The time I got into a fight

[asdvek]

So me and my friends all averaging 6'11 280lbs lean WASP ivy league students and trust fund got into a fight

Our rivals were 7'1, 380 LB Lean WASP rugby/hockey/rowing built who lives in an $80,000,000 penthouse in Manhattan, whose family runs trust fund old money businesses such as Finance/Industrials/Fashion/Railroads/O&G/Shipping, multiple friends who studied at Yale/Princeton/Wharton, all averaging 6'11 260 LB lean with elite powerlifting-tier weightlifting gym stats and a job that's like Elite Boutique IB (CVP/LAZ) or Privately Traded Megafund PE (Warburg Pincus/Bain) or Single Manager HF (Lone Pine/Viking), northern-European-Nordic-Anglo-Germanic/WASP phenotype, light/dark brown/blonde hair with green/blue eyes

So they tackled me (I'm 6'6 250lbs lean) and I started wrestling with a 7'6 380lbs lean WASP dude on the ground and he was overpowering me but I managed to get up

And I saw my friend (6'8 270lbs WASP trust fund) get into a fight with a 8'2 blue eyed English wasp elite slayer and I needed to help him.

Anyways we left the bar cuz they called their other friends (averaging 8'6 510lbs lean WASP trust fund) and we had to leave.

 

[imontheloose]

richard would be proud, im sure. did u remember to eat ur raw cow kidney after?

 

[Rhinomaxed]

Have you woken up yet funny thread ngl

 

[asdvek]

richard would be proud, im sure. did u remember to eat ur raw cow kidney after?

Nah me and my 6'8 270lbs WASP trust fund New England slayer friends went for some beers in the bar

But it was getting too late so we went to slay 6'2 stacylite blue eyed 23 bidelt light brown hair WASP females in our Harvard dorms

 

[asdvek]

@CelestialEmpire @EthiopianMaxxer

 

[anavarolic]

So me and my friends all averaging 6'11 280lbs lean WASP ivy league students and trust fund got into a fight

Our rivals were 7'1, 380 LB Lean WASP rugby/hockey/rowing built who lives in an $80,000,000 penthouse in Manhattan, whose family runs trust fund old money businesses such as Finance/Industrials/Fashion/Railroads/O&G/Shipping, multiple friends who studied at Yale/Princeton/Wharton, all averaging 6'11 260 LB lean with elite powerlifting-tier weightlifting gym stats and a job that's like Elite Boutique IB (CVP/LAZ) or Privately Traded Megafund PE (Warburg Pincus/Bain) or Single Manager HF (Lone Pine/Viking), northern-European-Nordic-Anglo-Germanic/WASP phenotype, light/dark brown/blonde hair with green/blue eyes

So they tackled me (I'm 6'6 250lbs lean) and I started wrestling with a 7'6 380lbs lean WASP dude on the ground and he was overpowering me but I managed to get up

And I saw my friend (6'8 270lbs WASP trust fund) get into a fight with a 8'2 blue eyed English wasp elite slayer and I needed to help him.

Anyways we left the bar cuz they called their other friends (averaging 8'6 510lbs lean WASP trust fund) and we had to leave.

W larp super believable

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

did you bite his neck

 

[xombie]

 

[LTNUser]

 

[asdvek]

I'm not larping bro this actually happened

 

[Idontknow-]

So me and my friends all averaging 6'11 280lbs lean WASP ivy league students and trust fund got into a fight

Our rivals were 7'1, 380 LB Lean WASP rugby/hockey/rowing built who lives in an $80,000,000 penthouse in Manhattan, whose family runs trust fund old money businesses such as Finance/Industrials/Fashion/Railroads/O&G/Shipping, multiple friends who studied at Yale/Princeton/Wharton, all averaging 6'11 260 LB lean with elite powerlifting-tier weightlifting gym stats and a job that's like Elite Boutique IB (CVP/LAZ) or Privately Traded Megafund PE (Warburg Pincus/Bain) or Single Manager HF (Lone Pine/Viking), northern-European-Nordic-Anglo-Germanic/WASP phenotype, light/dark brown/blonde hair with green/blue eyes

So they tackled me (I'm 6'6 250lbs lean) and I started wrestling with a 7'6 380lbs lean WASP dude on the ground and he was overpowering me but I managed to get up

And I saw my friend (6'8 270lbs WASP trust fund) get into a fight with a 8'2 blue eyed English wasp elite slayer and I needed to help him.

Anyways we left the bar cuz they called their other friends (averaging 8'6 510lbs lean WASP trust fund) and we had to leave.

 

[888mastermind]

Nigga is fighting the nordic pillar men