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https://www.misterpoll.com/polls/471683/results

Why did you cheat on your husband/boyfriend? (check all that apply)

4% (17) Bored with relationship
9% (37) It just "happened" and was an accident
21% (80) I was looking for some new excitement and found it
5% (22) I like to feel wanted
44% (165) Husband's or BF's cock was too small
6% (26) Husband or BF is great, but the sex is lousy
6% (26) I've never cheated

373 voters have answered this question.


If your partner's cock is too small, how small is it when erect?
21% (69) Teeny-tiny (I can barely feel it)
32% (105) Small (I know when he's done)
40% (132) Medium (It feels okay but could be better)
6% (21) I've never cheated

327 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever measured your partner's cock?
76% (283) Yes
23% (86) No

369 voters have answered this question.

What is the erect length in inches?
5% (18) 3 or below
5% (20) 3.5
8% (28) 4
12% (44) 4.5
17% (61) 5
15% (53) 5.5
10% (37) 6
8% (30) 6.5
4% (17) 7
4% (17) 7.5
2% (8) 8
1% (4) 8.5
0% (0) 9
1% (4) 9 or more

341 voters have answered this question.


What is the erect girth in inches? (The measurement around the shaft, not across)
15% (51) 3
16% (53) 3.5
17% (58) 4
18% (62) 4.5
15% (50) 5
8% (27) 5.5
6% (20) 6
0% (2) 6.5
1% (4) 7
0% (0) 7.5
0% (2) 8 or more

329 voters have answered this question.


Did the person you cheated with have a larger or smaller cock that your partner's?
5% (18) Longer
2% (9) Thicker
84% (295) Both Longer and Thicker
2% (8) Shorter
0% (3) Thinner
4% (15) Both Shorter and Thinner

348 voters have answered this question.


Was the sex better when you cheated?
89% (323) Yes
5% (19) No
4% (17) I've never cheated

359 voters have answered this question.


If so, was it better because his cock was bigger than your husband's/BF's?
78% (282) Yes
15% (57) No
5% (18) I've never cheated

357 voters have answered this question.


Which acts do you not do with your husband/BF but did with your lover?
19% (65) Oral on him
6% (23) Oral on me
35% (122) Anal
7% (25) S & M
1% (6) Missionary
7% (25) Cowgirl
5% (18) Reverse Cowgirl
6% (21) Doggy
5% (18) 69
5% (17) I've never cheated

340 voters have answered this question.


In your estimation, what is the length in inches of your lover's cock? (If you've measured, even better)
0% (3) 3 or below
0% (0) 3.5
0% (3) 4
0% (2) 4.5
0% (2) 5
1% (6) 5.5
3% (13) 6
5% (18) 6.5
10% (36) 7
7% (27) 7.5
21% (74) 8
15% (54) 8.5
14% (50) 9
5% (17) 9.5
10% (35) 10 or more

340 voters have answered this question.


In your estimation, what is the girth in inches of your lover's cock? (If you've measured, great)
0% (3) 3
2% (9) 3.5
6% (23) 4
7% (24) 4.5
7% (25) 5
17% (58) 5.5 (Like a US toilet paper tube)
16% (55) 6
17% (58) 6.5
11% (40) 7
4% (16) 7.5
7% (27) 8 (like a 12 oz. soda can)

338 voters have answered this question.


With which lover did you have sex with the most?
11% (40) They were all just one time
78% (271) The one with the biggest cock
4% (16) The one with the smallest cock
4% (17) I've never cheated

344 voters have answered this question.


If you've cheated more than once, what made you do it more than once? (check all that apply)
18% (64) The sex is better
61% (214) A bigger cock feels amazing - I want more
2% (7) I'm getting back at him for cheating
12% (45) I like to feel wanted
4% (17) I've never cheated

347 voters have answered this question.


If you're still together, why do you stay with your husband/BF?
41% (146) I love him, but his cock's too small to get the job done right
12% (42) I'm just with him for the money
13% (47) He likes me to screw other guys
6% (21) He's a wimp and I make him stay
16% (56) He hasn't found out yet that I cheat
5% (20) Other (please explain)
4% (16) I've never cheated

348 voters have answered this question.


The person writing this has been cheated on many times by his wife. She says it's because my dick is too small and I just can't f_ck. Honestly, is 4.5" long by 4.5" around (erect) too small to get the job done right?

79% (265) Yes
20% (68) No
333 voters have answered this question.


If so, what needs to be bigger. Length or girth?
15% (49) Length
6% (21) Girth
77% (247) Both

317 voters have answered this question.


