THE ULTIMATE GUIDE on how to CHEAT on EXAMS

[JohnVictor]

Hello Everyone!

So i have been talking with some of youse and brainstormed ideas but i think i have come with the ultimate solution to the WORST NIGHTMARE of a student... STUDYING FOR EXAMS.

What i have thought about is a 99% foolproof method that i will test shortly, but i want your guys opinions on the topic.

So here is how it is executed:

First you gather all materials you have of your exam subject. Be it PDFs, Powerpoints, Class notes, Previous exams, Etc. And you send it all to a chat in Chatgpt or any other AI chatbox you trust.

You tell him its to prepare for an exam, and to keep it in its memory.

Realistically you should practice the next things i will say a couple times on your home first.

You should grab a bluetooth earphone of the same colour as your hair, and place it on the ear that you know wont be facing the professors and the rest of the class, this is to avoid them seeing it more closely, the next thing you should strive for is to have long hair, or at least curly hair long enough so it can hide your ear, at least partially, and if needed cut some of your hairs and glue them to your ear, make sure it looks natural, you could also try styling your hair or brushing it so it hides the earpiece.

The day of the exam you wake up early and head to the classroom at least an hour or two before the actual exam starts, and you pick a seat, preferably the furthest away from the professor but not too far away that he might move you if your classmates fail to fill up the front row seats. You also want to select a seat that is on the corners of the classroom, in order to have a good view of your surroundings and so the ear of your choosing is not exposed to the classrooms corridors.

Then you need a friend, family member, ANYONE, to be on a VIDEOCALL with you, now you would do this BEFORE the exam even starts, before the professors even arrive. He would be on a videocall, not neccesary for him to be showing his video, but very important for YOU to be videocalling with your back phone camera. You would have your PHONE connected to your EARPHONES via BLUETOOTH and then call your friend, the call will be made via your earphone, leaving the phone only as a videocall device. Then you would hide your phone underneath the leg of your preference while still on the call, now at that moment he wont be seeing anything, and he doesnt need to, Up until the exam starts, odds are professors wont change you or your seating, if they do quickly but relaxed hide your phone in your already selected outfit for cheating, and go to your selected place, dont fight it.

In any case, you now are on a videocall with your person of trust, who would be with chatgpt/the AI chatbox you sent information to OPEN on his laptop, while on a videocall with you on his phone. Once you get your paper exam you would glance at it briefly, and then try your hardest to be extremely attentive to your surroundings and lower it down or place it on the floor while the professor is looking away, then you would just move your phone up a bit, so that your camera can pick up the exam, then your friend via the earphone would tell you if he can read it or if its blurry, if its good he would screenshot it, then send it to chatgpt and await for the answers. Once chatgpt answers he would slowly start telling you the answers, question by question, giving you enough time to write them down. Since your earphone microphone could also be open you could have the other one on your hand or pocket, and take it out briefly, hold it in your hand closed, and tell him "yep" or something like that QUIETLY once you have copied everything so he can move onto the next question. Repeat until you have finished. Then, again being very cautious of your surroundings, hide your phone into your ZIPPED or VELCRO pocket. Keep your earpiece or take it out being again very cautious, up to you. Hand the exam over quickly, dont engage in any chit chat, pack up and leave.

And if done properly... ¡congrats you have now passed an exam with less than 2 hours of preparation!

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT IT, ANY IMPROVEMENTS RECOMMENDATIONS, DOUBTS WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

 

[Ray0n]

dnr this shit is prob meant for americans

 

[sasageyo]

Here after dnr saved for later

 

[JohnVictor]

dnr this shit is prob meant for americans

im from brasil it works for me, what do you think?

 

[JohnVictor]

Here after dnr saved for later

thank you, if you find any fail in it or something sketchy let me know

 

[Ray0n]

im from brasil it works for me, what do you think?

just finished reading it and it won't work for me since the professors choose your place for the rest of the exam period and there's atleast 2-3 teachers walking around and checking if you don't have anything with you

 

[JohnVictor]

just finished reading it and it won't work for me since the professors choose your place for the rest of the exam period and there's atleast 2-3 teachers walking around and checking if you don't have anything with you

Do they choose it once everyone arrived to the exam or is it pre assigned? I got solutions for every case dont worry

 

[JohnVictor]

Bump

 

[kababcel]

Hello Everyone!

So i have been talking with some of youse and brainstormed ideas but i think i have come with the ultimate solution to the WORST NIGHTMARE of a student... STUDYING FOR EXAMS.

