The train derailments, it's time to discuss this

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Another train derailment happened yesterday in Ohio. That's a little over a dozen this year, and we haven't even approached summer. Motherfuckers. Ugh. I had to toss in 'motherfuckers' for drama effect. Last night, I brought this discussion up with my three girlfriends in bed. I asked them their thoughts concerning this.

"Oh my gad, stop," Peaches reacted.

Gina then inserted, "Oh my gad, you're embarrassing me."

Finally, Diamonds said, "Well, Jim. Shit happens. But seeing a lot of shit happening, I believe it's those communist little fuckers trying to increase Chinese sales, thus delaying shipments of raw materials to businesses and industries."

I was stunned those words escaped her lips. I was even more, astounded her brain was actually functioning. My other two girlfriends were also startled. Gina said, "Oh my gad, Diamonds, you're like a rocket scientist."

Then Peaches said, "I have no idea what you just said."

I realized the discussion was causing their heads to hurt. So I whipped out the o' DESTROYER OF WORLDS and offered them the remedy. They hurried down and went straight to work. "Be nice, ladies, share. You know my feelings about greedy mouths."
 
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fuck you big jim
 
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fuck you big jim
The first six derailments, I felt were nothing more than a coincidence. But half of dozen more?? Ugh. I sense stubbornness. I perceive desperation. I sense determination. I smell Chinese.
 
The first six derailments, I felt were nothing more than a coincidence. But half of dozen more?? Ugh. I sense stubbornness. I perceive desperation. I sense determination. I smell Chinese.
im belarus
 
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Gina told me they used Helium balloons to put the derailed trains back on the tracks, so I did a youtube search.
I would not be surprised if the company that does the train lifting wasn't causing some of the derailments.

 
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im belarus
And your point? This isn't a Russian flavor. And besides, things are not what it appears to be. The sacrifice of a hundred thousand compared to millions, possibly a billion, the arithmetic reveals security. They computed possible outcomes. This was the most favorable one. The Chinese motherfuckers are stubborn. The ones you don't see had no choice, thus Russia/Ukraine conflict.

Gina told me they used Helium balloons to put the derailed trains back on the tracks, so I did a youtube search.
I would not be surprised if the company that does the train lifting wasn't causing some of the derailments.


I was always suspicious about her and her "Oh my gad, I forgot something at the store, be right back in a few hours." Oh, well. Women will be women. Not much I can do about that. And not like I own them. Tbh, I wouldn't wish such responsibilities as to sex slaves. My great-grandparents were proud slave owners. But grandpappy was lazy. He allowed the slaves to do as they pleased. He eventually encouraged them to explore the countryside. A week into that pilgrimage, they were captured by the KKK and executed. Ugh. The dream was shortlived.
 
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ONLY IN OHIO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 :lul:
:lul::lul:

*dabs*
 
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