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Victor Hugo.



Supposedly all the brothels in Paris closed on the day of his funeral. The prostitutes attended by the hundreds and draped their privates with black cloths as a sign of mourning.​

His sexy exploits include:

* Having sex 83 times in the 4 months before he died at age 83.

* Having sex with over 200 women in 2 years. It was not unusual for him to have 3-4 different lovers in a day.

* He installed peepholes in the guest rooms of the hotel in Paris where he lived.

* For seven years he had a mistress he kept secret from his wife and a second mistress he kept secret from his first mistress.

* Had sex 9 times with his wife on their wedding night. She got pregnant 5 times in 8 years.

* He was married to his wife for 48 years til her death. Both had lovers outside the marriage.

* One of his mistresses was his unpaid "secretary" and traveled with him for 50 years.

* He seduced his son's lover. His son said he didn't blame her for it.
 
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Brutal, even Chad has to pay for hookers

Not that I even know who this guy was
 
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mogs me
 
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Victor Hugo.



Supposedly all the brothels in Paris closed on the day of his funeral. The prostitutes attended by the hundreds and draped their privates with black cloths as a sign of mourning.



His sexy exploits include:



* Having sex 83 times in the 4 months before he died at age 83.



* Having sex with over 200 women in 2 years. It was not unusual for him to have 3-4 different lovers in a day.



* He installed peepholes in the guest rooms of the hotel in Paris where he lived.



* For seven years he had a mistress he kept secret from his wife and a second mistress he kept secret from his first mistress.



* Had sex 9 times with his wife on their wedding night. She got pregnant 5 times in 8 years.



* He was married to his wife for 48 years til her death. Both had lovers outside the marriage.



* One of his mistresses was his unpaid "secretary" and traveled with him for 50 years.



* He seduced his son's lover. His son said he didn't blame her for it.
lisa simpson book GIF
 
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Victor Hugo.



Supposedly all the brothels in Paris closed on the day of his funeral. The prostitutes attended by the hundreds and draped their privates with black cloths as a sign of mourning.



His sexy exploits include:



* Having sex 83 times in the 4 months before he died at age 83.



* Having sex with over 200 women in 2 years. It was not unusual for him to have 3-4 different lovers in a day.



* He installed peepholes in the guest rooms of the hotel in Paris where he lived.



* For seven years he had a mistress he kept secret from his wife and a second mistress he kept secret from his first mistress.



* Had sex 9 times with his wife on their wedding night. She got pregnant 5 times in 8 years.



* He was married to his wife for 48 years til her death. Both had lovers outside the marriage.



* One of his mistresses was his unpaid "secretary" and traveled with him for 50 years.



* He seduced his son's lover. His son said he didn't blame her for it.
Reddit spacing tbh ignored
 
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this is the guy
the only true part of that story is probably the part about the hookers mourning, cause looking at him he was probably their most frequent client tbh
 
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