The time I paid a homeless woman to eat me out

[Bugmaxxed]

Be me (24M) at the time the story took place, I was driving in my 2014 ford focus in the bay, I was chillin with my my boy, who we'll call Tristan for the sake of thehom story. So anyways I was driving with Tristan and we stopped at a hotel to stay the night after a long night out. I was wasted asl hell from clubbing the entire night. We decided to share a room because we we're both wagecelling at the time for minimum wage. I decided to drop Tristan off in the room and go out for a stroll to clear my mind. On the way walking to the McDonalds I decided to stop at, I saw something, it was a LTB homeless who lowkey got me rowdy. So I decided to walk up to her and pay her $100 to do some deeds. I went back to the hotel room with her and she began eating my gooch. at first, i pushed her off and told her to stop being a fag, but then, out of nowhere, ts shi started feeling so good. Then Tristan walked in and payed her a seperate amount to eat his gooch at the same time. The moral of the story is never get your gooch slurped by a homeless.

sincerely, bugmaxxed

 

[vrilmaxxer]

disgusting tbh

 

[AscensionMan98]

Do you think you would feel differently if a hot foid ate your ass out

 

[AscensionMan98]

disgusting tbh

Would you ever agree to have your ass eaten by a foid if she requested to do so

 

[vrilmaxxer]

Would you ever agree to have your ass eaten by a foid if she requested to do so

women > homeless subhuman

 

[asdvek]

Tristan? Whos tristan

 

[panjeet currycel]

manual or auto

 

[sover]

Be me (24M) at the time the story took place, I was driving in my 2014 ford focus in the bay, I was chillin with my my boy, who we'll call Tristan for the sake of thehom story. So anyways I was driving with Tristan and we stopped at a hotel to stay the night after a long night out. I was wasted asl hell from clubbing the entire night. We decided to share a room because we we're both wagecelling at the time for minimum wage. I decided to drop Tristan off in the room and go out for a stroll to clear my mind. On the way walking to the McDonalds I decided to stop at, I saw something, it was a LTB homeless who lowkey got me rowdy. So I decided to walk up to her and pay her $100 to do some deeds. I went back to the hotel room with her and she began eating my gooch. at first, i pushed her off and told her to stop being a fag, but then, out of nowhere, ts shi started feeling so good. Then Tristan walked in and payed her a seperate amount to eat his gooch at the same time. The moral of the story is never get your gooch slurped by a homeless.

sincerely, bugmaxxed

so dnr we are not doing this my face blew up

 

[alurmo]

no vids no care
no pics no care

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

great story

 

[anxiety]

Would you ever agree to have your ass eaten by a foid if she requested to do so

I did that
Actually she didnt request, i just did that

 

[anxiety]

Fuck can someone tell me this story in a few words, i dont wanna read so many letters

 

[AscensionMan98]

Fuck can someone tell me this story in a few words, i dont wanna read so many letters

A 24-year-old man and his friend Tristan were out clubbing and decided to share a hotel room afterward due to financial constraints. After a night of heavy drinking, the man went out for a walk to clear his head and came across a homeless woman he found attractive. He paid her $100 to perform oral stimulation, specifically on his perineal area (referred to as the "gooch").


( Initially, he was hesitant and pushed her away but soon found the sensation pleasurable. Tristan eventually walked in, paid her separately, and joined in for the same act. The man concludes the story with a humorous warning about the unexpected outcomes of such experiences.

In the end he regretted the experience

 

[AscensionMan98]

I did that
Actually she didnt request, i just did that

So the foid juts requested to eat your ass. Interesting.


I feel like I would not want it due to negative repercussions if they tasted some shit. The Halo of you would be gone

 

[anxiety]

So the foid juts requested to eat your ass. Interesting.


I feel like I would not want it due to negative repercussions if they tasted some shit. The Halo of you would be gone

Nope
I tried to do this to my ex gf several times, but she stoped me, cause she thought that its kinda humiliating
But when i asked her for a "gooch" she did, but then told me, that she didnt like the exprerience cause she felt "used".
Then after a breakup i found an LTB in a night club and licked her ass for like half an hour, then asked her to do it to me, and she did it twice
now i am searching for a girl for another gooch

 

[AscensionMan98]

Nope
I tried to do this to my ex gf several times, but she stoped me, cause she thought that its kinda humiliating
But when i asked her for a "gooch" she did, but then told me, that she didnt like the exprerience cause she felt "used".
Then after a breakup i found an LTB in a night club and licked her ass for like half an hour, then asked her to do it to me, and she did it twice
now i am searching for a girl for another gooch

Damn I would never eat ass and not even pussy. I never have eaten pussy and never will cause you as a man or Bowing down to pussy showing weakness while the foid is in a submissive position sucking your dick

 

[anxiety]

Damn I would never eat ass and not even pussy. I never have eaten pussy and never will cause you as a man or Bowing down to pussy showing weakness while the foid is in a submissive position sucking your dick

Yep, but i like being dominated by foids, i am traumatised and mentally ill

 

[panjeet currycel]

Nope
I tried to do this to my ex gf several times, but she stoped me, cause she thought that its kinda humiliating
But when i asked her for a "gooch" she did, but then told me, that she didnt like the exprerience cause she felt "used".
Then after a breakup i found an LTB in a night club and licked her ass for like half an hour, then asked her to do it to me, and she did it twice
now i am searching for a girl for another gooch

u 8td mens cum

 

[AscensionMan98]

Yep, but i like being dominated by foids, i am traumatised and mentally ill

Damn that blows cause it ain't gonna secure you the foid as she needs to be dominated by the man . Eating pussy good however I can see it making a foid want to stay with you but tbh the issue is I dont really see myself enjoying it at all and don't see how any guy can enjoy it besides wanting to make the roastie feel good.

 

[anxiety]

Damn that blows cause it ain't gonna secure you the foid as she needs to be dominated by the man . Eating pussy good however I can see it making a foid want to stay with you but tbh the issue is I dont really see myself enjoying it at all and don't see how any guy can enjoy it besides wanting to make the roastie feel good.

I also asked my ex pg to pee on me, but she didnt(

 

[anxiety]

Ex gf*

 

[panjeet currycel]

I also asked my ex pg to pee on me, but she didnt(

what in the fuck