If it is too small, what size does it need to be for your best satisfaction?
2% (7) 5" long by 5" girth
11% (37) 6" long by 5" girth
32% (105) 7" long by 6" girth
30% (98) 8" long by 6" girth
19% (62) 9" long by 7" girth
3% (10) Bigger? (please explain)

319 voters have answered this question.


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8 inches girth doesn’t even exist jfl
 
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Just have a porn star dong
 
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dnr because water
 
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Every day, my hate for women grows larger and stronger


Final blackpill is there's no true love nor loyalty
 
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14% (50) 9
5% (17) 9.5
10% (35) 10 or more

Shows how legit this study is. Girl inches
 
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https://www.misterpoll.com/polls/471683/results

Why did you cheat on your husband/boyfriend? (check all that apply)

4% (17) Bored with relationship
9% (37) It just "happened" and was an accident
21% (80) I was looking for some new excitement and found it
5% (22) I like to feel wanted
44% (165) Husband's or BF's cock was too small
6% (26) Husband or BF is great, but the sex is lousy
6% (26) I've never cheated

373 voters have answered this question.


If your partner's cock is too small, how small is it when erect?
21% (69) Teeny-tiny (I can barely feel it)
32% (105) Small (I know when he's done)
40% (132) Medium (It feels okay but could be better)
6% (21) I've never cheated

327 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever measured your partner's cock?
76% (283) Yes
23% (86) No

369 voters have answered this question.

What is the erect length in inches?
5% (18) 3 or below
5% (20) 3.5
8% (28) 4
12% (44) 4.5
17% (61) 5
15% (53) 5.5
10% (37) 6
8% (30) 6.5
4% (17) 7
4% (17) 7.5
2% (8) 8
1% (4) 8.5
0% (0) 9
1% (4) 9 or more

341 voters have answered this question.


What is the erect girth in inches? (The measurement around the shaft, not across)
15% (51) 3
16% (53) 3.5
17% (58) 4
18% (62) 4.5
15% (50) 5
8% (27) 5.5
6% (20) 6
0% (2) 6.5
1% (4) 7
0% (0) 7.5
0% (2) 8 or more

329 voters have answered this question.


Did the person you cheated with have a larger or smaller cock that your partner's?
5% (18) Longer
2% (9) Thicker
84% (295) Both Longer and Thicker
2% (8) Shorter
0% (3) Thinner
4% (15) Both Shorter and Thinner

348 voters have answered this question.


Was the sex better when you cheated?
89% (323) Yes
5% (19) No
4% (17) I've never cheated

359 voters have answered this question.


If so, was it better because his cock was bigger than your husband's/BF's?
78% (282) Yes
15% (57) No
5% (18) I've never cheated

357 voters have answered this question.


Which acts do you not do with your husband/BF but did with your lover?
19% (65) Oral on him
6% (23) Oral on me
35% (122) Anal
7% (25) S & M
1% (6) Missionary
7% (25) Cowgirl
5% (18) Reverse Cowgirl
6% (21) Doggy
5% (18) 69
5% (17) I've never cheated

340 voters have answered this question.


In your estimation, what is the length in inches of your lover's cock? (If you've measured, even better)
0% (3) 3 or below
0% (0) 3.5
0% (3) 4
0% (2) 4.5
0% (2) 5
1% (6) 5.5
3% (13) 6
5% (18) 6.5
10% (36) 7
7% (27) 7.5
21% (74) 8
15% (54) 8.5
14% (50) 9
5% (17) 9.5
10% (35) 10 or more

340 voters have answered this question.


In your estimation, what is the girth in inches of your lover's cock? (If you've measured, great)
0% (3) 3
2% (9) 3.5
6% (23) 4
7% (24) 4.5
7% (25) 5
17% (58) 5.5 (Like a US toilet paper tube)
16% (55) 6
17% (58) 6.5
11% (40) 7
4% (16) 7.5
7% (27) 8 (like a 12 oz. soda can)

338 voters have answered this question.


With which lover did you have sex with the most?
11% (40) They were all just one time
78% (271) The one with the biggest cock
4% (16) The one with the smallest cock
4% (17) I've never cheated

344 voters have answered this question.


If you've cheated more than once, what made you do it more than once? (check all that apply)
18% (64) The sex is better
61% (214) A bigger cock feels amazing - I want more
2% (7) I'm getting back at him for cheating
12% (45) I like to feel wanted
4% (17) I've never cheated

347 voters have answered this question.


If you're still together, why do you stay with your husband/BF?
41% (146) I love him, but his cock's too small to get the job done right
12% (42) I'm just with him for the money
13% (47) He likes me to screw other guys
6% (21) He's a wimp and I make him stay
16% (56) He hasn't found out yet that I cheat
5% (20) Other (please explain)
4% (16) I've never cheated

348 voters have answered this question.


