Vermilioncore
and why all this? because I was born
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Men are vile, sick, and perverted in every way. It’s no lie that men think with their dick. It’s the entire and whole truth.
Look, a man wishes he had the remote from the Adam Sandler movie Click:
In the movie, Adam Sandler can pause, rewind, fast forward, and slow down time. Every woman that watched this movie just thought it was a normal comedy movie. At most, she had thoughts of using this remote in her life to go relive her wedding or some other wholesome thing.
But every male that watched this movie had only one thing on his mind. Don’t you fucking act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Every male that watched this film imagined using it for his own perverted fantasies.
• He would pause life when a girl is bent over, then he’d go up and sniff her asshole and pussy and jerk off in front of her paused body.
• He would to do something perverted to a woman in real time and then rewind time and do something normal instead so that the memory leaves the woman.
• He would rewind time and fuck or do some illegal sexual stuff and then rewind it again and re-do it.
Basically, if a man had possession of this Universal Remote from the movie click, he would like only do perverted and sexual things. Nothing else would ever come to mind. He wouldn’t rewind time to kill Hitler or pause time before something bad happens. He would only use it to bust a fat nut.
Look, a man wishes he had the remote from the Adam Sandler movie Click:
In the movie, Adam Sandler can pause, rewind, fast forward, and slow down time. Every woman that watched this movie just thought it was a normal comedy movie. At most, she had thoughts of using this remote in her life to go relive her wedding or some other wholesome thing.
But every male that watched this movie had only one thing on his mind. Don’t you fucking act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Every male that watched this film imagined using it for his own perverted fantasies.
• He would pause life when a girl is bent over, then he’d go up and sniff her asshole and pussy and jerk off in front of her paused body.
• He would to do something perverted to a woman in real time and then rewind time and do something normal instead so that the memory leaves the woman.
• He would rewind time and fuck or do some illegal sexual stuff and then rewind it again and re-do it.
Basically, if a man had possession of this Universal Remote from the movie click, he would like only do perverted and sexual things. Nothing else would ever come to mind. He wouldn’t rewind time to kill Hitler or pause time before something bad happens. He would only use it to bust a fat nut.
