the stages of agepill

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You don't notice it creeping up on you. Being 25 isn't that bad. You still get looks from prime girls. You might even look better and more masculine. You think "wow, I must be hitting my prime!" Maybe you notice some diffuse thinning, but your hair looks the same. Maybe you notice rougher skin, but think it looks manly -- "no more baby face." You feel good.

Late 20's roll around. You've got a little norwooding, but you say you've always had an nw 1.5. The prime girls aren't completely grossed out, so you can still tell yourself you could slay if you wanted to. But you're having to interpret more and more incidental shit as an ioi to keep believing this. You get eye bags. No one tells you directly, though, so maybe it's just bad lighting. You're worried about the big 3-0: "gotta get my fun in before that!"

30 happens, but nothing catastrophic takes place. A little more thinning. A little less collagen. But you still look like you -- just a kinda tired version of you. Every time a prime girl looks in your direction, you think she wants to fuck: "30 isn't bad! What's the big deal!"

Mid 30s strike. The norwooding is unmistakable. You're on the big 3. You think you have it under control, but now you have style your hair every morning to fraud coverage. Skin has noticable lines. You avoid certain mirrors and certain lighting. Delusions have to be maintained. Prime girls are now a different species to you. You cope: "huh, younger girls aren't mature enough. What would even talk about? Ha ha" You fap every night thinking about jb.

Late 30's arrive. You're norwood 3-4 Every hair style looks like shit on you. Your hormones go into a death spiral. T in the basement. E through the roof. Your body is telling you that you should have already reproduced and that it's time to be a provider cuck. No amount of gymcelling will prevent the skinnyfat. You won't even glance at a prime girl out of fear of being creepy. But your age range on tinder is set to 18-25.

Then 40. It's over.
 
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Please tell us about your experience being 40 years old
 
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My age range in Tinder is set 18-22
 
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Norwooding at late 20s = white people shit
 
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Men peak at 35.
Lol if you think early twenties is the peak of male looks.
 
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Men peak at 35.
Lol if you think early twenties is the peak of male looks.
middle age man spotted

when once face start sagging and has a rough texture, thats prime? not to mention your metabolism and testosterone levels are so low that even if you live an active life you will always be skinny fat.
 
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middle age man spotted

when once face start sagging and has a rough texture, thats prime? not to mention your metabolism and testosterone levels are so low that even if you live an active life you will always be skinny fat.
Facial fat melts from certain areas during mid twnties and your face looks leaner.
Strength in men peaks in mid thirties. That's peak in strength sports and hevyweight combat sports.
 
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My aging genetics are 1 in a billion thank you allah
 
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middle age man spotted

when once face start sagging and has a rough texture, thats prime? not to mention your metabolism and testosterone levels are so low that even if you live an active life you will always be skinny fat.
Many people who take care of themselves and don’t rely on fat pads for looks ( aka bone havers) sometimes hit peat at 30.You know metabolism and testosterone tanks because of unhealthy habits right? Ronaldo has higher T levels at 37 than most 19 year olds
 
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Facial fat melts from certain areas during mid twnties and your face looks leaner.
Strength in men peaks in mid thirties. That's peak in strength sports and hevyweight combat sports.
Wait I thought you were joking at first. You really think mid 30s is prime?
 
You don't notice it creeping up on you. Being 25 isn't that bad. You still get looks from prime girls. You might even look better and more masculine. You think "wow, I must be hitting my prime!" Maybe you notice some diffuse thinning, but your hair looks the same. Maybe you notice rougher skin, but think it looks manly -- "no more baby face." You feel good.

Late 20's roll around. You've got a little norwooding, but you say you've always had an nw 1.5. The prime girls aren't completely grossed out, so you can still tell yourself you could slay if you wanted to. But you're having to interpret more and more incidental shit as an ioi to keep believing this. You get eye bags. No one tells you directly, though, so maybe it's just bad lighting. You're worried about the big 3-0: "gotta get my fun in before that!"

30 happens, but nothing catastrophic takes place. A little more thinning. A little less collagen. But you still look like you -- just a kinda tired version of you. Every time a prime girl looks in your direction, you think she wants to fuck: "30 isn't bad! What's the big deal!"

Mid 30s strike. The norwooding is unmistakable. You're on the big 3. You think you have it under control, but now you have style your hair every morning to fraud coverage. Skin has noticable lines. You avoid certain mirrors and certain lighting. Delusions have to be maintained. Prime girls are now a different species to you. You cope: "huh, younger girls aren't mature enough. What would even talk about? Ha ha" You fap every night thinking about jb.