What i have thought about is a 99% foolproof method that i will test shortly, but i want your guys opinions on the topic.

So here is how it is executed:

First you gather all materials you have of your exam subject. Be it PDFs, Powerpoints, Class notes, Previous exams, Etc. And you send it all to a chat in Chatgpt or any other AI chatbox you trust.

You tell him its to prepare for an exam, and to keep it in its memory.

Realistically you should practice the next things i will say a couple times on your home first.

You should grab a bluetooth earphone of the same colour as your hair, and place it on the ear that you know wont be facing the professors and the rest of the class, this is to avoid them seeing it more closely, the next thing you should strive for is to have long hair, or at least curly hair long enough so it can hide your ear, at least partially, and if needed cut some of your hairs and glue them to your ear, make sure it looks natural, you could also try styling your hair or brushing it so it hides the earpiece.

The day of the exam you wake up early and head to the classroom at least an hour or two before the actual exam starts, and you pick a seat, preferably the furthest away from the professor but not too far away that he might move you if your classmates fail to fill up the front row seats. You also want to select a seat that is on the corners of the classroom, in order to have a good view of your surroundings and so the ear of your choosing is not exposed to the classrooms corridors.

Then you need a friend, family member, ANYONE, to be on a VIDEOCALL with you, now you would do this BEFORE the exam even starts, before the professors even arrive. He would be on a videocall, not neccesary for him to be showing his video, but very important for YOU to be videocalling with your back phone camera. You would have your PHONE connected to your EARPHONES via BLUETOOTH and then call your friend, the call will be made via your earphone, leaving the phone only as a videocall device. Then you would hide your phone underneath the leg of your preference while still on the call, now at that moment he wont be seeing anything, and he doesnt need to, Up until the exam starts, odds are professors wont change you or your seating, if they do quickly but relaxed hide your phone in your already selected outfit for cheating, and go to your selected place, dont fight it.

In any case, you now are on a videocall with your person of trust, who would be with chatgpt/the AI chatbox you sent information to OPEN on his laptop, while on a videocall with you on his phone. Once you get your paper exam you would glance at it briefly, and then try your hardest to be extremely attentive to your surroundings and lower it down or place it on the floor while the professor is looking away, then you would just move your phone up a bit, so that your camera can pick up the exam, then your friend via the earphone would tell you if he can read it or if its blurry, if its good he would screenshot it, then send it to chatgpt and await for the answers. Once chatgpt answers he would slowly start telling you the answers, question by question, giving you enough time to write them down. Since your earphone microphone could also be open you could have the other one on your hand or pocket, and take it out briefly, hold it in your hand closed, and tell him "yep" or something like that QUIETLY once you have copied everything so he can move onto the next question. Repeat until you have finished. Then, again being very cautious of your surroundings, hide your phone into your ZIPPED or VELCRO pocket. Keep your earpiece or take it out being again very cautious, up to you. Hand the exam over quickly, dont engage in any chit chat, pack up and leave.

And if done properly... ¡congrats you have now passed an exam with less than 2 hours of preparation!

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT IT, ANY IMPROVEMENTS RECOMMENDATIONS, DOUBTS WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

Anything but studying like a white intellectual student

 

[JohnVictor]

Anything but studying like a white intellectual student

LOL true but you think it could work?

 

[kababcel]

LOL true but you think it could work?

In public schools yeah, private schools hmmmmmmm maybe not, depends how strict everyone is, I managed to cheat my way out of high school

 

[JohnVictor]

In public schools yeah, private schools hmmmmmmm maybe not, depends how strict everyone is, I managed to cheat my way out of high school

well its clearly not allowed, they wouldnt have to catch you most importantly, they are somewhat strict but not strict enough to assign 3 professors for a 30 student exam, only 1 will do and half the time its just some person sitting on his desk up front not checking anything

 

[jallrd]

meta glasses would be 10x easier how are u going to hold a phone without being seen that would suck

 

[JohnVictor]

meta glasses would be 10x easier how are u going to hold a phone without being seen that would suck

you would hold it under your leg, between the chair and your leg, only taking it out briefly when needed, then keeping it hidden back again, meta glasses have a little light when being used as far as i know, apart from having 1 or 2 cameras on the side, making it quite obvious to everyone else

 