The person writing this has been cheated on many times by his wife. She says it's because my dick is too small and I just can't f_ck. Honestly, is 4.5" long by 4.5" around (erect) too small to get the job done right?

79% (265) Yes
20% (68) No
333 voters have answered this question.


If so, what needs to be bigger. Length or girth?
15% (49) Length
6% (21) Girth
77% (247) Both

317 voters have answered this question.


If it is too small, what size does it need to be for your best satisfaction?
2% (7) 5" long by 5" girth
11% (37) 6" long by 5" girth
32% (105) 7" long by 6" girth
30% (98) 8" long by 6" girth
19% (62) 9" long by 7" girth
3% (10) Bigger? (please explain)

319 voters have answered this question.


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Tales from cuck page :lul:
 
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need more adjectives
 
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Every day, my hate for women grows larger and stronger


Final blackpill is there's no true love nor loyalty
No true love exists for sub 8x6
 
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dnr, post about male cocks
 
Lifefuel for me tbh.
 
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You should do dickmaxxing with streching and low dose Cialis to 9 or 10 inch just to be safe in 2024
I'm at 7.5 rn. Was thinking getting a bathmate to get to 8. Need to focus on girth tho
 
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I'm at 7.5 rn. Was thinking getting a bathmate to get to 8. Need to focus on girth tho
Don't worry too much about girth, your main focus should be anterior and posterior fornix theory.
The longer your dick is the easier you could hit it.
 
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Why did you cheat on your husband/boyfriend? (check all that apply)
4% (17) Bored with relationship
9% (37) It just "happened" and was an accident
21% (80) I was looking for some new excitement and found it
44% (165) Husband's or BF's cock was too small

Did the person you cheated with have a larger or smaller cock that your partner's?
5% (18) Longer
2% (9) Thicker
84% (295) Both Longer and Thicker

Was the sex better when you cheated?
89% (323) Yes
5% (19) No
4% (17) I've never cheated

If so, was it better because his cock was bigger than your husband's/BF's?
78% (282) Yes

Which acts do you not do with your husband/BF but did with your lover?
35% (122) Anal

In your estimation, what is the length in inches of your lover's cock? (If you've measured, even better)
21% (74) 8
15% (54) 8.5
14% (50) 9
5% (17) 9.5
10% (35) 10 or more

With which lover did you have sex with the most?
78% (271) The one with the biggest cock

If you've cheated more than once, what made you do it more than once? (check all that apply)
18% (64) The sex is better
61% (214) A bigger cock feels amazing - I want more

To better read these numbers:
Why cheat: Bored = "It just happened" = new excitement = bigger dick = 78%
Atleast half of women lie about their anal past = >70%
Length of lover's dick = 65% voted over 8 inch

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You are 100% guranteed to be humilated by a woman if you fall in love with them. Maybe MSTOWs are right.
 
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You are 100% guranteed to be humilated by a woman if you fall in love with them. Maybe MSTOWs are right.
If MSTOWs were aware of these brutal blackpills we would have had a new ER every week.
 
Just take a shower bro has become just get a new 10x7 dick bro so no female will ever cheat on you (because of dick size)
 
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jfl this poll was obviously answered by male incels on porn forums. How would a foid know if the guy who she’s cheating with has a bigger dick before they fuck?
 
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Just take a shower bro has become just get a new 10x7 dick bro so no female will ever cheat on you (because of dick size)
It's pretty bad bro I got cheated on many times by a girl jfl
I am 6'4 with 8x6, the guy is 6'7 with atleast 9x6
It's pretty brutal what this world has become
 
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jfl this poll was obviously answered by male incels on porn forums. How would a foid know if the guy who she’s cheating with has a bigger dick before they fuck?
Read the first question and answers again it sums up to at least 78% because of dick size
 
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It's pretty bad bro I got cheated on many times by a girl jfl
I am 6'4 with 8x6, the guy is 6'7 with atleast 9x6
It's pretty brutal what this world has become

I'm sorry you went through that. To me cheating is one of the worst things a human can do to another person.

Yeah, I never had a so called girl friend after high school as I knew no matter how big my dick was, how much fame or money I had, how good at sex I became, how good looking I qas, etc it's irrelevant as some girl is going to cheat and I'm going to do something I regret. So to prevent this, I simply decided for hookups only back before the dating apps existed. Many years later after seeing Tom Brady getting cheated on it makes me laugh because he's damn near a 9-10 in every single factor (no idea about penis size but assuming at least 8x6 minimum) it makes me feel vindicated for my decision.

