The problems of being a birdcel

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Me, being a birdcel, have found many problems and issues during my life :confused:

First of all, many things that normal people with chins and forward growth do, I can't! :p

Ofc I won't state the obvious, and that life is over for you if you are a birdcel like me ;)

So these are just some quirks I noticed apart from the "it's over" thing

For example:

  • Taking side profile pictures (no need to explain)
  • Looking masculine (No chin and 0 forward growth gives you a baby face and removes dimorphism)
  • Finding a nice pair of sunglasses/glasses that look good (They require some amount of jaw and chin bone to actually look decent)
  • Buzz cut makes you look like a goblin, a reptile or a lesbian (That's why I'm wearing a hat)
 

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