The reason you want to kill yourself after looking at your selfies

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I may look like a greycel but the only reason I created an account after hours of lurking was to use the search function, so anyways:
If you're ever feeling like a disproportional faggot after using the selfie cam or the back camera and ask yourself If you're Actually this ugly, you probably aren't
If you take a photo of yourself and think that you are legit psl 2 and sometimes you feel like a 5 you look a lot better trough someone else's eyes.

I don't have any fact and studies but I can tell you from my own experience

If I look at my selfies most of the time I feel like an ugly cunt because selfies of other dudes seem so much better looking, but in reality I mog most of them.
I don't want to brag or come off as a narc but I'm around top 5 percent facially. I get countless requests and girls asking for my Instagram under group photos.
So how come I feel ugly so often? Because in bad lighting your skin tone looks dead, your face too narrow and round, your eyes and nose too large and so on. Legit suifuel for me at least. The same goes with reverse camera,thats where your asymmetry comes from.

Try going to the bathroom and if you have a mirror light, turn only that on, step 1 -2 meter away from the mirror, and take a picture of your face in the mirror... Already looks countless times better, right? That's because it's closer to how you are perceived by others, you only use lighting to your advantage
 
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its just because you are not used to see yourself in pictures, but in the mirror, after a while of me taking selfies of myself
I started to prefer how I look in pictures and especially selfies then in the mirror
 
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take a video of yourself from a considerable distance away, tends to erase the distortion. At least from when i've done it.
 
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Keep coping
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Yeah those are also things which make you not want to end your life
 
Yeah there's a reason I said most selfies. Everyone has seen selfies in good lighting and it's pretty clear that you hold your phone half a meter away from your face

I'm talking about unfrauded selfies in average room lighting and from 20 cm away
 
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Yeah there's a reason I said most selfies. Everyone has seen selfies in good lighting and it's pretty clear that you hold your phone half a meter away from your face

I'm talking about unfrauded selfies in average room lighting and from 20 cm away
Keep coping
I live in a third world country in a 3x3.5 room with a mid-range cell phone (Samsung A20
 
its just because you are not used to see yourself in pictures, but in the mirror, after a while of me taking selfies of myself
I started to prefer how I look in pictures and especially selfies then in the mirror
For most it's another thing. For example my cheekbone seem overproportional because they are massive, but in motion it looks very good. Also my philtrum looks way to long even if it's only a little over the average.

I would talk about my temples looking 20 cm smaller than the rest of my face but you get what I mean
 
For most it's another thing. For example my cheekbone seem overproportional because they are massive, but in motion it looks very good. Also my philtrum looks way to long even if it's only a little over the average.

I would talk about my temples looking 20 cm smaller than the rest of my face but you get what I mean
just take proper selfies and learn how to fraud tbh
 
I look good on selfies
I look good on motion

But i look fucking insane when i look in this car mirror
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like a fucking model
Dont know what the fuck is this satanic shit ?
 
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Keep coping
I live in a third world country in a 3x3.5 room with a mid-range cell phone (Samsung A20
Yeah dude you are so incredible

Does this make soft light filter, natural sun lighting and extending your arm a privilege of the rich? Stop being delusional
 
dn read a pixel
im too sexy
 
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just take proper selfies and learn how to fraud tbh
Yeah I can take good selfies but I'm talking about overall appearance. I used to think I had an average skull until I saw a picture and realized that my skull and jaw is really wide and that seemed shocking to me
 
Keep coping
I live in a third world country in a 3x3.5 room with a mid-range cell phone (Samsung A20

so your a good looking guy in a third world country? you might as well be nothing. but have fun slaying the barefoot girls running around your village.
 
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"top 5 percent facially"
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Typical greycel moment to start a post by apologizing for being a greycel
 
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"top 5 percent facially"
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Ideal face width ratio
Near ideal thirds
Short midface
Hooded eyes with neutral tilt
Thick, long, straight eyebrows
Robust, visible cheekbones
Perfect gonial angle

Only things that fail me are my ears, my 5'11 height (average in germany) slightly crooked nose and a little narrow temples. I'm gonna fix those things and other than that I have a model tier base.

