Quetila
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Both sides are coping
Dark eyed dudes act like eye color doesn’t matter at all, which is cope
Light eyed dudes act like light eyes are everything just cause their goofy ass prey light eyes got complimented and make it sound they would’ve got laid if they tried JFL
Imagine pretending light eyes are a halo next to a 6’5 22” bidelt MTN with freckles.
HIS FRECKLES will become a halo, not muh light eyes with upper eyelid exposure and shit infras JFL. He will also get laid the same evening unlike your light eyed ass
Their ultimate cope is providing pictures of PSL gods like Gandy and Vasily with dark eyes and telling you “insane nerf”
The reality is that it’s just proving that light eyes are a good portion of what they got going on
For example, the way Chico’s eyes hit, barely changes when you give him light eyes
And also, PSL rewards eurocentric features, it’s obvious that good looking caucasoids are going to be PSL gods when they have features exclusive to their category JFL
Both sides are coping and wrong, the light eyed ones end up being involuntarily less wrong though
The ONLY reason light eyes mog dark eyes is scarcity, dark eyes are appreciated in nordic countries (not to the point they wear contacts cause they know it’s the standard jfl there’s a limit to this) and all of them don’t even realize that they all have light eyes
Light eyes are also a dimorphic trait for men for two reasons
1) Males are more prone to express it in the phenotype, compared to females
2) It’s threatening, all predators in nature have an heterogenous eyeball while preys don’t, when you swap them you notice that the visible pupils do 90% of the work
Luckily for them, dark eyed people are not these animals, we all have a white sclera so we still all have a human look, can’t be directly compared
Doesn’t change the fact that in light eyed humans the pupils are even more visible
And that the human mind associates visible pupils to danger
Dark eyes make you look tame and sweet while light eyes make you look assertive and dangerous (and this isn’t necessarily a bad thing in both genders, especially for women)
You can see in this picture how this affects Adriana Lima’s perceived personality
Overall, eye color is a “problem” only for men, in women it can help strengthen an archetype’s impression if anything
I put “problem” in quotation marks cause it’s barely a real problem, men can show dimorphism in many other ways, and the threatening factor can be amplified with the dimorphism itself or other biases
For example, you can say that Barrett and O’Pry have a more predator-like eye area than Ramirez, and I’d agree. But when it comes to the full looks package + status? Nobody comes close.
And yes, light eyes are dark triad, not the dark ones.
TLDR:
eye shape > color and it’s not even close, a NCT or shit IPD is enough to fuck up all that perceived danger bullshit.
light eyes stay the optimal color, but won’t save you.
Dark eyed dudes act like eye color doesn’t matter at all, which is cope
Light eyed dudes act like light eyes are everything just cause their goofy ass prey light eyes got complimented and make it sound they would’ve got laid if they tried JFL
Imagine pretending light eyes are a halo next to a 6’5 22” bidelt MTN with freckles.
HIS FRECKLES will become a halo, not muh light eyes with upper eyelid exposure and shit infras JFL. He will also get laid the same evening unlike your light eyed ass
Their ultimate cope is providing pictures of PSL gods like Gandy and Vasily with dark eyes and telling you “insane nerf”
The reality is that it’s just proving that light eyes are a good portion of what they got going on
For example, the way Chico’s eyes hit, barely changes when you give him light eyes
And also, PSL rewards eurocentric features, it’s obvious that good looking caucasoids are going to be PSL gods when they have features exclusive to their category JFL
Both sides are coping and wrong, the light eyed ones end up being involuntarily less wrong though
The ONLY reason light eyes mog dark eyes is scarcity, dark eyes are appreciated in nordic countries (not to the point they wear contacts cause they know it’s the standard jfl there’s a limit to this) and all of them don’t even realize that they all have light eyes
Light eyes are also a dimorphic trait for men for two reasons
1) Males are more prone to express it in the phenotype, compared to females
2) It’s threatening, all predators in nature have an heterogenous eyeball while preys don’t, when you swap them you notice that the visible pupils do 90% of the work
Luckily for them, dark eyed people are not these animals, we all have a white sclera so we still all have a human look, can’t be directly compared
Doesn’t change the fact that in light eyed humans the pupils are even more visible
And that the human mind associates visible pupils to danger
Dark eyes make you look tame and sweet while light eyes make you look assertive and dangerous (and this isn’t necessarily a bad thing in both genders, especially for women)
You can see in this picture how this affects Adriana Lima’s perceived personality
Overall, eye color is a “problem” only for men, in women it can help strengthen an archetype’s impression if anything
I put “problem” in quotation marks cause it’s barely a real problem, men can show dimorphism in many other ways, and the threatening factor can be amplified with the dimorphism itself or other biases
For example, you can say that Barrett and O’Pry have a more predator-like eye area than Ramirez, and I’d agree. But when it comes to the full looks package + status? Nobody comes close.
And yes, light eyes are dark triad, not the dark ones.
TLDR:
eye shape > color and it’s not even close, a NCT or shit IPD is enough to fuck up all that perceived danger bullshit.
light eyes stay the optimal color, but won’t save you.
