
BigJimsWornOutTires
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Another train derailment happened yesterday in Ohio. That's a little over a dozen this year, and we haven't even approached summer. Motherfuckers. Ugh. I had to toss in 'motherfuckers' for drama effect. Last night, I brought this discussion up with my three girlfriends in bed. I asked them their thoughts concerning this.
"Oh my gad, stop," Peaches reacted.
Gina then inserted, "Oh my gad, you're embarrassing me."
Finally, Diamonds said, "Well, Jim. Shit happens. But seeing a lot of shit happening, I believe it's those communist little fuckers trying to increase Chinese sales, thus delaying shipments of raw materials to businesses and industries."
I was stunned those words escaped her lips. I was even more, astounded her brain was actually functioning. My other two girlfriends were also startled. Gina said, "Oh my gad, Diamonds, you're like a rocket scientist."
Then Peaches said, "I have no idea what you just said."
I realized the discussion was causing their heads to hurt. So I whipped out the o' DESTROYER OF WORLDS and offered them the remedy. They hurried down and went straight to work. "Be nice, ladies, share. You know my feelings about greedy mouths."
"Oh my gad, stop," Peaches reacted.
Gina then inserted, "Oh my gad, you're embarrassing me."
Finally, Diamonds said, "Well, Jim. Shit happens. But seeing a lot of shit happening, I believe it's those communist little fuckers trying to increase Chinese sales, thus delaying shipments of raw materials to businesses and industries."
I was stunned those words escaped her lips. I was even more, astounded her brain was actually functioning. My other two girlfriends were also startled. Gina said, "Oh my gad, Diamonds, you're like a rocket scientist."
Then Peaches said, "I have no idea what you just said."
I realized the discussion was causing their heads to hurt. So I whipped out the o' DESTROYER OF WORLDS and offered them the remedy. They hurried down and went straight to work. "Be nice, ladies, share. You know my feelings about greedy mouths."