The Top 5 Non-Alcoholic Drinks

[Paul Allen.]

Welcome to another Paul Allen thread, ladies and gentlemen.

Long time no see. Been kinda busy with my own work, but I felt like stopping by this week for some laughs. Before we begin this thread, a quick disclaimer. This ranking will not milk or water. They don't taste good but are necessary for proper development and survival.

With that being said, let's begin! The top five non-alcoholic drinks, straight out of the fridge.

#5: VITAMIN WATER
➣ Best Flavor: Acai Blueberry Pomegranate

#4: RED BULL
➣ Best Flavor: Amber Edition

#3: SIMPLY LEMONADE
➣ Best Flavor: Raspberry

#2: FANTA
➣ Best Flavor: Pineapple

#1: MONSTER ENERGY
➣ Best Flavor: Pipeline Punch

 

[Paul Allen.]

@Whatever @widdi @loyolaxavvierretard

I think I'll stop by for a few days.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Welcome to another Paul Allen thread, ladies and gentlemen.

Long time no see. Been kinda busy with my own work, but I felt like stopping by this week for some laughs. Before we begin this thread, a quick disclaimer. This ranking will not milk or water. They don't taste good but are necessary for proper development and survival.

With that being said, let's begin! The top five non-alcoholic drinks, straight out of the fridge.

#5: VITAMIN WATER
➣ Best Flavor: Acai Blueberry Pomegranate

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#4: RED BULL
➣ Best Flavor: Amber Edition

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#3: SIMPLY LEMONADE
➣ Best Flavor: Raspberry

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#2: FANTA
➣ Best Flavor: Pineapple

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#1: MONSTER ENERGY
➣ Best Flavor: Pipeline Punch

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Red bull is top tier tbh

 

[2022cel]

Terrible list.

No.1 is water for me i almost always drink water
No.2 is coffee not very tasty but gives a small energy boost
No.3 is red bull yes, or any other "standard" energy drink the real one not one of those new gay flavours
No.4 is moroccan tea very tasty
No.5 could be any of these:
Cola
Sprite
Ice Tea
Orange juice

 

[Paul Allen.]

@schizowillascend @cromagnon @RODEBLUR @superpsycho @Copercel

 

[Paul Allen.]

Terrible list.

No.1 is water for me i almost always drink water
No.2 is coffee not very tasty but gives a small energy boost
No.3 is red bull yes, or any other "standard" energy drink the real one not one of those new gay flavours
No.4 is moroccan tea very tasty
No.5 could be any of these:
Cola
Sprite
Ice Tea
Orange juice

I mentioned water in the disclaimer. Energy drinks provide everything coffee does with better flavor and no sticky teeth.

I'm not too fond of tea, and Fanta is the best tasting soda. Lemonade is better than orange juice as well.

 

[Paul Allen.]

Red bull is top tier tbh

Red Bull or Monster?

I think Monster tastes better but Red Bull is more reliable in terms of energy.

 

[cromagnon]

diet pepsi and diet sprite is pretty good too, i spam them on cuts

 

[Eltrē]

Red Bull or Monster?

I think Monster tastes better but Red Bull is more reliable in terms of energy.

Monster does get overly sweet if you drink too much though, red bull mogs in that regard.
Well to be fair it is a drink curated for young people.

 

[loLyric]

sugar free root beer should be on this list

 

[Paul Allen.]

sugar free root beer should be on this list

Root beer does not taste good. Cola mogs.

 

[loLyric]

Root beer does not taste good. Cola mogs.

hell nah

 

[RODEBLUR]

@schizowillascend @cromagnon @RODEBLUR @superpsycho @Copercel

Bruh