The time I did a wheelie to impress the girls but ended up breaking my spine

[asdvek]

So I was driving my dirt bike in the mountains, trails and stuff was doing cool tricks like the average dirt bike rider

Then I saw foids doing picnic in an empty grass area

So I went there and did a wheelie but I lost control and then ran over their little picnic table and I flew in the air and fell on my back

Broke spine. Went through 3 surgeries. They sued me and I had to pay $20k. One of them felt pity for me and sucked my dick and let me hit from behind so that kinda made me feel better.

Moral of the story: Some foids can be nice and can make you feel good, but they can also sue you for 20k

 

[Futura]

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So I was driving my dirt bike in the mountains, trails and stuff was doing cool tricks like the average dirt bike rider

Then I saw foids doing picnic in an empty grass area

So I went there and did a wheelie but I lost control and then ran over their little picnic table and I flew in the air and fell on my back

Broke spine. Went through 3 surgeries. They sued me and I had to pay $20k. One of them felt pity for me and sucked my dick and let me hit from behind so that kinda made me feel better.

Moral of the story: Some foids can be nice and can make you feel good, but they can also sue you for 20k