The Problem With Rating Penis Size | Why The [Length]×[Girth] System Is Flawed

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I don't agree with the argument I make in this post. This is just a parody of these posts by @Selinity:

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The [length]×[girth] inches/centimeters system that we have been using is heavily flawed. In this post I will be going over my main criticisms of this manner of appraising male genitalia and in the end offering a better way of evaluating your penis size.


Inconsistent Differences In “Size Appeal” Between Numbers 🔢

You would assume that the in/cm scale would have equal jumps in appeal from each number to the next. In other words, each numerical jump on the scale would be an equal a constant amount increase in dick attractiveness. Ideally, the increase in looks from each inch of penis length would look like this:

1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 9 -> 10

However, in reality the jumps in cock attractiveness on the penis size inches scale goes something like this:

1 = 2 = 3 -> 4 ---> 5 ---> 6 -> 7 -> 8 = 9 = 10

1-, 2-, 3-, and 4-inch penises are all "small dicks" that no women ever find appealing. The jump from 4 inches to 5 inches is MASSIVE: you're moving from the "tiny dick" tier to the average tier. The jump from 5 to 6 inches is MASSIVE too: you're moving from unappealing and mediocre (5 inches) to a good size (6 inches) that's fairly attractive to women. When you get to 8 inches and beyond, there's very little difference in how much women want your dick because it's big enough to satisfy basically all women.


Ego-Bolstering 😇

Men lie about their penis size way too much. They pretend that their dicks are bigger than they actually are. The 2 most common ways people do this:
  • measuring incorrectly on purpose to maximize the result
  • rounding up to the nearest inch
People also use the bone-pressed method to cope with their subhumanity. For example, a morbidly obese man can have 3 inches of his 6-inch penis obscured by rolls of fat, yet he still claims to have a 6-inch-long dick because he bone-presses to measure.


Context 🗣️

Highly relevant contextual info is excluded from the final number.

Things like hip width and body height can effect the apparent size of your penis and thus your success in bed.


Ball size, thigh circumference, torso length, foreskin presence/absence, pubic hair bushiness, and a myriad of other factors affect the appeal and perceived size of men's genitals. The inches/centimeters [length]×[girth] scale doesn't take any of that into account.


Subjectivity 👩👨

Dick size preferences vary.




Of course some things have more appeal and whatever but people still have “types” and “preferences.”

This can skew the results again.

What if the women who's having sex with you is very small? This preference will make 6 inches for her equivalent in appeal to 8 inches for typical women.

Furthermore, length is more important for some women whereas others deem girth more important.

Of course the disparity caused by preference is not very big, but on a scale as wonky as this one which in practice essentially works like this,

5, 6, 7 —> 8/9
That slight change will throw an even bigger wrench into things.


Alternative 👌

I propose we use a three-point-scale.

This scale will have only three ratings: Big, Medium, and Small.

Rather than using obscure measurements and shit distribution like the inches/centimeters scale, this scale will be more accurate by using your female attention and treatment as the measuring stick for dick size and dick appeal.

Big
Characteristics:
  • Negatives overlooked
    • e.g. bad hygiene, unkempt pubic hair, ugly ballsack
  • Dick size halos one's sex appeal even if not very good-looking
    • A 3/10 man with a 9-inch dick might have SMV equal to a 5/10 man with a 5-inch dick
  • Women talk about a guy's dick
  • A guy is known in his social circle for being good in bed
  • People tell a guy he'd be successful in the porn industry
Medium
Characteristics:
  • No one really says much about a guy's penis size
  • Manscaping (at least trimming pubes) necessary to get laid
Small
Characteristics:
  • Even if a man gets a women into bed with him, she'll decline and leave as soon as he takes off his pants
  • Women may break up with long-term boyfriends because he has failed to satisfy her sexually the whole time
  • People make fun of a guy's penis size
  • If the word spreads, even a good-looking guy (7/10) will get rejected solely because of his penis size
 
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TLDR; Rope if your dick is sub 7 inches
 
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I don't agree but gave you a rep for effort
 
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You have a lot of free time don't you?
 
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I don’t see any sizes mentioned here so could you elaborate? Average is meant for what 6 inches and big is 8?

Based on the length ratios in the pictures

If average is 6, big is ~8.56 in
 
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If it's not Length x Width what is it then???

Shape? Color?....

Taste???
 
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Based on the length ratios in the pictures

If average is 6, big is ~8.56 in
The average of 6 is too high though. 5.5 would be average
 
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