Sorry if I come off as a narc but I am really self centered so ignore my retardism
 
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Typical greycel moment to start a post by apologizing for being a greycel
Makes sense, but I often see dudes getting shit for having under a million posts
 
What do you think about camera function in iphone? Is it close to how people see you? Make video of yourself from all angles and tell me what you think.
 
I may look like a greycel but the only reason I created an account after hours of lurking was to use the search function, so anyways:
If you're ever feeling like a disproportional faggot after using the selfie cam or the back camera and ask yourself If you're Actually this ugly, you probably aren't
If you take a photo of yourself and think that you are legit psl 2 and sometimes you feel like a 5 you look a lot better trough someone else's eyes.

I don't have any fact and studies but I can tell you from my own experience

If I look at my selfies most of the time I feel like an ugly cunt because selfies of other dudes seem so much better looking, but in reality I mog most of them.
I don't want to brag or come off as a narc but I'm around top 5 percent facially. I get countless requests and girls asking for my Instagram under group photos.
So how come I feel ugly so often? Because in bad lighting your skin tone looks dead, your face too narrow and round, your eyes and nose too large and so on. Legit suifuel for me at least. The same goes with reverse camera,thats where your asymmetry comes from.

Try going to the bathroom and if you have a mirror light, turn only that on, step 1 -2 meter away from the mirror, and take a picture of your face in the mirror... Already looks countless times better, right? That's because it's closer to how you are perceived by others, you only use lighting to your advantage
Opposite for me. Good in regular selfies terrible in mirror selfies
 
Ideal face width ratio
Near ideal thirds
Short midface
Hooded eyes with neutral tilt
Thick, long, straight eyebrows
Robust, visible cheekbones
Perfect gonial angle

Only things that fail me are my ears, my 5'11 height (average in germany) slightly crooked nose and a little narrow temples. I'm gonna fix those things and other than that I have a model tier base.

Sorry if I come off as a narc but I am really self centered so ignore my retardism
pics or larp you subhuman filth
 
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What do you think about camera function in iphone? Is it close to how people see you? Make video of yourself from all angles and tell me what you think.
Not at all, it's really distorted.

To get as close as possible you would have to make a video from a few meters away and then you get close to seeing how others perceive you.

Humans have 2 eyes to see everything with depth and cameras don't have that so pictures up close look distorted

Also the human brain processes lighting so it looks "better" than it does in photos. Except in modelling photos or photos in really good lighting, your eyey make everything "more balanced"

I'd make a video in indirect sunlight zoomed to your face to see the deal
 
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pics or larp you subhuman filth
Wouldn't really feel good posting pictures of my face on a site for looksmaxing since I didn't even want to create an account without good reasons
 
Not at all, it's really distorted.

To get as close as possible you would have to make a video from a few meters away and then you get close to seeing how others perceive you.

Humans have 2 eyes to see everything with depth and cameras don't have that so pictures up close look distorted

Also the human brain processes lighting so it looks "better" than it does in photos. Except in modelling photos or photos in really good lighting, your eyey make everything "more balanced"

I'd make a video in indirect sunlight zoomed to your face to see the deal
I look like potato on selfies, just like most people. On videos (even from close distance) I look ok.
Not at all, it's really distorted.

To get as close as possible you would have to make a video from a few meters away and then you get close to seeing how others perceive you.

Humans have 2 eyes to see everything with depth and cameras don't have that so pictures up close look distorted

Also the human brain processes lighting so it looks "better" than it does in photos. Except in modelling photos or photos in really good lighting, your eyey make everything "more balanced"

I'd make a video in indirect sunlight zoomed to your face to see the deal
I look meh on selifes and good when I record myself. I don't know, thanks for tips tho.
 
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"top 5 percent facially"
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Seriously right? Who the fuck comes here and says something like that. Then "deerrr all the Instagram girls are on me derrrrr"

And your advice... "you actually look better than you think bro. If you're a 2, you're really a 5!"

Fuck outta here, fucking piece of shit.
 
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Wow you seem like an actual incel

Ha!

Even if I was, it's unfathomably better than being a cocksucking dork who comes to looksmax to brag about how women are after him on instagram.

Cocksucker.
 
Ha!

Even if I was, it's unfathomably better than being a cocksucking dork who comes to looksmax to brag about how women are after him on instagram.

