BigJimsWornOutTires
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Rob and Tommy stood in a park on a clear day. Rob identifies the sky and says, “That’s a gorgeous blue sky.”
Tommy raised an eyebrow. He rubbed the nape of his neck. He contested, “The sky’s red.”
Rob reminds Tommy that he’s a fucking moron: “The sky is blue, you fucking moron.”
Tommy’s face turned to the color he believed was the sky. He reacted with wrinkled eyebrows and blurted, “I’m not a moron! I have a high school diploma and four years of college!"
Rob challenges the authenticity of his claim and says, “You have a diploma from the No Child Left Behind Act. So most likely, you should have failed every semester in high school, but because of that suspicious dumb-them-down scheme passed by the Congress cult in 2002, you have a fraudulent certificate.”
Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but Rob continued, “Not only that, but the college you went to adopted the NCLBA using DEI initiatives. This means you have four years of bullshit, and to be honest, I find you to be a threat to the public. And if this makes you angry, don’t be mad at me but at the ones who created these policies as if grooming society to be idiots so that their wealthy, compliant retards would be celebrated as geniuses, lawmakers, and lords later on.”
Tommy raised an eyebrow. He rubbed the nape of his neck. He contested, “The sky’s red.”
Rob reminds Tommy that he’s a fucking moron: “The sky is blue, you fucking moron.”
Tommy’s face turned to the color he believed was the sky. He reacted with wrinkled eyebrows and blurted, “I’m not a moron! I have a high school diploma and four years of college!"
Rob challenges the authenticity of his claim and says, “You have a diploma from the No Child Left Behind Act. So most likely, you should have failed every semester in high school, but because of that suspicious dumb-them-down scheme passed by the Congress cult in 2002, you have a fraudulent certificate.”
Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but Rob continued, “Not only that, but the college you went to adopted the NCLBA using DEI initiatives. This means you have four years of bullshit, and to be honest, I find you to be a threat to the public. And if this makes you angry, don’t be mad at me but at the ones who created these policies as if grooming society to be idiots so that their wealthy, compliant retards would be celebrated as geniuses, lawmakers, and lords later on.”