Late 30's arrive. You're norwood 3-4 Every hair style looks like shit on you. Your hormones go into a death spiral. T in the basement. E through the roof. Your body is telling you that you should have already reproduced and that it's time to be a provider cuck. No amount of gymcelling will prevent the skinnyfat. You won't even glance at a prime girl out of fear of being creepy. But your age range on tinder is set to 18-25.

Then 40. It's over.
I m not going to age until my late 40s age , coz my dad is 60 and he still looks like he is in his late 40s ..
 
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Many people who take care of themselves and don’t rely on fat pads for looks ( aka bone havers) sometimes hit peat at 35. You know metabolism and testosterone tanks because of unhealthy habits right? Ronaldo has higher T levels at 37 than most 19 year olds
Ronaldos t levels are probably really low. Hes messis cuck.

Hes extremely ponse and took a picture with ishowspeed without being repulsed and took his son to watch Jake paul fight Tommy fury.
 
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You only got 1 stage and Is being Born and Bred as a subhuman, everything else doesn't inflict pain After that
 
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Many people who take care of themselves and don’t rely on fat pads for looks ( aka bone havers) sometimes hit peat at 35. You know metabolism and testosterone tanks because of unhealthy habits right? Ronaldo has higher T levels at 37 than most 19 year olds
what your point ? Are you comparing a billionaire who trains every day since childhood and injects all kinds of prohibited substances with an average man?
Obviously he has better physique and strength than people his age, but he still can't match someone who is 19. Not to mention that he looks his age like everyone.
 
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what your point ? Are you comparing a billionaire who trains every day since childhood and injects all kinds of prohibited substances with an average man?
Obviously he has better physique and strength than people his age, but he still can't match someone who is 19. Not to mention that he looks his age like everyone.
You can take anti aging substances ray peat and NEET to reduce cortisol. You will look 23 at 35
 
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but he still can't match someone who is 19. Not to mention that he looks his age like everyone.
He mogs his 19 yo t levels. He looks his age because soccer demands endurance excercise which rapidly ages you.

 
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He mogs his 19 yo t levels. He looks his age because soccer demands endurance excercise which rapidly ages you
why are you arguing with this old chap
amnesia already defeated the agepill
me too
 
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He mogs his 19 yo t levels. He looks his age because soccer demands endurance excercise which rapidly ages you
Just become the 2nd best football player of all time theory
 
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@Splinter901 fav thread
 
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why are you arguing with this old chap
amnesia already defeated the agepill
me too
W1
 
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Need every single medical intervention and cosmetic intervention to extend your prime beyond 20s. It's a must
 
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Pele aged like shit tho
proof?

how can u even say that u have no idea what he looked like at specific different ages just young and old
 
proof?

how can u even say that u have no idea what he looked like at specific different ages just young and old
Cause he’s black
 
You don't notice it creeping up on you. Being 25 isn't that bad. You still get looks from prime girls. You might even look better and more masculine. You think "wow, I must be hitting my prime!" Maybe you notice some diffuse thinning, but your hair looks the same. Maybe you notice rougher skin, but think it looks manly -- "no more baby face." You feel good.

Late 20's roll around. You've got a little norwooding, but you say you've always had an nw 1.5. The prime girls aren't completely grossed out, so you can still tell yourself you could slay if you wanted to. But you're having to interpret more and more incidental shit as an ioi to keep believing this. You get eye bags. No one tells you directly, though, so maybe it's just bad lighting. You're worried about the big 3-0: "gotta get my fun in before that!"

30 happens, but nothing catastrophic takes place. A little more thinning. A little less collagen. But you still look like you -- just a kinda tired version of you. Every time a prime girl looks in your direction, you think she wants to fuck: "30 isn't bad! What's the big deal!"

Mid 30s strike. The norwooding is unmistakable. You're on the big 3. You think you have it under control, but now you have style your hair every morning to fraud coverage. Skin has noticable lines. You avoid certain mirrors and certain lighting. Delusions have to be maintained. Prime girls are now a different species to you. You cope: "huh, younger girls aren't mature enough. What would even talk about? Ha ha" You fap every night thinking about jb.

Late 30's arrive. You're norwood 3-4 Every hair style looks like shit on you. Your hormones go into a death spiral. T in the basement. E through the roof. Your body is telling you that you should have already reproduced and that it's time to be a provider cuck. No amount of gymcelling will prevent the skinnyfat. You won't even glance at a prime girl out of fear of being creepy. But your age range on tinder is set to 18-25.

Then 40. It's over.
 
