the Thalmor were always right

[BlackFag]

The Thalmor and by connection the Altmer of the Elder scrolls
are entirely correct in their thinking and i will present 6 points to prove it

1: They live longer, the average human lives 80 at best, while an 80 year old atlmer barely has any hair on his balls yet, imagine the amount of knowledge that can be collected and learned
2: they are actually better fighters, the big T & S had to bring out a brass god to kill them during his war with alinor, thats like your fighting an ant hill and they beat you so badly that you use a grenade to take it out

3: humanity is violent, we can see with the love of pelinal that the races of man are inherently thirsting to kill the righteous atlmer

4:The altmer on average are smarter, the race of men call the altmer scheming and dishonest when they simply are not on the same mental level

5: they owe us, the languages that most of tamriel is based of the language of the altmer (showing their intelligence) same goes for the knowledge of magic

6: they have a more advanced and more enriched culture the average altmer has a more technologically advanced and healthier and all around better culture , while the imperials and nords were throwing shit against each other over useless mudhuts, the altmer were perfecting art and language

with this i hope us poor peasant who were never given the glory of having a proper altemeri education
may understand our place (under the boots of the holy Thalmor)

 

[BlackFag]

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[Centurion_Hunter]

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The Thalmor and by connection the Altmer of the Elder scrolls
are entirely correct in their thinking and i will present 6 points to prove it

1: They live longer, the average human lives 80 at best, while an 80 year old atlmer barely has any hair on his balls yet, imagine the amount of knowledge that can be collected and learned
2: they are actually better fighters, the big T & S had to bring out a brass god to kill them during his war with alinor, thats like your fighting an ant hill and they beat you so badly that you use a grenade to take it out

3: humanity is violent, we can see with the love of pelinal that the races of man are inherently thirsting to kill the righteous atlmer

4:The altmer on average are smarter, the race of men call the altmer scheming and dishonest when they simply are not on the same mental levelView attachment 4544076
5: they owe us, the languages that most of tamriel is based of the language of the altmer (showing their intelligence) same goes for the knowledge of magic

6: they have a more advanced and more enriched culture the average altmer has a more technologically advanced and healthier and all around better culture , while the imperials and nords were throwing shit against each other over useless mudhuts, the altmer were perfecting art and language

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with this i hope us poor peasant who were never given the glory of having a proper altemeri education
may understand our place (under the boots of the holy Thalmor)

Reminds me of the ulfric and the altmer foid fanfic I read
BHC moggs SEC

 

[Sandriguez]

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this is about dnd right? or what was it, oblivion?

 

[autistic.goblin]

this is about dnd right? or what was it, oblivion?

Skyrim

 

[Sandriguez]

Skyrim

and that’s like the elder scrolls right?

 

[autistic.goblin]

and that’s like the elder scrolls right?

Yeah

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

View attachment 4544047

The Thalmor and by connection the Altmer of the Elder scrolls
are entirely correct in their thinking and i will present 6 points to prove it

1: They live longer, the average human lives 80 at best, while an 80 year old atlmer barely has any hair on his balls yet, imagine the amount of knowledge that can be collected and learned
2: they are actually better fighters, the big T & S had to bring out a brass god to kill them during his war with alinor, thats like your fighting an ant hill and they beat you so badly that you use a grenade to take it out

3: humanity is violent, we can see with the love of pelinal that the races of man are inherently thirsting to kill the righteous atlmer

4:The altmer on average are smarter, the race of men call the altmer scheming and dishonest when they simply are not on the same mental levelView attachment 4544076
5: they owe us, the languages that most of tamriel is based of the language of the altmer (showing their intelligence) same goes for the knowledge of magic

6: they have a more advanced and more enriched culture the average altmer has a more technologically advanced and healthier and all around better culture , while the imperials and nords were throwing shit against each other over useless mudhuts, the altmer were perfecting art and language

View attachment 4544085

with this i hope us poor peasant who were never given the glory of having a proper altemeri education
may understand our place (under the boots of the holy Thalmor)

I've been seeing a lot of Elder Scrolls related threads here lately I wonder what's up with that