were an ugly fuck
so you haven’t been fucking like all the girls through teen ages and early 20s
now ur gonna look like some inexperienced mf when you fuck girls

like i was in a situation few days ago, me being 18, and her being 21. that’s a 3 year age gap. imagine the experience she has gained within that that 3 year gap, and even before 18 she was probably fucking, despite her saying her body count is 2 (it most definitely isn’t)
Im pretty convinced that if you’re a htn minimum virgin she will help you through and teach you . One guy made a thread abt it don’t remember anymore
 
the biggest problem is, what's next? there's nothing next. once you've slayed pussy, your only other purpose in life is marriage with children. people build it up to one giant climax when in reality, it's anti climactic. so you're good looking enough to slay, what now? nothing has changed fundamentally. once you looksmax into human, you still face human responsibilities and problems.
 
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