Vermilioncore
life is hard
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I remember in 2020 when I took an Uber to go fuck a girl doggystyle, I got an old fart for my driver. I think he knew I was getting pussy becuase who Ubers to a house at 12 am from their house?
Anyway, I think he got jealous and wished he was young again so he started telling me that he fucks so many girls online that he has to keep a notebook so he can remember which date he has next. I had to hold back my laughter.
No way this old shriveled piece of shit was getting any pussy besides maybe his old fat whore Wife’s, but I doubt that too.
Anyway, he dropped me off. I didn’t tip him. Just laughed as I went inside and told the girl everything and we laughed together at him then I fucked her raw and busted a fat nut in her mouth.
I love being me.
Anyway, I think he got jealous and wished he was young again so he started telling me that he fucks so many girls online that he has to keep a notebook so he can remember which date he has next. I had to hold back my laughter.
No way this old shriveled piece of shit was getting any pussy besides maybe his old fat whore Wife’s, but I doubt that too.
Anyway, he dropped me off. I didn’t tip him. Just laughed as I went inside and told the girl everything and we laughed together at him then I fucked her raw and busted a fat nut in her mouth.
I love being me.
