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Source: https://edition.cnn.com/us/live-news/charlie-kirk-shot-utah-09-10-25
King Von Shoots Charlie Kirk During his debate in Utah.
In a shocking turn of events yesterday, King Von, shot conservative commentator Charlie Kirk— with bullets.
Eyewitnesses report that the debate began civilly enough, with Kirk passionately arguing that immigrants should always be capitalized for “maximum respectability,” while King Von, dressed in full glittering regalia didn’t think so.
Things took a dramatic turn when King Von, attempting to “emphasize a point with dramatic flair,” pulled what he thought was a ceremonial scepter but was, in fact, a sniper. The ensuing explosion of high calibre hit Kirk in his neck while blood flushed out.
Paramedics rushed in, injuries far from savable, or as they thought. Former King Von shot dead in 2020 had been resurrected. A medical team was sent in to rescue Kirk and the shooting wasn’t fatal. Kirk and King Von are now a happy gay couple waiting for marriage next month 11th October.
Political analysts are calling it “the most 2025 thing to happen ever.”
Source: https://edition.cnn.com/us/live-news/charlie-kirk-shot-utah-09-10-25
King Von Shoots Charlie Kirk During his debate in Utah.
In a shocking turn of events yesterday, King Von, shot conservative commentator Charlie Kirk— with bullets.
Eyewitnesses report that the debate began civilly enough, with Kirk passionately arguing that immigrants should always be capitalized for “maximum respectability,” while King Von, dressed in full glittering regalia didn’t think so.
Things took a dramatic turn when King Von, attempting to “emphasize a point with dramatic flair,” pulled what he thought was a ceremonial scepter but was, in fact, a sniper. The ensuing explosion of high calibre hit Kirk in his neck while blood flushed out.
Paramedics rushed in, injuries far from savable, or as they thought. Former King Von shot dead in 2020 had been resurrected. A medical team was sent in to rescue Kirk and the shooting wasn’t fatal. Kirk and King Von are now a happy gay couple waiting for marriage next month 11th October.
Political analysts are calling it “the most 2025 thing to happen ever.”
