the spider i smashed two days ago came back to life

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right before sleeping, i saw a huge spider on my bed (about 5cm x 5cm) and it was extremely fast.
so i used my pillow to knock it out a bit so it slowed down.
then i quickly pulled out a third of my toilet tissues from the bathroom and smashed it until i could see it couldn't move at all.
i had to eat dinner so i quickly left the spider as is and for the next 2 days i completely forgot about it.
there was a huge mark that the spider made when i killed it so it's body was visible from quite a distance.
i came outside from the bathroom after my midnight poop and i found that it disappeared from the spot and nobody had entered my room for the past week so nobody cleaned it either.
i'm literally scared right now because i dont want it to crawl up my asshole or my ear when im sleeping.
 
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What if an even bigger spider ate him? Scary
 
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it's gonna crawl inside your nose or ears when you're sleeping
 
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right before sleeping, i saw a huge spider on my bed (about 5cm x 5cm) and it was extremely fast.
so i used my pillow to knock it out a bit so it slowed down.
then i quickly pulled out a third of my toilet tissues from the bathroom and smashed it until i could see it couldn't move at all.
i had to eat dinner so i quickly left the spider as is and for the next 2 days i completely forgot about it.
there was a huge mark that the spider made when i killed it so it's body was visible from quite a distance.
i came outside from the bathroom after my midnight poop and i found that it disappeared from the spot and nobody had entered my room for the past week so nobody cleaned it either.
i'm literally scared right now because i dont want it to crawl up my asshole or my ear when im sleeping.
*midnight coom
 
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He gonna put eggs in ur asshole check it up on google it happened
 
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shit that’s a high iq thought

if that’s the case im done
Imagine waking up and there's a 20cm spider just sitting on your face
nightmare fuel ngl
 
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Imagine waking up and there's a 20cm spider just sitting on your face
nightmare fuel ngl
Molested by an ant. Would rope ngl
 
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Spiders occasionally eat each other. So start looking for the other guy
 
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The ants got him
 
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