The reason Donald Trump lived.

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God saved him.

It was a message to the world.
 
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No it's because some faggot was so gay he couldn't even shoot straight :lul:
 
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And god sacrificed 1 random dude for Trump's survival
 
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he lives because the matrix needs him alive
 
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And god sacrificed 1 random dude for Trump's survival

Nigga you think God is all loving?

He literally made different religions for fun so that over half the world was destined for eternal hell fire
 
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Biggest fake shooting
 
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God saved him.

It was a message to the world.
Because that skinny faggot couldn’t shoot properly. He almost pulled it off. Sniper experts are saying that shot was so easy, any sort of ex military sniper or anyone with some skill and experience would have easily landed multiple shots into Trump’s head.
 
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Because that skinny faggot couldn’t shoot properly. He almost pulled it off all he had to do was just aim for the chest which is much easier to hit and is a less moving target
Now all the god loving conservatives are gonna think Trump has been blessed by the higher powers :feelshah:


If he loses after this get ready to see another riot
 
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The only real theory is that his skull was not brachy enough:soy:
 
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The only real theory is that his skull was not brachy enough:soy:
@Pei

What is barrett in that situation?

Barrett skull mogs trump + he is taller
 
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Now all the god loving conservatives are gonna think Trump has been blessed by the higher powers :feelshah:


If he loses after this get ready to see another riot
Yeah I think he’ll lose, the jooz will just rig it for Biden and honestly I hope Biden wins. Trump is hijacked by these subhuman evangelicals and Israel too.
 
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@Pei

What is barrett in that situation?

Barrett skull mogs trump + he is taller
probably his psl god zygo would have diverted him:feelshah:
 
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probably his psl god zygo would have diverted him:feelshah:
Big stronge dense bone mass deflect bullet back to shooter
 
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creepy jealous chico would try to kill jordan barett in that situation
@Pei

What is barrett in that situation?

Barrett skull mogs trump + he is taller
 
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Big stronge dense bone mass deflect bullet back to shooter
I also thought about that, the bullet would probably remain embedded and not hit any important organs
 
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saved him for what, all he does is talk shit
 
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its because of the kikes
 
Yeah I think he’ll lose, the jooz will just rig it for Biden and honestly I hope Biden wins. Trump is hijacked by these subhuman evangelicals and Israel too.
I think the opposite. Biden supported by Israeli terrorists. Trump is working class conservatives and increasingly more black people and arabs/muslims due to Gaza genocide
 
I think the opposite. Biden supported by Israeli terrorists. Trump is working class conservatives and increasingly more black people and arabs/muslims due to Gaza genocide
Dude, trump basically worships shithole Israel. The entire Republican Party will shove their dirty bibles into your face in regards to pissrael. Trump is Netanyahu's personal friend.
 
God saved him.

It was a message to the world.
Don't count on that. If you read the book of revelation you'll know exactly where this world is headed. Things aren't going to get better. And God doesn't want his people so involved with the affairs of this world.
 
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Nigga you think God is all loving?

He literally made different religions for fun so that over half the world was destined for eternal hell fire
That is a comically bad take from a borderline unconscious brain

Over if you really think of God as a man in the sky 🤣
 
That is a comically bad take from a borderline unconscious brain

Over if you really think of God as a man in the sky 🤣
This is why he made you a manlet.
 
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This is why he made you a manlet.
Once again not very logical

He made me a manlet to get back at me for being egotistical...

after I was already a manlet?

Once again, the brain isn't present in your hollow unconscious skull.

(you spiked my cortisol sky high I am coping )
 
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Once again not very logical

He made me a manlet to get back at me for being egotistical...

after I was already a manlet?

Once again, the brain isn't present in your hollow unconscious skull.

(you spiked my cortisol sky high I am coping )
No way you wrote 5 lines over a nab :ogre:
 
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