the time my coworker gave me looksmaxxing advice

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when I worked at mcdonalds, i had a coworker who was a blackcel. one day we were talking about getting girls or smth and he said along the lines of

"yeah bro I think you can improve on yourself"

so i asked him what he thinks i should do and he specifically said

"aight imma give you looksmaxxing advice"

and he essentially said

"Get a haircut bro, your hair is pretty shit rn dude" and "Drink milk, calcium for height"

if only I had thought of that

 

[Sith]

when I worked at mcdonalds, i had a coworker who was a blackcel. one day we were talking about getting girls or smth and he said along the lines of

"yeah bro I think you can improve on yourself"

so i asked him what he thinks i should do and he specifically said

"aight imma give you looksmaxxing advice"

and he essentially said

"Get a haircut bro, your hair is pretty shit rn dude" and "Drink milk, calcium for height"

if only I had thought of that

dude said "looksmaxxing advice" and then says the most obvious and well-known shit of all time.

 

[acm]

dude said "looksmaxxing advice" and then says the most obvious and well-known shit of all time.

normies just don't know shit, they just heard it and use it as a buzzword for any type of self care

 

[Sith]

normies just don't know shit, they just heard it and use it as a buzzword for any type of self care

Lmao one of my friends reposts bp shit but doesn't have a .org account or a .net or a fucking .com account. Hes such a fucking normie dude. He tries to make jokes too and the nigga doesn't even know what LTN means. Genuinely makes me want to commit suicide from his larping.

 

[Sith]

Lmao one of my friends reposts bp shit but doesn't have a .org account or a .net or a fucking .com account. Hes such a fucking normie dude. He tries to make jokes too and the nigga doesn't even know what LTN means. Genuinely makes me want to commit suicide from his larping.

by jokes i mean jokes related to looksmaxxing and bp.

 

[Glorious King]

SHOULD'VE SAID

MASAI JUMPS TO GET TALL LIKE WEMBY

SUBLIMINALS TO GET A10 EYES

 

[Nebelix28]

„Haircut“

 

[acm]

Lmao one of my friends reposts bp shit but doesn't have a .org account or a .net or a fucking .com account. Hes such a fucking normie dude. He tries to make jokes too and the nigga doesn't even know what LTN means. Genuinely makes me want to commit suicide from his larping.

i swear these niggas annoy me so hard when they talk about this stuff irl. im in public with these tiktokcels and they say random bullshit like "haha that guy is htn, hunter eyes" like its a meme. i hate how much theyve fucked up the terms and made bp a meme.

 

[Sith]

i swear these niggas annoy me so hard when they talk about this stuff irl. im in public with these tiktokcels and they say random bullshit like "haha that guy is htn, hunter eyes" like its a meme. i hate how much theyve fucked up the terms and made bp a meme.

he said holy ramus and it's like dude can you fucking stop, genuinely cringes me out and it's like how retarded are you to actually mention this shit in real life in front of our classmates.

 

[Sith]

i swear these niggas annoy me so hard when they talk about this stuff irl. im in public with these tiktokcels and they say random bullshit like "haha that guy is htn, hunter eyes" like its a meme. i hate how much theyve fucked up the terms and made bp a meme.

they think cookie king is bp, lmao. thinking about this is actually raising my cortisol, im pissed.