[jallrd]

you would hold it under your leg, between the chair and your leg, only taking it out briefly when needed, then keeping it hidden back again, meta glasses have a little light when being used as far as i know, apart from having 1 or 2 cameras on the side, making it quite obvious to everyone else

my preferred method is just leave phone in bathroom, write questions down on notecard, and go super fast

 

[JohnVictor]

my preferred method is just leave phone in bathroom, write questions down on notecard, and go super fast

not bad idea, but you risk leaving your phone on the bathroom full of complete strangers, also some professors wont allow you to go to the toilet while on the exam, and once you come back you gotta memorize everything in such little time, apart from the time wasted writing all the questions on that notecard and going to the toilet to send it to chatgpt/google it, also you come back from the toilet and everyone will be SUS of you

 

[Ray0n]

Do they choose it once everyone arrived to the exam or is it pre assigned? I got solutions for every case dont worry

they choose it like 2 weeks before the exam period starts

 

[AscensionMan98]

Hello Everyone!

So i have been talking with some of youse and brainstormed ideas but i think i have come with the ultimate solution to the WORST NIGHTMARE of a student... STUDYING FOR EXAMS.

What i have thought about is a 99% foolproof method that i will test shortly, but i want your guys opinions on the topic.

So here is how it is executed:

First you gather all materials you have of your exam subject. Be it PDFs, Powerpoints, Class notes, Previous exams, Etc. And you send it all to a chat in Chatgpt or any other AI chatbox you trust.

You tell him its to prepare for an exam, and to keep it in its memory.

Realistically you should practice the next things i will say a couple times on your home first.

You should grab a bluetooth earphone of the same colour as your hair, and place it on the ear that you know wont be facing the professors and the rest of the class, this is to avoid them seeing it more closely, the next thing you should strive for is to have long hair, or at least curly hair long enough so it can hide your ear, at least partially, and if needed cut some of your hairs and glue them to your ear, make sure it looks natural, you could also try styling your hair or brushing it so it hides the earpiece.

The day of the exam you wake up early and head to the classroom at least an hour or two before the actual exam starts, and you pick a seat, preferably the furthest away from the professor but not too far away that he might move you if your classmates fail to fill up the front row seats. You also want to select a seat that is on the corners of the classroom, in order to have a good view of your surroundings and so the ear of your choosing is not exposed to the classrooms corridors.

Then you need a friend, family member, ANYONE, to be on a VIDEOCALL with you, now you would do this BEFORE the exam even starts, before the professors even arrive. He would be on a videocall, not neccesary for him to be showing his video, but very important for YOU to be videocalling with your back phone camera. You would have your PHONE connected to your EARPHONES via BLUETOOTH and then call your friend, the call will be made via your earphone, leaving the phone only as a videocall device. Then you would hide your phone underneath the leg of your preference while still on the call, now at that moment he wont be seeing anything, and he doesnt need to, Up until the exam starts, odds are professors wont change you or your seating, if they do quickly but relaxed hide your phone in your already selected outfit for cheating, and go to your selected place, dont fight it.

In any case, you now are on a videocall with your person of trust, who would be with chatgpt/the AI chatbox you sent information to OPEN on his laptop, while on a videocall with you on his phone. Once you get your paper exam you would glance at it briefly, and then try your hardest to be extremely attentive to your surroundings and lower it down or place it on the floor while the professor is looking away, then you would just move your phone up a bit, so that your camera can pick up the exam, then your friend via the earphone would tell you if he can read it or if its blurry, if its good he would screenshot it, then send it to chatgpt and await for the answers. Once chatgpt answers he would slowly start telling you the answers, question by question, giving you enough time to write them down. Since your earphone microphone could also be open you could have the other one on your hand or pocket, and take it out briefly, hold it in your hand closed, and tell him "yep" or something like that QUIETLY once you have copied everything so he can move onto the next question. Repeat until you have finished. Then, again being very cautious of your surroundings, hide your phone into your ZIPPED or VELCRO pocket. Keep your earpiece or take it out being again very cautious, up to you. Hand the exam over quickly, dont engage in any chit chat, pack up and leave.

And if done properly... ¡congrats you have now passed an exam with less than 2 hours of preparation!

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT IT, ANY IMPROVEMENTS RECOMMENDATIONS, DOUBTS WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

Bro this shit doesn't matter because if you want to get the best jobs its all about connections. Going to a good uni can help you meet more of those connections, but if you looksmax you will make connections easily. Then go work as a bartender in a rich area , or a golf caddy boy in a rich golfing area.

Any place you are talking to rich people a lot that is your goal