𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗹𝘂𝘁 𝗘𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

[zikzog]

Okay I've figured out the best slut equation. I will explain each variable.

S - The slut value.
P - Number of sexual partners, multiplied by a coefficient of 10 because it's always 10 times what they say.
B - Number of boyfriends, again using a coefficient of 2 because for every boyfriend she had, there was another guy she cheated with.
M - Modifications, body ones. Tattoos, piercings and stuff, the value is squared as well.
D - Dyed hair, dyeing to natural colours = 1, dyeing to weirder colours = 2, dyeing to toxic waste or poisonous creature colours = 5.
H - Holidays, the amount of "Exploring myself" holidays she took.

We add the +1 at the end, I'd like to call this the woman constant because no one's free of sin.

A - Age of the woman. Self explanatory. More accurate when at least 16
F - Father factor. A rational value between 0 and 1 (0<F<1) more absent the father the lower but the better and more involved the father, the higher.

Any value of S less than 0.5 and I'll call you a liar, anything from 0.5-1 is pretty good, anything from 0.5-2 is decent, 2-6 is pretty bad and anything more than 6, then run.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

The only useful equation is: P in V

 

[zikzog]

The only useful equation is: P in V

Explain, I've only heard of the P in H equation

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Okay I've figured out the best slut equation. I will explain each variable.
View attachment 1105085
S - The slut value.
P - Number of sexual partners, multiplied by a coefficient of 10 because it's always 10 times what they say.
B - Number of boyfriends, again using a coefficient of 2 because for every boyfriend she had, there was another guy she cheated with.
M - Modifications, body ones. Tattoos, piercings and stuff, the value is squared as well.
D - Dyed hair, dyeing to natural colours = 1, dyeing to weirder colours = 2, dyeing to toxic waste or poisonous creature colours = 5.
H - Holidays, the amount of "Exploring myself" holidays she took.

We add the +1 at the end, I'd like to call this the woman constant because no one's free of sin.

A - Age of the woman. Self explanatory. More accurate when at least 16
F - Father factor. A rational value between 0 and 1 (0<F<1) more absent the father the lower but the better and more involved the father, the higher.

Any value of S less than 0.5 and I'll call you a liar, anything from 0.5-1 is pretty good, anything from 0.5-2 is decent, 2-6 is pretty bad and anything more than 6, then run.

Very well done!

 

[zikzog]

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[Gonthar]

Wow, that's genius level stuff!

 

[Entschuldigung]

your mom is a 10

 

[zikzog]

Wow, that's genius level stuff!

Thanks, I came up with it while in the psycho ward. Wrote it on the wall with my feces.

 

[zikzog]

your mom is a 10

No she isn't

 

[zikzog]

B

 

[john2]

Thanks to your explanation I understood all of it. A very useful and well thought out equation. Good job .

 

[Deleted member 10652]

Damn.

Didn't know we had hidden talent in this forum.

 

[Deleted member 275]

My current fwb has Svalue of 9.

my exgf Svalue of 6.8

its fucking over

 

[Deleted member 9819]

woah nigga go outside

 

[zikzog]

My current fwb has Svalue of 9.

my exgf Svalue of 6.8

its fucking over

My ex, 55.8 having no dad does wonders to the number.

 

[zikzog]

To be slightly more reasonable I have decided to change F to be 0.5<F<1

 

[zikzog]

Thanks to your explanation I understood all of it. A very useful and well thought out equation. Good job .

I try my best, might need modifications, but generally seems to work.

 

[Detroit]

thank you for your contribution to mathematics

 

[zikzog]

thank you for your contribution to mathematics

Fields medal when?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000000]

cool, tho these are kinda obvious, you should add more like, black nails, fake nails, dark lipstick and thickened eyebrows, globohomo speech where she loves talking about homos and defending them, aggressively tries to rate men or analyze their looks, generally behaving like a horny male

 

[zikzog]

cool, tho these are kinda obvious, you should add more like, black nails, fake nails, dark lipstick and thickened eyebrows, globohomo speech where she loves talking about homos and defending them, aggressively tries to rate men or analyze their looks, generally behaving like a horny male

Very true, there are many variables I can add but I tried to make it a clear and concise as possible. Really you should take everything into account but this is mainly just an easy kind of guideline thing.

 

[mogstar]

Wtf is this

 

[Deleted member 11292]

The stephen hawking of our generation. With enough exposure, I could see you being recognized for sum awards.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

einstein been real quiet since this dropped

 

[zikzog]

The stephen hawking of our generation. With enough exposure, I could see you being recognized for sum awards.

I hope I get a ride as cool as his.

 

[zikzog]

Wtf is this

My inane ramblings

 

[Acnno]

Mods pin

 

[zikzog]

woah nigga go outside

I did, all I see are numbers

 

[Albeacho]

Okay I've figured out the best slut equation. I will explain each variable.
View attachment 1105085
S - The slut value.
P - Number of sexual partners, multiplied by a coefficient of 10 because it's always 10 times what they say.
B - Number of boyfriends, again using a coefficient of 2 because for every boyfriend she had, there was another guy she cheated with.
M - Modifications, body ones. Tattoos, piercings and stuff, the value is squared as well.
D - Dyed hair, dyeing to natural colours = 1, dyeing to weirder colours = 2, dyeing to toxic waste or poisonous creature colours = 5.
H - Holidays, the amount of "Exploring myself" holidays she took.

We add the +1 at the end, I'd like to call this the woman constant because no one's free of sin.

A - Age of the woman. Self explanatory. More accurate when at least 16
F - Father factor. A rational value between 0 and 1 (0<F<1) more absent the father the lower but the better and more involved the father, the higher.

Any value of S less than 0.5 and I'll call you a liar, anything from 0.5-1 is pretty good, anything from 0.5-2 is decent, 2-6 is pretty bad and anything more than 6, then run

I am impressed, well done

 

[zikzog]

I am impressed, well done

Thanks brother.

 

[Deleted member 3789]

 

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Based

 

[SadLivwr]

what no pussy does to a nigga, imagine being so cucked as to derive an equation for how many mfs your girlfriends been railed by

 

[zikzog]

what no pussy does to a nigga, imagine being so cucked as to derive an equation for how many mfs your girlfriends been railed by

Imagine not making an equation for everything, peak efficiency.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Oh man I can't sleep right now, let alone knowing this information now.