Cocksucker.
I said that to prove the point of me being ugly on selfies while looking good in motion.
And you call me a piece of shit? Ok
 
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I may look like a greycel but the only reason I created an account after hours of lurking was to use the search function, so anyways:
If you're ever feeling like a disproportional faggot after using the selfie cam or the back camera and ask yourself If you're Actually this ugly, you probably aren't
If you take a photo of yourself and think that you are legit psl 2 and sometimes you feel like a 5 you look a lot better trough someone else's eyes.

I don't have any fact and studies but I can tell you from my own experience

If I look at my selfies most of the time I feel like an ugly cunt because selfies of other dudes seem so much better looking, but in reality I mog most of them.
I don't want to brag or come off as a narc but I'm around top 5 percent facially. I get countless requests and girls asking for my Instagram under group photos.
So how come I feel ugly so often? Because in bad lighting your skin tone looks dead, your face too narrow and round, your eyes and nose too large and so on. Legit suifuel for me at least. The same goes with reverse camera,thats where your asymmetry comes from.

Try going to the bathroom and if you have a mirror light, turn only that on, step 1 -2 meter away from the mirror, and take a picture of your face in the mirror... Already looks countless times better, right? That's because it's closer to how you are perceived by others, you only use lighting to your advantage
I can relate look these pics I dont have the same face shape or proportions for each one in selfie mode and look the last at distance with professional objective (so no distorsion)
Big heads are the worst thing for selfie distorsion and mine is as big as my bloat

IRL render or mirror render or professional objective at distance is true reality and is far better for my part

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Bruh you can't be saying top 5% facially and then not sending a photo lmao it doesn't work like that here.


If you want anyone to take your shit seriously you have to back up statements like that with evidence
 
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Ideal face width ratio
Near ideal thirds
Short midface
Hooded eyes with neutral tilt
Thick, long, straight eyebrows
Robust, visible cheekbones
Perfect gonial angle

Only things that fail me are my ears, my 5'11 height (average in germany) slightly crooked nose and a little narrow temples. I'm gonna fix those things and other than that I have a model tier base.

Sorry if I come off as a narc but I am really self centered so ignore my retardism
I have everything good you listed AND the same failos, not even joking thank god that means i am also top 5% facially
 
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Even cavil look like shit in photo from smartphone camera.
Every phone have front camera with wide lens that makes nearest object bigger.
Most portrait photographers use from 50mm to 135mm FF lens equivalent

Here gif on diffrent look from each focal length:

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My most used lens is 50mm f2 which on my camera [aps-c] is 75mm full frame equivalent
 
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I feel like i look a lot better in the mirror than even my best selfies. I'm hoping that the level of attractiveness i see in the mirror is what other people see.
 
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The eyes see everything as it is in reality and photos only take a 2d image of something 3 dimensional.
That's also the reason cameras don't do justice to landscapes. You can only make them look half as good if you edit the colors
 
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Bruh you can't be saying top 5% facially and then not sending a photo lmao it doesn't work like that here.


If you want anyone to take your shit seriously you have to back up statements like that with evidence
Yeah then scrap what I said there
 
look like shitin every photo anyway
 
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Many phone's have two problems:

Lens distortion, and a bias towards young faces. Older skin looks less flattering even if you're chad.

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But newer phones are getting better and better, and if you hold it just a little bit away and have really good lighting you can look decent. Henry Cavill's instagram is loaded with ways to appear perfect even with a cellphone.
 
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The eyes see everything as it is in reality and photos only take a 2d image of something 3 dimensional.
That's also the reason cameras don't do justice to landscapes. You can only make them look half as good if you edit the colors

your face is actually 4 dimensional because it moves through time, too. i mean, it changes expression. people don't really think about that here but your facial expression is also a big part of your look

thats why your best selfies are ones where you're frozen in a good spot as well as angles, lightning, distance, perspective etc
 
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your face is actually 4 dimensional because it moves through time, too. i mean, it changes expression. people don't really think about that here but your facial expression is also a big part of your look

thats why your best selfies are ones where you're frozen in a good spot as well as angles, lightning, distance, perspective etc
Yeah forgot to say that.

The best state for photos is completely neutral.
Smiling is a close second and good for impressions
 
"top 5 percent facially"
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To be honest, if u gave decent base, like 4.5 pls, its not that hard to be 5 percent facially, if u apply what u learned here about hair, skin, being lean
 

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