You don't notice it creeping up on you. Being 25 isn't that bad. You still get looks from prime girls. You might even look better and more masculine. You think "wow, I must be hitting my prime!" Maybe you notice some diffuse thinning, but your hair looks the same. Maybe you notice rougher skin, but think it looks manly -- "no more baby face." You feel good.

Late 20's roll around. You've got a little norwooding, but you say you've always had an nw 1.5. The prime girls aren't completely grossed out, so you can still tell yourself you could slay if you wanted to. But you're having to interpret more and more incidental shit as an ioi to keep believing this. You get eye bags. No one tells you directly, though, so maybe it's just bad lighting. You're worried about the big 3-0: "gotta get my fun in before that!"

30 happens, but nothing catastrophic takes place. A little more thinning. A little less collagen. But you still look like you -- just a kinda tired version of you. Every time a prime girl looks in your direction, you think she wants to fuck: "30 isn't bad! What's the big deal!"

Mid 30s strike. The norwooding is unmistakable. You're on the big 3. You think you have it under control, but now you have style your hair every morning to fraud coverage. Skin has noticable lines. You avoid certain mirrors and certain lighting. Delusions have to be maintained. Prime girls are now a different species to you. You cope: "huh, younger girls aren't mature enough. What would even talk about? Ha ha" You fap every night thinking about jb.

Late 30's arrive. You're norwood 3-4 Every hair style looks like shit on you. Your hormones go into a death spiral. T in the basement. E through the roof. Your body is telling you that you should have already reproduced and that it's time to be a provider cuck. No amount of gymcelling will prevent the skinnyfat. You won't even glance at a prime girl out of fear of being creepy. But your age range on tinder is set to 18-25.

Then 40. It's over.
Im taking tretinoin and will take finasteride the moment i notice thinning.

I will be in prime well into my 40s.
 
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you should have a whole ass family by 40 tbf
 
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Yeah no, doesn't really matter much if have been incel since adolescence
 
What you described is only the beggining, it gets infinitely worse after that.

Also it starts at 0, there are kids under 10 that already have signe of aging, me and many others started receding at 14-15, "mature hairline" is just that: balding cope.
 
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So, fucking, true.
 
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You don't notice it creeping up on you. Being 25 isn't that bad. You still get looks from prime girls. You might even look better and more masculine. You think "wow, I must be hitting my prime!" Maybe you notice some diffuse thinning, but your hair looks the same. Maybe you notice rougher skin, but think it looks manly -- "no more baby face." You feel good.

Late 20's roll around. You've got a little norwooding, but you say you've always had an nw 1.5. The prime girls aren't completely grossed out, so you can still tell yourself you could slay if you wanted to. But you're having to interpret more and more incidental shit as an ioi to keep believing this. You get eye bags. No one tells you directly, though, so maybe it's just bad lighting. You're worried about the big 3-0: "gotta get my fun in before that!"

30 happens, but nothing catastrophic takes place. A little more thinning. A little less collagen. But you still look like you -- just a kinda tired version of you. Every time a prime girl looks in your direction, you think she wants to fuck: "30 isn't bad! What's the big deal!"

Mid 30s strike. The norwooding is unmistakable. You're on the big 3. You think you have it under control, but now you have style your hair every morning to fraud coverage. Skin has noticable lines. You avoid certain mirrors and certain lighting. Delusions have to be maintained. Prime girls are now a different species to you. You cope: "huh, younger girls aren't mature enough. What would even talk about? Ha ha" You fap every night thinking about jb.

Late 30's arrive. You're norwood 3-4 Every hair style looks like shit on you. Your hormones go into a death spiral. T in the basement. E through the roof. Your body is telling you that you should have already reproduced and that it's time to be a provider cuck. No amount of gymcelling will prevent the skinnyfat. You won't even glance at a prime girl out of fear of being creepy. But your age range on tinder is set to 18-25.

Then 40. It's over.
If you're 40 and you're not married with kids

It never began
 
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If you're 40 and you're not married with kids

It never began

Literally worthless, no point in ever doing any of that, you must antiage maxx and slay for as long as possible, another underage retard blocked.
 
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Literally worthless, no point in ever doing any of that, you must antiage maxx and slay for as long as possible, another underage retard blocked.
U need to block estrogen

"you must antiagemaxx and slay!!! :soy:"

You'll Kurt Cobain yourself with a 12 gauge after ur 60 and have no accomplishments or anyone there for you while waking up with pulsating pain in your back and joints

Natural selection

See ur old ass 6ft under, grandpa
 
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