The time I shat in a gas station and jerked off on it

[asdvek]

So I was on my daily jog. I used to be a slave back then, I know. I'd even eat sandwiches and oats and stuff. I was a slave.

Anyways on my run there was this gas station. I went in there and I took the meanest shit ever.

It was an anaconda shit. Then I pulled out and started stroking my shit and easily came 4-5 ropes.

I didn't even flush it because that's the janitors job.

 

[Dr. Mog]

 

[asdvek]

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[haldoff]

u gotta be larping no way all this shi happening to u bruh

 

[indian_alpha]

Cool story now bring us our donuts …

 

[asdvek]

u gotta be larping no way all this shi happening to u bruh

All this shit happens to me. I know I have a crazy life

 

[haldoff]

All this shit happens to me. I know I have a crazy life

honestly mirin better than just rotting in bed all life

 

[unkownincel]

what the FUCK are we doing bruh
high t shit tho

 

[Torycel]

So I was on my daily jog. I used to be a slave back then, I know. I'd even eat sandwiches and oats and stuff. I was a slave.

Anyways on my run there was this gas station. I went in there and I took the meanest shit ever.

It was an anaconda shit. Then I pulled out and started stroking my shit and easily came 4-5 ropes.

I didn't even flush it because that's the janitors job.

do u have more gooning stories?

 

[asdvek]

do u have more gooning stories?

Yea

 

[Torycel]

Yea

nice

 

[fazehamster]

So I was on my daily jog. I used to be a slave back then, I know. I'd even eat sandwiches and oats and stuff. I was a slave.

Anyways on my run there was this gas station. I went in there and I took the meanest shit ever.

It was an anaconda shit. Then I pulled out and started stroking my shit and easily came 4-5 ropes.

I didn't even flush it because that's the janitors job.

Ok dude what the flip. What is getting you that turned on in a public bathroom. Scat fetish weirdo.