I decided to go full Vincel and devote my life to GOD. I live an Amish life outside the Amish Community. I tried to reach King Solomon numbers but failed as I realized each girl I slept with I was losing a piece of my soul. Thankfully I made the decision to exit society our I qould've lost my soul forever. I have a very addictive personality so stopping something I am invested in heavily is extremely difficult for me.

If I could give advice for every man on earth I'd recommend the same thing, becoming self sufficient, getting off grid and put forth some kind of effort to find God in your heart and mind. Thankfully I exited just before the CV-19 mandates happened. I wish you the best of luck in your life. I remember I initially had the goal of the magic 8x6 but settled for a 7x6.1. It did the trick but one girl I slept with qas like falling into a qhale. I think only a horse can please her. It took both my arms to get her off. I wanted to throw up. Perhaps that's qhat girls feel about guys with micros.
 
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I'm sorry you went through that. To me cheating is one of the worst things a human can do to another person.

Yeah, I never had a so called girl friend after high school as I knew no matter how big my dick was, how much fame or money I had, how good at sex I became, how good looking I qas, etc it's irrelevant as some girl is going to cheat and I'm going to do something I regret. So to prevent this, I simply decided for hookups only back before the dating apps existed. Many years later after seeing Tom Brady getting cheated on it makes me laugh because he's damn near a 9-10 in every single factor (no idea about penis size but assuming at least 8x6 minimum) it makes me feel vindicated for my decision.

I decided to go full Vincel and devote my life to GOD. I live an Amish life outside the Amish Community. I tried to reach King Solomon numbers but failed as I realized each girl I slept with I was losing a piece of my soul. Thankfully I made the decision to exit society our I qould've lost my soul forever. I have a very addictive personality so stopping something I am invested in heavily is extremely difficult for me.

If I could give advice for every man on earth I'd recommend the same thing, becoming self sufficient, getting off grid and put forth some kind of effort to find God in your heart and mind. Thankfully I exited just before the CV-19 mandates happened. I wish you the best of luck in your life. I remember I initially had the goal of the magic 8x6 but settled for a 7x6.1. It did the trick but one girl I slept with qas like falling into a qhale. I think only a horse can please her. It took both my arms to get her off. I wanted to throw up. Perhaps that's qhat girls feel about guys with micros.
Thank you for your kind words, I wish you success in every aspect of your life. Your decision going off grid is very based and thoughtful. Your only true love should be to God and to your own soul.

1 Corinthians 6:19: Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and that you are not your own?


Imagine how free Tom Brady must feel now as a single, careermaxxed and retired 47 year old.
Gisele Bündchen was cheating on Tom Brady for years and then gaslighting the entire world she didn't jfl

Ezekiel 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
 
only un educated deny the dickpill of the most strongest yet neglect pills here
 
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The dickpill is indeed the strongest pill and hardest to digest. If it spreads fast it could easily cause the fall of modern society and spark male riots everywhere.

I wouldn't be surprised if the government would actively seek to keep the dickpill hidden from the population as upon exposure most men would simply refuse to contribute to society and just rot for months or years trying to digest the dickpill.

The dickpill could potentialy be more destructive to society than an EMP bomb or a thermonuclear weapon, hence the name:
The Thermonuclear Dickpill
 
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The dickpill is indeed the strongest pill and hardest to digest. If it spreads fast it could easily cause the fall of modern society and spark male riots everywhere.

I wouldn't be surprised if the government would actively seek to keep the dickpill hidden from the population as upon exposure most men would simply refuse to contribute to society and just rot for months or years trying to digest the dickpill.

The dickpill could potentialy be more destructive to society than an EMP bomb or a thermonuclear weapon, hence the name:
The Thermonuclear Dickpill
no bc normies will forever cope with motion of the ocean bro and size doesnt matter its about how you use it
 
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no bc normies will forever cope with motion of the ocean bro and size doesnt matter its about how you use it
You must be right, the goverment knows people are too stupid to accept facts and basic biology so it doesn't even bother.

Cope could be our only hope.

But the cheating and divorce rape cycle continues.
 
Daily reminder that it's over
 
Thank you for your kind words, I wish you success in every aspect of your life. Your decision going off grid is very based and thoughtful. Your only true love should be to God and to your own soul.

1 Corinthians 6:19: Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and that you are not your own?


Imagine how free Tom Brady must feel now as a single, careermaxxed and retired 47 year old.
Gisele Bündchen was cheating on Tom Brady for years and then gaslighting the entire world she didn't jfl

Ezekiel 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
What the fuck niggas even gave bible verses jfl didnt read a single word of this jew psyop blabber 😹👎❌
 
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What the fuck niggas even gave bible verses jfl didnt read a single word of this jew psyop blabber 😹👎❌
Good, that reply wasn't intended for you nigga.

Save this thread for when your future ltr cheats on you with a BBC jfl.
 
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