The story of .org's unsung hero and why you should vote him

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Nothing really to say, just enjoy the thread I put a lot of effort into this one and I would appreciate a rep in the process
#votekaligula
#pro-kaligula
#Kaligula567FUOTY2024












Kaligula's beginnings
Like most users, his first post was about looksmaxxing, in the LM section June 22, @kaligula567, unknown at the time, made his first thread








the rest of his threads from this time period is pretty typical of a kid wanting to looksmax, he mostly posted in the looksmaxxing sections and asked questions about looksmaxxing




Where this story starts picking up pace is a month after his first post, when he would reply to his first ever offtopic post on his account

after that post, he immediately started to rot on offtopic, not long after that first reply, he made his first thread

















The month of Kaligula
The month of august was almost a glimpse of what would come, august is the month where he really got traction
august started with a typical .org reply




even though kaligula would still visit the looksmaxxing section, it was obvious that offtopic was his home

Kaligula had a pet peeve for mentioning jews the previous month, he upped it this month, even having a signature referencing it

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The first documented post of him mentioning birds is also apart of his run in august

this is also the first post I could find mentioning @enchanted_elixir

the same day he would also start using this word more and more, always adding a tag list after his replies, that move would obviously come with backlash, some users didn't mind it, others did (@enchanted_elixir)
























The rise of the BIRDS
I would say August 19th is the day of where it all started, August 19th kaligula made about 20 post about the birds

Mid-Late August would mark the birth of the birdcels

with the rise of the birds, the "beef" between kali and @enchanted_elixir would also grow, with this infamous pic being used in most of kali's replies

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After a couple of altercations between the two, this beef spawned one of the most legendary threads of this year


the influence of this thread is questioned by some, but you cant deny that this thread popularised a form of repfarming which is not uncommon right now




















kali's unfair permaban and future
on sept 18 kaligula's alt, @readbookseverynight made his first thread, obviously, users immediately caught on that he was an alt

days after his alt's first thread, the original kaligula account got banned, along with the alt

users in the community were distraught, bird leader at the time @Kaari got unbanned after users asking for him to be unbanned, meanwhile kaligula was still locked up

all this drama spawned another legendary thread

at the time users argued for his unban, the main one being that there's plenty of users with alts who get unbanned in the ban appeal section yet kaligula was permabanned,

My personal thoughts on this is that enough time has passed, the fact that kaligula is being voted for in the FUOTY just proves the impact he upholds, if kaligula reaches semi finals, or even finals, HE SHOULD BE UNBANNED!!












Final thoughts; this is deeper then a user vote
so u read this poor fella's story, through mod abuse and him being mistreated, this is not just a vote for a user, this is a vote against mod abuse, its really unfortunate how his story turned out, it could've just been temp ban for a week, but instead it got dragged out into a whole saga

mod abuse is already a issue on this site, yet this is the prime example of when it goes too far, with mods having biases towards users and holding grudges even though they are in authority, it can be really triggering to ask 1000 to be unbanned meanwhile u see a person that got banned for the same reason of you being unbanned in the same week, imagine your kaligula, the anger that must've been there

a vote for kali=vote against mod abuse and user mistreatment

@cobicado901 made an amazing thread about why u should vote for kaligula too




Kaligula is a symbol of revolution. The birds will not be stopped.

@cobicado901 @ReadBooksEveryday @chudlite @Greypiller @itzyaboyJJ

 
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too many words
 
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Dnr
 
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@Gengar deserves to win
 
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Dnrd i just wanna see admin seethe
even if gengar is an admin.. he's still one of the brocels...
just because he has power doesn't change who he is.. a coolcel :Comfy::feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:
 
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If Kaligula has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has only one fan then that is me.
If Kaligula has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Kaligula, then I am against the world.

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If Kaligula has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has only one fan then that is me.
If Kaligula has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Kaligula, then I am against the world.

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i have too much free time man
 
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All dis for one rep... here have some pity
 
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even if gengar is an admin.. he's still one of the brocels...
just because he has power doesn't change who he is.. a coolcel :Comfy::feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:
yah gengar is cool, the rest of mod staff except maybe sigma could fuck off
 
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Only read first paragraph, already this is the gayest thread I’ve ever seen, stop worshipping some newfag and request a ban you soft cuck
 
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What about ntp ? An clav ? And Alex?
ntp= worthless wagie who sucks off lemarcus smalls dick

clav= mod status turned him into a narcy fag, only greys like him atp

alex=chill guy, he's a good middleman imo, he's to one who made kaligula available for voting
 
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Only read first paragraph, already this is the gayest thread I’ve ever seen, stop worshipping some newfag and request a ban you soft cuck
the most NT reply ive seen yet, go back to watching tiktoks normfag
 
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ntp= worthless wagie who sucks off lemarcus smalls dick

clav= mod status turned him into a narcy fag, only greys like him atp

alex=chill guy, he's a good middleman imo, he's to one who made kaligula available for voting
Ye first two were satire
 
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the most NT reply ive seen yet, go back to watching tiktoks normfag
Says the newgen who found looksmax and psl because of TikTok memes
Kill yourselves
 
If Kaligula has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has only one fan then that is me.
If Kaligula has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Kaligula, then I am against the world.

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bump

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@gram stfu
 
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Kaligula
Much like the Roman emperor

I pledge allegiance to your empire

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bumpathon
 
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Amazing thread alurmo, read every word.

Kalis story starts out very nice, and as of now it’s not very well..

BUT HIS STORY IS NOT OVER!

It’s just beginning as of now, he has a bright future our bird leader.

VOTE KALI FUOTY!

@ReadBooksEveryday @MrShimano @cobicado901 @wsada @JohnBaza
 
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@Kaari ik ur drunk asf, once ur sober u will go back to kali and stop glazing Jonas the Jew.
 
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@cobicado901 help nga wtf u doing
 
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Good boy
 
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If Kaligula has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has only one fan then that is me.
If Kaligula has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Kaligula, then I am against the world.
 
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If Kaligula has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has only one fan then that is me.
If Kaligula has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Kaligula, then I am against the world.
If Kaligula has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has only one fan then that is me.
If Kaligula has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Kaligula, then I am against the world.
If Kaligula has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Kaligula has only one fan then that is me.
If Kaligula has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Kaligula, then I am against the world.
 
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@Kaari r u gooning rn? Lemme see
 
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@cobicado901 l@JohnBaza @wsada @Kaari got any hairy milfs I can goon to rn? Lowkey can’t get my pp down even if I tried. Pringles fleshlight broke so using my trusty left hand.
 
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@cobicado901 @not_cel @JohnBaza @wsada @Kaari got any hairy milfs I can goon to rn? Lowkey can’t get my pp down even if I tried. Pringles flashlight broke so using my trusty left hand.
when a thread is dead but a nigga can’t move on
 
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@cobicado901 l@JohnBaza @wsada @Kaari got any hairy milfs I can goon to rn? Lowkey can’t get my pp down even if I tried. Pringles flashlight broke so using my trusty left hand.
@not__cel @taxidrivermaxxer @ReadBooksEveryday @LTNUser @castizo_ascender
 
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@cobicado901 l@JohnBaza @wsada @Kaari got any hairy milfs I can goon to rn? Lowkey can’t get my pp down even if I tried. Pringles fleshlight broke so using my trusty left hand.
alex addams
 
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